I got bored so yea:)

Issei Hyoudou a man like no other was wrapping up his first date with his girlfriend Yuuma. Issei thought his life couldn't get any better. A week ago this black haired beauty had asked him out. Issei had been shocked at first. After all he was the "Legendary Super Pervert of Kouh Academy". Everything about this girl screamed suspicious. Issei's training however was nothing compared to one of the three don'ts. So here he was at a fountain in the middle of a park that was to serve the perfect setting for what Issei hoped would be the place he would lose his first kiss.

Issei was sitting on bench his girlfriend right next to him. Issei gingerly held Yuuma's hand, looking straight into her eyes. Issei slowly moved his face towards hers. Their lips were less than a centimeter apart. Yet just before their lips met. Yuuma had raised her hand and blocked Issei with her index finger. Fearing something was wrong Issei backed away before nervously smiling.

"Is something wrong Yuuma-chan?" Issei questioned.

"I have a question for you." Yuuma replied with a small almost unnoticeable smirk.

"Umm...sure go ahead and ask." Issei replied back still nervously smiling.

Standing up Yuuma took a couple steps back before saying "Issei would you die for me?"

"Huh?" Issei replied back his face full of confusion.

A bright light engulfed Yuuma. Her cloths disappearing before being replaced with what was clearly a BDSM outfit. Yuuma features once kind and full of compassion turned sharp and cruel. Yuuma smirked once again before saying.

"Issei please die."

A small red spear crackling with engery appeared in her right hand. Issei too shocked to do anything could only watch with detached focus as Yuuma rushed forward and stabbed him in the chest with that energy spear. Yuuma lifted her left hand and gently caressed Isseis cheek.

"My real name is Raynare. If you wish to place blame on someone for your death. You can only blame God as he is the one who gifted you with your Sacred Gear...Sorry my love" Yuuma said before giving Issei a chaste kiss.

Yuuma or rather Raynare held on to Issei's body as she began to gently lower him to the ground. However Raynare hadn't even manage to lower Issei halfway to the ground before he exploded into smoke. Raynare eyes widened as a log appeared in her arms instead of Issei.

"Kawarimi no Jutsu Success Partner!" a deep voice rumbled out.

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.."Partner?"

"Waaaaahhhhhh!" a scream so full of despair it could even give Orochimaru a pause.

"I lost my chance to kiss girl...to a freaking log!" Issei screamed from the tree branch he was currently on. His face full of manly tears as he cried out the unfairness of the world.

Raynare who had turned to the direction of Issei's voice was frozen in shock as she looked at Issei. Raynare face which had once been filled with contempt and anger was now pale. For Issei was no longer wearing his outfit of shoes, jeans, and a short sleeved t-shirt. He was now wearing combat sandals with a dark blue ninja pant with white straps around his ankles. His short sleeved shirt had been replaced with a dark red long sleeved shirt with a Green flack jacket on top.

One would think Raynare wouldn't be that shocked by Issei's change in appearance. As it was common for magic users to change their clothing to allow them better use of their abilities. However it was a black cloth with a dull metallic plate on it that was currently on Issei's forehead that had caused Raynare to pale. For upon that metallic plate a symbol similar to a leaf was etched upon it.

"You're...you're a shinobi of the Hidden Leaf!" Raynare coldly stated. Sweat starting to appear on her forehead as she realized what she had just attempted to do.

Upon hearing Raynare statement Issei stood straight up and front flipped off the tree branch landing a few meters away from her. Issei arrogantly rubbed his nose.

"Oh hohohoho." Issei laughed haughtily before disappearing in smoke.

"I'm not just any run of the mil Leaf nin!" Issei said as the smoke cleared away. Striking some Dragon ball Z poses on top a a human sized toad that had appeared after the smoke had dispersed.

"Trained by the most awesome person in existence. I'm am the man known by all four factions! Men bow in my presence. Women swoon as soon as they hear my name...I am the Legendary Super Pervert...Issei-samaaaaaa!" Issei yelled out finishing with his arms crossed and a goofy smirk on his face.

