AN: Warning: contains minor spoilers.
This takes place in Yagamis' house in episode 27 (anime) when Mr. Yagami, Light, Misa and Matsuda were talking about not putting criminals' pictures on the internet and stuff. After Sayu walks in and Matsuda tells her that she is all grown up now, yada yada yada... I actually hate self inserts that are all "Mary-sue" and this is purely crack – as in I'm pretty sure that I was on crack when I wrote it.
I am a Matsuda Fan-girl and this is actually what I would do.
Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note (-sob-) but I do own my crazed and wierd self insert.
A Helpful Hint: (This) is my comment-thingy during the story.
Sooo... now onto the story after my kinda longish Author's note.
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"...And i would never let Sayu marry a cop." Said Mr. Yagami while Matsuda lowered his head in dissapointment.
Suddenly, A girl around 13, maybe 14, smashed through a window. Her brownish and medium length hair was all over her face and she had many cuts on her hands, arms and face from the glass. She ran up to Sayu and pushed her away from Matsuda. She then jumped on him, hugging him tightly and screeching things like; "FORGET SAYUUU! LUUUV MEEEH!" and "I WOULD NEVER THINK OF YOU AS AN IDIOT!"
"Who the hell is that? (oooh potty mouth o.O) shouted Light.
"I have no idea!" stammered Matsuda, while trying to get the crazy girl off of him.
"Now get her off me, before it looks like I'm a pedophile! What is she, 12?"
The Yagamis and Misa got the girl off of Matsuda which wasn't exacly a piece of cake (mmm, cake – L) because of her biting, kicking and yelling,
Light tried to calm her down and ask her a couple of questions (like how did she smash through a window, what did she want and what was her name; he didn't need her name to write in some magical, black notebook and kill her thou. At least I don't think so...),
but she screamed things that didn't make much sense, like for example: "Get away from me, Kira", "Don't you dare to try to write Near's name in your hidden wrist watch-deathnote-thingy" or even "Ha Ha, Matsu's gunna shoot you!" (didn't make no sense, did it?) before jumping out of the other window (well, that fall would possibly kill her.)
Everyone in the room looked at each other in looks of pure shock and confusement.
"Kira? Near? Shooting?" stuttered Matsuda.
"What the heck was that?"
"I do not have a simplest idea... L would be helpful in this situation... But let's never speak of it again." Said Soichiro Yagami and everyone else nodded in agreement, their faces still frozen in the looks of shock.
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AN: Wow. That was short. Soooo... Anyway... Howwasit? Give me you honest opinion! It is my first fanfic and I would like some feedback And if ya hav ta flame than sooo be it! Please R&R! BYEEE ^w^