Chapter one: Plans
This is AU because I have placed the Gang in Our time and in the United States.
KBN- Hello all! My computer decided it liked me again and so I can write fics, YAY!!!
Sky- I'm surprised people read your fics anyway.
KBN-Shut up!! Anyway sorry I haven't written in a while but my hard drive crashed so I had to get a new one. Then I went away for a while and wasn't able to post anythingsigh and those who have read my other fic, No Cow Juice, the next chapter will be up soon. If you haven't read it yet well.....pulls out a disk with a spiral on it and spins it around you shall read No Cow Juice. You will read it or Ren will harm you with Diet Coke...
Sky- It's not working you know.
KBN- . must...read..
Sky- Damn, she did it again. Okay before she snaps out of it lets do the disclaimer. Kawaii Baka Neko does not own Wolf's Rain or its characters. If she did, things would be weirder than they are in this fic. Enjoy.
Hour 1 (1pm)
Cheza and the wolves were sitting around one day completely bored. Hige amused himself for about 45 minutes by trying to get Kiba away from Cheza and the others, but to no avail. He decided to give up for the time being. Toboe suggested that they take a road trip somewhere.
"That's a great idea Tob!" said Blue jumping from her seat on the floor and running to her room.
"Well if it's such a great idea, girly, why are you going to your room?" Tsume asked not really liking the idea of being cramped in a car with Them.
"I'm packing you dumb-ass" she retorted
"Hmph," he slumps into his chair.
Hige decides it maybe a good time to try and get Kiba away again.
"Hey Kiba-"
"No."
"But I-"
"I said no."
"But I haven't asked you anything yet." Hige whined getting annoyed by Kiba's quick responses.
"I know what you want and no. I will not go with you to-" but sadly Hige cut him off, not wanting the others to know what he has been asking Kiba to do for almost an hour.
"That's not what I was going to ask. Thank you."
"Well what do you want then?"
"Well...,"That being the question he was going to ask he thought for a moment trying to come up with another question. "Can I sit next to you in the car?" He asked hopefully.
Kiba's right eye twitched when Hige finished his question. That's all he needed, Hige sitting next to him in a small space, trying to feel him up. "Umm.......No. If we go I'll sit next to Cheza."
Hige's eyes got big and watery, not the puppy-dog look. That doesn't work on Kiba, Hige found. So he has resorted to using the I-Am-A-Sad-Chibi look, and it works....sometimes.
Trying to protect Hige, for it seemed Kiba was ready to hit him, Toboe piped up in the conversation. "So where are we going to go? Tsume any ideas?"
Tsume looked at him. 'Why is he asking me? What is he up to?' he thought. He has been really paranoid lately, no one knows why, not even Tsume knows why Tsume was so paranoid. "I don't know. It was your idea to go somewhere so you decide."
"OK, well why not-"
"Wisconsin!!"
Everyone stared at the one who had spoken. Blue, had poked her head out of her room, and although she was for the idea, she had to know "Um...can I ask why Cheza?"
"Yes you may. "
".........Um......Why?"
"Cows." (A/N: Do you see a trend with my fics?)
"Cows?" Everyone asked in unison.
"Hai. This one likes cows."
"Good enough reason for me!!!" Blue Exclaimed. "OK! Everyone go pack your bags. Put various outfits in them....it can be 85 one day and 50 the next. Hurry!!"
"Hey Blue, how long is the trip gonna be?"
"Close to 20 hours up and 20 back.Not counting the number of days we are staying up there. Why Hige?"
"Just wondering"
And so everyone went to their rooms and began to pack. Some(Toboe, Cheza and Blue) more excited than others. (Tsume and Kiba). Hige was another story all together... 'I get to sit next to Kiba for 20 hours, and there's nothing he can do about it....But that is a long time to be in a car with Tsume....'
No Characters were harmed(Physically) in the making of this fanfic. Kawaii Baka Neko is not responsible for any mental problems the characters have.
Sky-Cows?
KBN- Yeah cows....I would have said cheese, but then I remembered that Cheza doesn't eat
Sky-But COWS??? I mean come on woman; you could have said something cute and fuzzy like a Ground Hog!!
KBN- But they are in Ohio, and they bite. I dun wanna handle any animal that bites.
Sky- Whatever. I give up.
KBN- YES!!! Obey your Master!!!
Sky- You're not a master!
KBN-Am so!
Sky-Of what?
KBN- Reiki, and I have the papers to prove it!!! So HA!
Sky- -- I give up....I just can't do this anymore. Readers please review.