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Ch. 1
THINGS CHARACTERS WOULD NEVER SAY:
FINN
"Sure my dear Malificent, you can have the pen."
"Amanda, Jez is sooooo much cuter than you"
"I hope Wayne dies"
MAYBECK
"I'm tired of being sarcastic."
"I love you Jez."
"IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL!!!!"
WILLA
"I'm a tree hugger"
"My mom hates me"
" I hope Philby falls in a well"
CHARLENE
" *belch*"
" I HATE Disney"
"Wayne is actually my grandfather"
PHILBY
"Sure Malificent. You can take the plans."
"Sorry Finn, I can't save. Spongebob is on!!!!"
"I hate computers!!!!!!"
Wayne
"Huh?"
" I hate children"
"Walt was an idiot"
Malificent
"I love kids!!"
" Secretly, I have a crush on Finn."
" I'm bringin' sexy back!!"
AMANDA
"I'm really Tinkerbell"
"Finn, I hate you"
"I hope Jez kills me so I can leave all you wackos!!!"
JEZ
"I love all things good and right!!"
" Why did Finn have to change me back? I liked being evil!!!"
" Malificent!!! We're out of COKE!!"
(A.N.:; Well, that was interesting...)