No Sex Between Siblings
by Danii
I own no one.
::taps the mic::
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Ohtori Academy class of 1999,
No matter what Akio tells you,
There Should Be No Sex Between Siblings!
Don't go to dueling grounds without a sword...
Sure, it may feel safe with the roses and all,
But what about that guy with a sword trying to kill you?
He knows you ain't got one!
If a girl tells you she's 20, and looks 16, Akio will want to have sex with her.
If she tells you she's 26, and looks 26, she'll be voiced by Lew Temple!
Take off that silly @$$ rose.
The Student Council couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes.
Utena did some of that shit!
Young Councilmen:
If you're in the council meeting room, and someone is under your table,
Notice!
There's no use having some little stalker hear everything
And cause a flashback episode!
Touga fanservice - Ain't nothin wrong with that!
No matter what you think of what I'm saying,
I want you to remember this one thing:
No matter what Akio tells you,
There Should Be No Sex Between Siblings!
::another random man starts singing::
No Sex with a 14 year old!
No Sex in the Astronomy Room!
No Sex with Your Sister, Dude!
No Sex with the End of the World!
If a character is wearing a funny apron and making omelets in the woods,
He wants to be left alone.
He left the academy for a reason.
If a girl has B type blood,
She'll probably be hard to live with!
If a guy has A type blood,
He'll probably be her brother anyway!
Here's a horoscope for everyone:
Aquarius-Your Gonna Get Hit With a Car!
Capricorn-Your Gonna Lose Your Rose!
Gemini-Your Gonna Lose Twice!
Leo-Your Gonna Use the Same Damn Trick to Win!
Scorpio-Your Gonna Like to Bowl.
No one should win if they just think the power to revolutionize the world is "Cool".
If you've been dating a guy for 4 weeks,
And his sister keeps leaving the room at night,
You're too young to be having sex anyway, let alone with a sick, incestual asshole!
Some of the stuff I have said may offend you,
Some of the stuff I have said may not apply to you.
But no matter who you are,
You must remember this one thing:
No matter what Akio tells you,
There Should Be No Sex With Siblings! NONE!
::random man starts singing again::
No Sex with a 14 year old!
No Sex in the Astronomy Room!
No Sex with Your Sister, Dude!
No Sex with the End of the World!
by Danii
I own no one.
::taps the mic::
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Ohtori Academy class of 1999,
No matter what Akio tells you,
There Should Be No Sex Between Siblings!
Don't go to dueling grounds without a sword...
Sure, it may feel safe with the roses and all,
But what about that guy with a sword trying to kill you?
He knows you ain't got one!
If a girl tells you she's 20, and looks 16, Akio will want to have sex with her.
If she tells you she's 26, and looks 26, she'll be voiced by Lew Temple!
Take off that silly @$$ rose.
The Student Council couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes.
Utena did some of that shit!
Young Councilmen:
If you're in the council meeting room, and someone is under your table,
Notice!
There's no use having some little stalker hear everything
And cause a flashback episode!
Touga fanservice - Ain't nothin wrong with that!
No matter what you think of what I'm saying,
I want you to remember this one thing:
No matter what Akio tells you,
There Should Be No Sex Between Siblings!
::another random man starts singing::
No Sex with a 14 year old!
No Sex in the Astronomy Room!
No Sex with Your Sister, Dude!
No Sex with the End of the World!
If a character is wearing a funny apron and making omelets in the woods,
He wants to be left alone.
He left the academy for a reason.
If a girl has B type blood,
She'll probably be hard to live with!
If a guy has A type blood,
He'll probably be her brother anyway!
Here's a horoscope for everyone:
Aquarius-Your Gonna Get Hit With a Car!
Capricorn-Your Gonna Lose Your Rose!
Gemini-Your Gonna Lose Twice!
Leo-Your Gonna Use the Same Damn Trick to Win!
Scorpio-Your Gonna Like to Bowl.
No one should win if they just think the power to revolutionize the world is "Cool".
If you've been dating a guy for 4 weeks,
And his sister keeps leaving the room at night,
You're too young to be having sex anyway, let alone with a sick, incestual asshole!
Some of the stuff I have said may offend you,
Some of the stuff I have said may not apply to you.
But no matter who you are,
You must remember this one thing:
No matter what Akio tells you,
There Should Be No Sex With Siblings! NONE!
::random man starts singing again::
No Sex with a 14 year old!
No Sex in the Astronomy Room!
No Sex with Your Sister, Dude!
No Sex with the End of the World!