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RP 1: Valentines Day
Staring: Jean's Envy as Jean Havoc, Edward Elric and a bunch of animals XD
Chibi Kain as Kain Fuery and Roy Mustang
Genres: Humor, Hurt/Comfort, and Romance
The scene: Central Military headquarters, morning.
Havoc: -walks into Fuery's office- Goooood Morning Sergeant!
Fuery: - jumps and closes the box under his desk quickly- .. AHH!! Oh .. umm I.. good morning!! Lovely weather we're having today huh..
Havoc: Indeed it is. -Sits on desk- Say, Valentines Day is coming up isn't it?
Kain: ... Oh umm it is.. - Looks at the calendar- .. Ahh it is.. I haven't made any cards yet.. ohhhh been so busy..... So anyway.. I guess you have another pretty girl in mind to take to dinner? or did the colonel get to her first .. again..
Jean: -Flinches at the memories of many crushes lost to the Colonel- No, not this time. -Looks away and quietly says- At least, I hope not… -Clears throat- E-hem, in any case, I do have someone in mind...-looks directly at Kain with a fox-like smile-
Kain: .. Oh... well that's good to hear.. - smiles-
Roy: -Shouting from his office- KAIN!! Come into my office will you!!
Kain: Oh, YES SIR COMING! Sorry Havoc.. talk to you later. - Runs to the office-
And now for a soliloquy that is not nearly as good as anything written by Shakespeare but tries it's best
Jean: What the? No, it couldn't be...could it? He wouldn't....would he?! Roy isn't....is he?! -Falls to his knees- Godddammit! Why does this always happen to me??!! And I really, really REALLY like him!! It's different from all the others, they mean nothing to me! -Looks to the sky- Do you enjoy punishing me Kami-sama?!!! (1)
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- After about 3 hours Kain was seen again. On his desk was a vase with some pretty red roses and he was writing on his calendar a reminder for February 14: Date with Roy. He smiles and hangs back by his desk once done and continues his work-
Jean: -Walks in again- (2) Hello again! -Notices the roses- (Thinking to self) Oh no….it can't be….
Kain: Oh hello again Havoc... oh the flowers. - Smiles- Yeah Roy gave them to me.... and this year I have a date too!! Glad you have one as well I'm sure it will be great. Though now I have to find someone to take care of some of my pets…oh I'm sure they will be fine for one night. - Smiles and hums-
Jean: Oh...Roy...r...really? -Forces a smile- I...I'm...so happy for you....(Thinking) I knew it!! Kami-sama does hate me!!! Or maybe Roy is just the devil, yeah that's it…wait...pets? Hmmm *Talking again* I'll watch them for you!
Kain: Huh you will… wait… you're not gonna eat them are you. - Remembers what he said about Black Hayate- I don't know... what about your date? Jean come on.. don't break her heart like that.. Don't worry about my pets.. they will be fine.. enjoy your night with your sweet heart.. - Smiles and goes back to his work-
Jean: Well actually, my plans were recently...(Thinking) Destroyed, shattered, ruined; like my heart... *Talking* …cancelled. It's not a problem, really. And I don't eat dogs that was just a joke! I mean it!
Kain: - Frowns and pats his shoulder- I'm sorry... I'm sure you'll find some one else. You're a great guy Havoc... a good friend. - Smiles- All right you can watch my pets, just don't smoke around them; they hate that smell, makes them get antsy. I think they think there's fire someplace. Thank you again havoc! - Hugs him before taking his papers down the hall a bounce in his step and humming-
Jean: -Frozen. slowly smiles- He hugged me! w Ahhh, he's so damn cute!!! 3 3 -Makes a fist with his hand and punches the air, standing in a heroic stance- Yess! Here's what I'll do: I'll get through to him through those pets! I'll be the greatest pet sitter ever. Then, slowly he will realize that I am a much better match for him than –Cringes-Mustang...I WON'T LOSE THIS TIME!!!!
Ed: -Walking by- WTF are you doing? U_u
Jean: -Goes back to normal- (3) Nothing.