Raynare deadpanned before raising her hand. Another spear forming in her, but this one was different. The one that Raynare held now was slimmer and gave off less burst of electricity. Although Raynare did not want to face a shinobi. This one was obviously a fake. After all what ninja did an excessively loud introduction?

~Scene Change~

Hidden Leaf Village #3

"Real ninjas thats who!" Everyones favorite kunklehead ninja yelled out. His dinner momentarily forgotten.

"Umm Naruto who are you talking to?" a soft but strained voice called out from the across the dining table. The woman struggling to keep a little girl from flying out of her seat.

"Umm...no one in particular..." Naruto said his voice full of embarrassment as he scratched he cheek. As he looked into the eyes of the woman who had stolen his heart upon meeting in this dimension.

~Scene Change~

Back to the Park.

Issei still basking in his self introduction. Did not notice the flying projectile. The spear flying faster then any sniper rifle could shoot a bullet was about to hit Issei. Was deflected to the side by a black ninja knife commonly known as a Kunai.

"Took you long enough to show up Murayama" Issei said as he looked to the right.

A Brunette in a typical Chunin outfit stood in a tree, her right arm and hand extended forward. Murayama lowered her arm and frowned Issei's words. Before she dropped down and walked over to him. Upon reaching him Murayama punched Issei in the gut. Issei dropped down like a bag of potatoes.

"Don't think that just because this is a mission. You can cheat on me!" Murayama said to Issei who was on the ground moaning in pain.

"And what was that first kiss crap!?" Muryama said as she crossed her arms and looked down at Issei with her right eyebrow slightly twitching.

"...Well answer me Issei!" Muryama demand with all the rights and power a girl has over their boyfriend.

"Yes mam!" Issei yelled as he stood up saluting his girlfriend. His previous condition all but forgotten.

"I was just having fun on the mission mam" Issei yelled as he kept saluting his girlfriend.

"Oh Issei...why would you do that...when we will have fun at my house tonight?" Murayama said seductively as she press up against Issei. Her eyelashes fluttering up and down.

"Really!" Issei said as he drooled slightly.

"Oh hell no! I'm not ready for that you Pervert!" Murayama screamed into Issei's ear before grabbing both of Issei's arms and performing a German Suplex on him. Knocking him out.

"K.O.!"

"And where do you think your going?" Murayama said as she looked at Raynare who was already in the air attempting to flee. Raynare's wings stretched to the max as she flew as fast as she could

A dispersion of air was the only warning Raynare had before she was kicked in the air, and was sent flying back to the fountain. Where Murayama was waiting her with an arm extended to the side. A large crater formed as Muryama clotheslined Raynare into the ground.

"That was excellent work Murayama-san, but I believe you didn't punish the pervert enough." a female with short pick hair called out as she appeared next to Muryama.

"Ah. Thank you Sakura-sempai. Don't worry Issei gonna be in a world of pain if he even believes he will actually form a harem." Murayama said ominously as she pulled a Shinai from out of nowhere, and looked at Issei.

'What happen to my life?' Issei cried to himself as he laid on the ground.

'My Harem ending...*sob*'

"Title Get: Dream Crusher"

"Shut it you dumb dragon! Now come on Issei. Get up! We need to report back to Konoha." Murayama said gently as she offered her hand to Issei.

Accepting her hand Issei was pulled up by Murayama. Upon standing Issei's eyes widened when Murayama gave him a kiss. Dumbfounded Issei blinked and kept on blinking as he looked at Murayama's happy face who had pulled back a couple seconds ago. Muryama turned around and looked over her shoulder.

"Come on perverted boyfriend of mine. Sakura-sempai already took the fallen angel." Murayama said.

Smiling Issei looked at that Happpy face that made all his troubles away...she really was one of kind.

'Just maybe...'

A small pamphlet laid on the ground forgotten, its marking glowing red...

~5 Days Later~

Rias Gremory did not expect this, she was shocked. It was because she had just walked in on a couple that was in a full blown make out session. Now most people would quickly say "Excuse me" before getting the hell out of there. After all who wants to just stand there as a couple makes out if front of them. However Rias had a duty to question them. They were after all making out on a couch a few feet away from the remains of a stray devil once known as Viser.

