Disclaimer: I, sadly, am just not awesome enough to own Harry Potter or the Wizarding world. Cry for me, please.
AN: After the war, just kind of a fun flirty fic…if nothing else, good for a laugh.
-I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good…-
"Attention, everyone." Harry said, as he stood up on the Gryffindor bench in the Great Hall.
Whispers started at the even the thought of a proclamation by the great Harry Potter.
"I know that most of you only think that I am the Chosen One, and therefore don't want to tell me the truth as to what you lot actually think of me. But I do really want to know. Therefore I am starting a comments/suggestions box outside the Heads Quarters. It is spelled that no one but me can open it, and it is perfectly anonymous unless you choose to add your name… The note will only say which house it came from, or in the event of a teacher, only that they are a faculty member. Each note will be converted into type, which for all you purebloods is a generic form of quill writing that lets your penmanship reveal nothing as to your person." Harry stated.
"I would really appreciate it if you all could participate. So…I guess that's all then." And with that Harry sat back down, and resumed eating his breakfast with a serene smile as though he had just been discussing the weather.
"Harry, are you sure that this is a good idea? People can be pretty mean with some of the stuff that they write." Hermione said in concern.
"Mia, thanks for the concern. But I really need to do this, I just want to know. Harry replied.
"Just so you know though, when I was setting up this spells for the box, I did make it so you can send replies that will appear in their hand. You only write your message on the back of their parchment, and say Ad Mittentis."
"You really are a genius, Mia." Was Harry's reply with a grin.
Let the truth set me free thought Harry to himself…little did he know this can of flobberworms would not be so easy to close.
-Mischief managed…-
AN: For all you curious folks, Ad Mittentis literally means "return to sender" in Latin.
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