Ruto's Song
Dran: Okie...little song by ruto...basic stuff...Puddle of mudd, Zelda an co., fish cakes and Kelly Osbourne are not legally contracted to me...If they were I'd be rich...Okie...Oo Rel hasn't come...Yay
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(Okie...if you've never heard she hates me go listen to it...tis good)
Ruto: *sob* Met a guy, thought he was grand
fell in love, found out first hand
went well for a week or two
then it all came unglued
in a trapped trip I can't grip
never thought I'd be the one who'd slip
then I started to realize
I was living one big lie
He fucking hates me
trust
he fucking hates me
la la la love
I tried too hard
and he tore my feelings like I had none
and took the spiritual stone
Felt like a queen for about an hour
after that shit got sour
he took all I ever had
no sign of guilt
no feeling bad, no
In a trapped trip I can't grip
never thought I'd be the one who'd slip
then I started to realize
I was living one big lie
He fucking hates me
trust
he fucking hates me
la la la love
I tried too hard
and he tore my feelings like I had none
and took the spiritual stone
that's my story, as you see
learned my lesson and so did he
now it's over and I'm glad *sob sob*
'cause I'm a fool for all I've said
He fucking hates me
trust
he fucking hates me
la la la love
I tried too hard
and he tore my feelings like I had none
and took the spiritual stone
la la la la la la la la la love
Trust
la la la la la la la la la love
Trust
and she tore my feelings like I had none
she fucking hates me *turns and heads for a bathroom*
King Zora: Yo, get the fuck out I need a shit
Ruto: *Sob sob* Noooooooooooooo daddy I'm depressed
King Zora: Don't care...Need a shit...and get this *air quotation marks* "Band" of yours outta my house
Random so and so (RSAS): No...we gotta practice
King Zora: Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd? I gotta shit
RSAS: Ruto get outta there so we can practice and your dad can have a shit, simple as
Ruto: *Throws a Kelly style fit* NOOOOO Fuck, I want my Fuckin Link!!!!
King Zora: *Shrugs, shits all over the drum*
Link: *just walked in, dies* x.X
Dran: You killed link!!!! He's the star of my fan fics!!!! *rips fatties guts out and wears it as a hat* Muahahahahah
Ruto: *comes out* You killed my dad...And got link to kill me in that whole LINKen park thing...I'm gonna kill you!!!!
Dran: Eep
Ruto: Unless *whispers something in Dranzer's ear*
Dran: o.O Urm...sure *smirks*
Ruto: Goodie
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Dran: What was all that about...Future fic...when link revived...Will not enjoy...I will though Muahahahahahahah
Kori: I always pictured you as a L/Z person myself
Ruto: *death glare*
Rel: *hugs Dranzer*
Kori: *sniggers*
Dran: *has idea, kisses Rel's cheek*
Rel: *faints*
Kori: o.O later days