"Ahem!" Rias coughed loudly into her hand as she tried to gain the couples attention.

"Ahem!" Rias coughed once again after her first attempt failed.

Luckily for Rias she was successful in gaining the couple's attention the second time. The two slowly separating a thin trail of saliva still connecting them. Wiping their saliva away with their arms the two looked at Rias. Now that the boy and girl were separated Rias noticed that these two were the "Unusual Couple of Kouh" Issei Hyoudou and Muryama Akiyama. Rias eyes narrowed when she caught sight of their forehead protectors.

'Leaf Shinobi!' Rias thought, this could get very dangerous for her.

The Shinobi Alliance had just appeared one day out of thin air. Human's that wielded the renown energy...Chakra. they had been considered a possible threat to the balance between the three factions. A new faction numbering over 200,000 thousand military strong would be a great boost for any faction that could ally with them.

It had been considered lucky when the leaders of the three other factions had discovered that out of that 200,000 strong army. Only 50,000 had been declared ready for war. The rest either in training or just starting their military career. While it was a small amount of combat ready troops. The fact that they wielded Chakra and were just as strong as any of the troops of the three factions made the Shinobi Alliance slightly dangerous.

Although dismissed as a faction with just the potential to become strong, as there seemed to be division between the alliance with five different forehead protectors sighted. The Shinobi Alliance proved themselves as a Faction able to stand up to any the Three Great factions soon after the appearance. Kokabiel one of the leaders of the Fallen Angel Faction. Was a widely renowned war monger eager for a new bloody war. Kokabiel saw a chance with the new faction that had appeared in the world slightly disturbing the balance. Hoping to use the Shinobi Alliance to start a new war with between the three Great Factions. Kokabiel with his followers attacked an outpost belonging to Iwagakure. Kokabiel easily dispatched the guards, and mockingly left one alive to tell his superiors to send all their battalions to entertain him.

The following battle left a massive change in the status quo between the Three Great factions. The Shinobi Allaince had sent a single battalion instead of the many that Kokabiel had demanded. At the head of the battalion was a teen, outrage at what Kokabiel perceived as a slight to his power. Kokabiel angrily mocked the teen.

The teen had blond spiked hair cut short with a forehead protector with the Kanji for shinobi. The first ever confirmed sighting of uniformity between the Shinobi Alliance had been discovered at this battle. The blond with a red cloak with black pants and shirt with dark orange lines on the side of them, loudly proclaimed himself as the Rokudaime Hokage. In response to this Kokabiel laughed, and proclaimed the stupidity of the Shinobi Alliance for having a 'child' in a seat of power.

However Kokabiel quickly ate his words when the Hokage clotheslined him into the ground creating a crater several meter wide. However Kokabiel was no push over as the ensuing battle between the two left the surrounding area in tatters. A war zone upon which life didn't grow for years following their battle. With this war the Shinobi Alliance had proven themselves as powerful as the Three Great Factions. The Fourth Great Faction had been born with the Death of Kokabiel and his followers.

This war which would later be know as the Scorched Earth War. Unfortunately for the Fallen angels and thus the Devils. This battle strained relations between the Fallen Angels and the Shinobi Alliance while strengthening the ties between the Shinobi and Heaven. While the devils didn't even have an ambassador with the shinobi. To make things even worse, a few months later a marriage between two influential leaders of the Shinobi Alliance and Heaven had been announced though the couple's names have yet to be given.

The political order of the supernatural changed faster than thought possible. Four Great Factions each with the power to wage war upon each other across the globe. Alliances forming and disappearing. Men and women training for war. For better or for worst, a new era has appeared over the horizon.

Now back to Rias.

Rias slowly backed away as her peerage situated themselves around her to intervene if necessary. Her precious peerage tensing in preparation. As the two leaf nin sat up and looked at them warily.

"What are you doing in my family's territory leaf nin?" Rias codly stated with her eyes narrowed.

It all made sense to Rias now, after all how could anyone be as perverted as Issei was in school. Issei was obviously faking it with his ninja training. Besides how could a girl like Muryama date a man like Issei especially with her hatred of perverts. Ninjas thats what.

There you go:)