Ed-Whatever...weirdo
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Kain: And this is the bowl for the dogs and this one for the puppies. This is the kennel for the bigger dogs. And you'll have to take them out for a short walk to do there business then feed them and give them water let them stay out for another hour give Bailey his pills and Davey his shot in the left hip so so he'll sleep and it will move slowly cutting out the pain in his right leg, ok then put them in there separate kennels. - Points to the kennels in his small backyard- Bailey, Davey, Regiant , Kenny, Leo and Xena my little girl. Ok? And the cats are easy; let them do what they want, but be sure to close all the windows, ok? - Takes a breath- You got all that? - Fixes his tie-
Jean: Uh huh. -Half listening as he's staring at Fuery's outfit- (Thinking) To think, if it wasn't for Colonel Steal-every-single-one-of-Jean's-chances-at-love, he would be dressing up for me!! *Speaking* Got it; big bowl for dogs, little one for puppies, walk afterwards, water, Bailey pills after an hour, Davey shot in left hip, close windows, do the hokey pokey and turn myself around and that's what it's all about! –Smiles-
Kain: - Can't help but chuckle- Well I guess this whole thing is like the hokey pokey to you huh? I'm sorry again it didn't work out with your sweetheart Jean. - He pats his shoulder then fixes his hair again- Well what do you think, good or too much? -The doorbell rings and he rushes around grabbing keys and wallet then nit picking about his outfit- Ah, he's here…ummm ummm...ahh…wallet…where's my wallet...oh dear!!
Jean: -Notices wallet on floor next to him- (Thinking) Ok, if I give it to him, he'll leave and my dreams will be shattered. But if I don't give it to him he won't be able to leave and I might have a chance! ...But his dreams will be shattered. Mustang's too. I can't do that to my friends, even if I care this much about him...-Picks up wallet- Found it.
Kain: OH! Thank you Havoc…thanks a lot… - Takes it and puts it in his pocket- Well I'll see you later tonight, ok. - Goes to the door and opens it- Hello Roy! - Smiles-
Roy: - Hands him a huge bouquet of roses- For you and one more thing. - Hands him a box of chocolates-
Kain: Oh!! Thank you. They're beautiful. -Takes them and puts them in a vase and lays the chocolates next to them- Bye Havoc and thanks again! -Leaves with Roy arm in arm-
Jean: -Eye twitches, forced smile- Bye, have fun. -Door closes. Sighs sadly- That could have been me, -Sits on couch and sighs again. Small smile- He's adorable when he's flustered, -Turns to dog on couch- isn't he?
Dog: Bark!
Jean: I'll take that as a yes. -Pats dog's head- Now, which one are you? Bailey?
Dog: Bark!
Jean: Ok Bailey, we're going to have fun tonight, right?
Bailey: -Jumps off couch and runs off-
Jean: -Sigh*-Et tu Bailey? Oh well, -Gets up and fills bowls- Ok dogs! Time to eat!
Dogs: -Run in, practically running over him-
Jean: Hey! Watch it! Whoa! -Falls to the ground. Groans- This is going to be a long night...
-It was about 3 hours later when Kain comes back in, minus one Roy Mustang. Wasn't it normal for a date to have a kiss at the door to end it? Tell each other they had a great time? That they would like to do it again? That they were supposed to come back with a lovesick look on there smiling face? Not a sad red puffy eyed face?-
Kain: Hey havoc, I'm home. You can go now. -He moves around the house checking things as he drops his wallet and keys in a bowl by the door-
Jean: -Buried in a pile of cats and dogs- Daddy's home you guys! Get off me now please!
-Animals disperse-
Jean: -Sits up and half smiles- Welcome back. How was your...-Sees the sad face- What's wrong? -Rushes over-
Kain: -Shakes his head- Nothing…everything is fine…I'm just tired -Looks at the clock that reads its only 11pm and sniffs a few times as he moves the vase of flowers then hands Havoc the candy- Here, Happy Valentines Day. I think I have your card around here some place too, -He sniffs again and wipes at his eyes turning his back to keep the tears hidden- …and I'm sure I have the money for you helping tonight some place… -Sniffs and keeps moving around the place-
Jean: -Turns to him- What did he do to you? It wouldn't be the first time he's broken someone's heart...
Kain: -Shakes his head- When we…got there, to the restaurant, it was fine with us for a bit… but then some others came…a few girls and another guy…it was a group date. He…he just wanted us to fall all over him.... to brag about it… and…I was used…but I couldn't leave. I had already ordered my food and he wouldn't let me go. I ended up paying for the expensive dinner for myself barely just having enough and had to walk home for an hour.... I really thought he liked me....
