"Oi fuzzbutt," Naruto called as he looked up at the giant fox that was sulking in its cage in his mindscape "why did you attack Konoha anyway?" "I don't talk about that gaki. NOW LEAVE.""Look either you tell me or I stay here and sing until you do, and since a day in here is equal to a minute in the outside world i can stay for a long time.""Ok ok I'll talk just don't subject me to THAT!" "So talk already." "A man with a Konoha headband and a smell of snakes provoked me. Normally I would not have reacted as i did but it was my
. . . gdfgihga . ." Naruto was quite curios as to what could cause the Kyuubi to mumble, so he asked in true Naruto fashion, "I didn't quite hear ya fuzzy could ya say it again louder?" "I SAID IT WAS MY TIME OF THE MONTH BRAT! IN OTHER WORDS I WAS ON MY PERIOD THAT CLEAR ENOUGH FOR YOU?"
"So Naruto let me get this straight," Said Kakashi.. " not only is the Kyuubi a girl but she only attacked because Orochimaru provoked her while she was on her period. is that right?" "Yep Kakashi sensei." Replied naruto. "I think I need a drink." sighed Kakashi as he stared at naruto for a moment before walking away.