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Author's note: Rikki and Zane are adults in this story.


The third Chadwick

Rikki Bennet and her half-sister Wendy are walking down the street.

"I wish I'd known you when we were younger." says Wendy.

"No, you do not, sister. I was very sassy and egocentric as a teen." says Rikki with a small friendly laugh.

"You can still be like that at times." says Wendy with a smile.

"Yeah, but I'm a nice woman too." says Rikki. "I'm not a heartless bitch."

"Of course not. You're my role model, sister." says Wendy.

A few minutes later when Rikki and Wendy enter Rikki and Zane's house they find Zane and a blonde woman waiting for them. The blonde woman seem to be about six or seven years older than Rikki.

"Rikki, do you have a second sister?" says Zane.

"No." says Rikki confused.

"This woman here claims that she's Debby Nangialah Chadwick, your older half-sister." says Zane.

"Hello, sisters!" says Debby in a girly cheerful tone.

"Eh...hi..." says Rikki and Wendy at the same time.

"Come on, ladies! A little more joy, thanks. I'm your long-lost sister. Aren't you happy to meet me?" says Debby.

"Zane, can you keep an eye on Debby? If that's even her real name." says Rikki. "Wendy, over here."

Rikki and Wendy head into Rikki's home-office.

Rikki turn on her computer.

"Okey, google..." says Rikki. "Search, Debby Nangialah Chadwick."

"So...?" says Wendy.

"Oh my fuckin' gosh! She really is our sister." says Rikki, who can't believe that Debby actually is their half-sister.

"Cool, right?" says Wendy.

"No, not cool one bit, Wendy. Read this. She's been in jail for murder, but was released when there wasn't enough evidence to prove that she was guilty. She's also been a porn actress in illegal bisexual movies in Italy and she's sold weapons to underage kids." says Rikki.

"Holy fuckin' crap! Not good..." says Wendy.

"We gotta get her out of the house asap!" says Rikki.

Rikki and Wendy run out to the living room.

"She's gotta go! Debby is mine and Wendy's sister, but she's also a dangerous criminal who might even be a killer." says Rikki.

"Did you think we wouldn't find out, huh?" says Wendy to Debby.

"Please, trust me! I'm a better woman now. I've learned my fuckin' lesson and I'm not evil anymore." says Debby.

"Sorry, according to the police-database you sold military-grade guns to middle school kids only a month ago." says Rikki. "We don't trust you."

"If my wife says that you're a criminal, then I guess you are. Out of my house, bitch!" says Zane as he grab Debby by the arm and throw her out onto the ground.

"Bye!" says Rikki and Wendy with girly voices.

"I'll be back, bitches!" scream Debby as she jump onto her motorbike and drive away at high speed.

"I'm callin' the police." says Zane. "They can still catch her."

"Good!" says Wendy.

A few days later Rikki read in the newspaper "Debby Nangialah Chadwick has been arrested for murder. She can now face lifetime in jail."

The End.