Jean: -Balls fist- Th....that bastard!!! How could he do this?! And to you, you!! -Puts his hands on Kain's shoulders*-The sweetest, kindest, most adorable person in the world! I'll get back at him, oh you'll see, -Evil smile- =) Heh heh heh, he won't know what hit him...
Kain: -Lowers his head, fresh new tears falling and dripping down his cheeks and chin- Don't worry about it. - Sniffs and wipes his eyes again- Don't bother... you can go home now.... Happy Valentines Day... or what's left of it. - Grabs a pillow from the couch and curls up with it hiding his face-
Jean: -Walks over and hugs him- There's no way I'm leaving you. Not when you're like this.
Kain: -Looks up at him then nearly tackles him as he cries- I really thought he liked me... but he just used me! Those other people, they didn't care! I was just the new guy!! I'm tired of being used!!! -Clings to him as he just sobs- Why... why am I always used... its not fair... -Keeps clinging and sobbing, not bothering when Xena his special favorite puppy nudges him with her nose and whimpers-
Jean: -Hold him tighter- There there, -Rubs his head- It was wrong of them to abuse your trust. Absolutely horrible. They're no good, rotten people. You're better than them. You would never do something like that. That's why I lo...ahhh, like you as a friend. (Thinking) I can't tell him now.
Kain: -Sniffs and wipes his eyes and hugs him- Thank you Jean... at least I know…I can always trust… you…. right? -Look up at him, eyes pleading. He had been hurt enough. His heart was already shattered. He had been looking forward to this night and it was crushed and scuffed into dirt. He felt so low. Lower then scum. He felt used and pathetic. this time he had actually thought that he was loved for who he was. And again he was let down.-
Jean: -Grabs him firmly by the shoulders- Listen to me. Don't look down on yourself. You really are a good person. Anyone would be lucky to have you and anyone who just tosses you aside is a fool.
Kain: -Sniffs and looks at him wide eyed, a tear falling down his cheek and landing on Havocs bare arm- Really Jean? You mean that?
Jean: Yeah, I mean it, with all my heart. In fact...-Gulp- Oh I can't take it anymore; I LOVE YOU!
Kain: -Blinks wide eyed and just looks at him long and hard- .... You... You…what... but... why me…? -Turns away- .... Why would you... l... love someone like me... ? Sorry.. it's hard to believe it... -Looks down- ... I'm sorry Jean…
Jean:-Practically shaking him- What do you mean; how can I NOT love you?! You're kind, you're sweet, you're adorable, you're understanding, you're cute, you're smart, you're funny, you're everything I love in a person!!! -Starting to cry as well- How can I prove that I love you?
Kain: ... -Hugs him, lays against him and wipes jeans tears away- ... If... I… I was to give you a chance... please tell me you wont hurt me too.... please. Jean... I don't want to be hurt anymore... if you can't promise that, then.... please just leave.
Jean: -Puts his hand on his cheek- I promise you, I will never hurt you. I could never hurt someone like you. You mean too much to me.
Kain: -Looks at him, smiles, hugging him tightly and relaxing, finally putting his hand out and petting Xena who goes from whimpering to happy, wagging her tail knowing that her master was happy again- Thank you Jean... I… I cant say I feel the same yet… but... give me some time… ok…. I'm sorry..
Jean: -Smiles- It's ok, you take as much time as you need. -Holds up box of chocolates- Thanks for this. Do you want to share it together?
Kain: -Looks at it then to jean and smiles- Sure. -Opens it and takes out a mint one, biting into it and sharing the other half with Jean, his fingers getting some of the gooey center on them- (4)
Jean: -Trying to hold back a nosebleed- Thank you, -Takes candy, licks it slowly first, then sucks on it and puts it in his mouth- (5)
Kain: -Blushes and does the same with another, this one caramel, sharing his chocolate with Jean. Once they were all gone he curls his tiny body up against Jeans much bigger one and relaxes even more, closing his eyes, perfectly content and safe-
Jean: -Sighs contentedly- How could anyone hurt someone like that? -Puts his arm around him and lays down next to him. Shuts his eyes-
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(1)Kami-sama: Japanese for God
(2)Stalker much?
(3)Is that possible for him?
(4)If you're not getting naughty thoughts from this you're not thinking hard enough.
(5)Same as (4)