A/N: Yeah, I KNOW that I'm not supposed to be doing this, but I am literally all empty on the sequel. Seriously, if you got anything, please give it to me, I really need some inspiration. Ahem…

This is as really funny story that I thought up from reading some other fics. Personally, I find it hilarious, and I think you will as well.)

It was a completely normal day on Kinkow. Not a single thing was out of order, and the island was even so fortunate that the kings hadn't even come up with anything stupid. They were unusually calm, and surprisingly enough, there was nothing mischievous or anything of the liking, and the atmosphere was unusually calm. Even Mikayla, the royal head guard, was having a good time playing a board game with the kings, and usually, she felt like she didn't have any time to do this. This day, however, was an exception.

However, the piece wasn't going to last, for Lanny, the wicked child who looked like a troll was once again planning something malicious for the two idiotic kings, hoping to finally be ridden of those who had completely ''ruined'' his life. Currently, Lanny was standing in the Throne Room, leaning against the royal couch, the ever-so-ugly fish Yamakoshi in his bowl beside him.

-''Trust me, Lanny. This plan is failsafe! There's not a single way that it could go wrong!'' Yamakoshi said in the language that only Lanny understood. The short boy looked at the fish.

-''Oh, really?'' Lanny said with a scowl. ''Every time you've said that, I've almost been burned to a crisp, having almost drowned, or even having a Kinkowian crab pinch me in the butt!'' Luckily, there was no one around, for they would surely have thought that he was insane. The talking abomination simply rolled his fish eyes and splashed about in his bowl.

-''Yeah, but that's because you were being a complete doofus, doing it all wrong. My plans are flawless, but you just mess it up all the time!'' Lanny glared at the fish with a mouth like he had just eaten a whole lemon. Of course, this wasn't the case; the face he made symbolized pure annoyance, or perhaps even more of a hate level.

-''Well, I don't see you running around like a headless chicken, carrying out a plan to kill two morons!'' Lanny growled, shooting the fish a venomous glare.

-''Of course you don't! I'm the one who comes up with all these awesome schemes!'' Yamakoshi shot right back. Lanny was about to make another vicious comment when one of the targets of Lanny's hate stepped into the Throne Room.

-''Hi, little cousin!'' Brady said happily as he walked over to the boy and the fish. ''Have you seen Mikayla anywhere? I need to talk to her.''

Not feeling to interact with either king in any other way than to hurt them or express his hate, Lanny simply shrugged.

-''I'm sorry, my king, but I haven't seen her.'' Brady sighed and left the throne room, once again leaving Lanny alone with his… Friend.

-''Listen, you stupid troll! The way to get rid of King Brady is through that guard girl!'' Yamakoshi then exclaimed in a matter-of-factly way. Lanny just groaned.

-''The last time you said THAT, I ended up getting stung by Waka Wakas god knows how many times!'' He sighed and then gave in. ''Okay, what do you have this time?'' He finally asked, sounding really tired, as if he had been forced to go through the same thing at least a hundred times, and that he was really fed up with it. Yamakoshi waved his fins, splashing the water about, and then spoke up.

-''Hey, you know how protective the yeti is of his dear daughter, right?'' Lanny nodded and urged him to continue with his eyes. ''And there's a really rare fruit that grows in the jungle near the dark side of the jungle. It will, if consumed, give an extreme boost to one's sexual drive. If we could give it to King Brady…'' Yamakoshi trailed off in his explanation, leaving his owner to do the math. Lanny snapped his fingers and grinned widely.

-''He would doubtlessly try something dirty on her! And Mason would surely hack him to pieces!'' Lanny's smile refused to disappear as he pictured it in his mind.

-''Okay, hold your horses! We can't celebrate just yet! We'll need to go and retrieve the fruit first!'' Yamakoshi said while Lanny regained his cool posture. But he was still extremely happy. For once, the stupid, unnatural thing actually came up with an idea that would work! Without any hurt on Lanny's part! Could you believe it?

-''Okay, just take me with you into the jungle and I'll show you where the fruit is.'' He had barely finished talking before Lanny grabbed his bowl and literally charged off, spilling some of the water in the process. However, just outside the Throne Room, the young cousin bumped into the tall, strong yeti.

-''And where are you going in such a rush?'' Mason said with a hint of sarcastic happiness in his voice. Lanny quickly came to a halt as some of the water splashed out of the bowl.

-''Nowhere in particular.'' Lanny felt sort of intimidated by the huge man's posture, but he did a very good job in hiding it behind his cool façade. ''I was just taking a healthy walk…'' Mason raised an eyebrow and his eyes wandered down to the bowl in Lanny's hands.

-''Well…'' He began, folding his arms over his chest. ''I heard that King Brady is looking for Mikayla… Do you know anything about that?'' Lanny just shook his head, putting on an innocent smile.

-''No, why would I? He's probably planning to hit on her or something.''

Mason growled as he unfolded his arms, holding them in a threatening position just by his side, hands balled into fists.

-''Not on my watch he's not!'' He then said angrily, causing Lanny to take a step or so back. Mason muttered to himself as he walked off, saying something about ''…Can never leave my daughter alone…'' Lanny felt a satisfactory rush surge through his body as he looked at the strange being in his hands.

