This is definitely not the best thing that I have ever written, but I decided why not?


It was a normal day in Forkswhen Emmett began singing.

" Happy Valentines day to you. Happy Valentines Day to you." He threw teddy bears and chocolate candy at any unlucky passerby until Esme stopped him.

" You can't do that Emmett."

" Why not? Edward told me too." This resulted in Esme chasing Edward and Emmett for several hours.

" Whew, I'm glad that's over.", Emmett said.

" Here she comes again.", Edward screamed. This went on for several days.


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