"Ah yeah, baby!" Cyborg and Beast Boy were playing the latest version of Super Monkey Hyper Smashdown. "Booyah!" cried Cy as he K.O'd BB's monkey.
"Aw, man! I demand a rematch!"
"Don't you two ever play cards?" asked Raven. She was sitting on the other end of the couch reading a book.
Beast Boy cocked an eyebrow in her direction. "What are these 'cards' you speak of?"
Raven sighed and rolled her eyes, returning to her book.
Suddenly, a scream rattled the windows of the tower. Robin ran into the room, a look of alarm plastered on his face. "What was that?"
"It sounded like..." Cyborg began.
"Starfire!" Raven put her book down and followed the boys upstairs.
"Starfire, are you—" Robin was cut off by another bone-shattering scream.
"They're coming! Eeek!" Star was jumping for joy in front of her TV.
"Who's here?" asked Raven.
Star covered her mouth, muffling another scream. "Klorgis! They are touring in the planets of your galaxy!"
"Klor-what?" BB asked, confused.
"Klorgis!" Starfire was smiling from ear to ear.
Cyborg looked at the screen, watching a group of four boys dancing on a stage. "A...boy band?"
Robin relaxed as he brushed some sweat off his forehead. "Whew! I thought something was wrong!"
"Something is wrong. I loathe boy bands," said Raven, gritting her teeth.
"Why do you dislike the perfectly choreographed boys with harmonious vocal chords?" Starfire asked.
"Okay, in English please?" Beast Boy scratched his head.
"I just do."
"But why?" pressed the redhead. "They are Tamaranian."
"Because they're weird, okay? They're..." she stopped and looked at her friends, who were staring at her. "What?"
"Anyways...what does this have to do with us?" asked Robin.
"They are coming to Earth!" cried Starfire.
"Dude! This rocks!" They all looked at BB, each thinking he had officially lost it.
"You like their wonderful songs, too?"
"No, you get, like, 800 channels! That's one strong alien cable box."
"We must go to see them!" Star wrote down the number blinking on the screen, then picked up her phone. "Hello? Yes, this is Starfire calling to order tickets to see Klorgis live! How much will 5 tickets be? Yes, I would gladly hold. What shall I hold for you?"
"Uhh...4 tickets, Starfire. I'm not going." Raven walked out, making her way to the couch and her book.
"Make it 3. I don't do boy bands either." Cyborg followed after her.
"So 3 tickets then?" Star looked at the remaining Titans.
"No...just 2. I don't want to go." Robin smiled sheepishly and shrugged before leaving.
Starfire zeroed in on Beast Boy, who was trying to avoid eye contact by whistling. "Beast Boy?" the girl stuck out her lower lip. "Please?"
"Aw, man!" he cried, slapping his hand on his forehead. "Do I have to? I'd rather stay home and watch TV...or play video games...or something!"
Star bowed her head. "That is alright. I will go alone."
BB sighed. "I'm so gonna regret this, but...okay. I'll go."
"Glorious!" she said, perking up. "Now, if only we had 80 American dollars..."
"80 bucks?! What for?"
"The tickets are 40 dollars each." She returned her attention to the phone in her hand. "Hello? You are back? I could not hold what it was you wanted...Oh! Yes, I would. Two please...60 dollars? I thought...Oh, thank you! Wait, I need to write that down... One week? I thank you very much!" She hung up, smiling stupidly. "The nice lady said that the first 5 people to call would receive a 25 discount!"
"Which means...?"
"The tickets are only 30 American dollars!" Starfire dialed the 10-digit number she wrote down, waiting for the ring. "I am now to say this code to the person on the other side, and they will mail the tickets! This will be great fun, Beast Boy!"
He chuckled uncomfortably. "Yeah...great fun..."
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Okay, I just wanna say right now: No, I'm not writing a BB/Star fic. I knew this would (and still might) come up, so please don't write a review asking if it is or burning me because you don't like them together. If you re-watch the episodes, you'll see BB and Star are good friends. That is all.
-Management...err, the author