-''Oh, man…'' Lanny said dreamingly as he then looked upwards, as if he was watching something high in the sky. ''If Mason gets that mad by someone just mentioning Brady hit on her, imagine what would happen…'' Lanny seemed to almost faint from bliss, seeing as he closed his eyes and smiled so that his teeth showed.

-''Yeah, yeah, I know.'' Yamakoshi reminded his bigger owner, a light chuckle in his voice. ''But let's go get that fruit, eh?''

-''Alright, the fruit should be around here somewhere…'' Yamakoshi said as Lanny carried him into another clearing of the jungle. The ''line'' that marked the beginning of the Dark Side was really close, and Lanny could hear the distant noises of various, vicious animals, and if he would be honest, it somewhat scared him. Lanny came to a halt as both he and his co-traveller looked around. But they didn't see what they were looking for.

-''I don't see anything. Good job, Yamakoshi.'' Lanny exclaimed irritably while Yamakoshi looked around once more before sighing in annoyance.

-''Come on, Lanny. The result of this awesome plan will be one hundred times worth the effort!'' The abomination then said, earning a roll of the eyes from the human creation.

-''Okay, fine…'' Lanny groaned. ''But if one more spike jabs me in a places I don't enjoy…'' His voice trailed off, leaving the threat open. Yamakoshi splashed about in his bowl. Lanny just ignored him and continued his search.

He thought that he would never find it, no matter how much he looked. However, when he rounded a bush, Yamakoshi gave a high yelp, startling his carrier.

-''Hey! There's the fruit that we're looking for!'' But all Lanny could see was a small apple hanging off of a tiny branch. He walked over to the apple, setting the fish's bowl down on a nearby rock. He then took the fruit in his hands and examined it thoroughly.

-''It's just an apple.'' He turned away from the small fruit and faced his ''frenemy''. It was pretty hard to see, but the fish had actually raised his eyebrows, crazy as it sounded.

-''That's not an apple, you dimwit! Look at it again!'' Lanny's patience was wearing thin; if Yamakoshi's ''hundred times the worth'' didn't show up soon, he would absolutely give this whole thing up, and go back to forge a new plan to destroy the two morons. However, he soon found something unusual.

-''Hey…'' he began, backing up and turning around to face Yamakoshi. ''The apple has two stems!'' He exclaimed, earning a content sigh from the fish.

-''Yeah, I know it does! Now go get that fruit so that we can press it into juice. Lanny returned to the ''apple'' and greedily grabbed it. Having a malicious grin on his face, he put their goal in one of his large pockets. He then picked the bowl up without another word, and proceeded to return to the castle.

-''Mikayla? Mikayla?'' Brady's voice sounded through the corridors of the castle as he literally turned every stone over to find his target, but she was nowhere to be found. He was once again in the plaza, looking for her when she stepped through the doors leading to the village.

-''Brady?'' she asked curiously as he yelled in fear and spun around. When he saw it was only the love of his life, he instantaneously calmed himself.

-''Mikayla, there you are! I want to talk to you.'' Brady approached her, but she stepped to one side, avoiding him.

-''Not now, King Brady. I've just returned from a three hour long course in advanced machete usage, and I'm exhausted.'' She said tiredly. Brady simply nodded and placed his hands behind his back.

-''Okay, then. Go and get some rest. When you feel more energetic, could you please come to me so we can talk?'' Mikayla was surprised by Brady's understanding nature. Normally, he would have forced her into conversation, but this time he didn't, and Mikayla was actually grateful for that. She smiled weakly and then left for her room. Brady also left for his own quarters, just before Lanny entered the plaza, carrying the bowl and the fruit.

-''Alright, Lanny, press the apple into juice and put it in the royal fridge in their bedroom. When he finds the juice… Slurp, and one king less!'' Lanny just grinned happily and proceeded to the royal kitchen, where he would find a fruit presser.

-''Hi, Brady.'' Mikayla said happily as she walked up to the king, who was currently having a chat with his twin king about something. When Brady heard her voice, he immediately spun around, facing her.

-''I see you have recovered.'' Brady said with a smile, Mikayla returning the favour.

-''What was it you wanted to talk to me about?'' Brady's smile disappeared as he turned into his rare serious mode that few people had ever seen. He put a hand on Mikayla's shoulder and leaned in.

-''Uh… Can we go somewhere more private?'' Mikayla raised an eyebrow.

-''...Sure.'' She said reluctantly as Brady gave Boomer a look that practically screamed out ''I really need to do this''. Boomer gave his brother an understanding look as said brother and Mikayla went up to the royal bedroom.

Lanny was currently hiding behind a chair, having overheard the entire conversation. He held a can of green-yellow coloured liquid in his hands, grinning wickedly.

-''Soon…'' He snickered to himself. ''Soon…''

(A/N: Okay, don't even ask why I'm putting this up. I honestly have no idea. The plot is really stupid, and I feel that everyone is like, super OOC.

Seriously, though, I need some inspiration to the sequel. If anyone of you has anything, please feel free to give it to me.)