Just Alice and jasper play fighting one shot then the mall

Third person POV

"Jazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyy, Im tirrrrrrrrrrrrreeeedddd" Said Alice who was on her bed reading a fashion magazine "Oh come on" said Jasper as he picked her up and carried her to a clearing.

"I'm going to teach you how to fight" he said "Oh pleeeeeeeease I'm a better fighter than you!" She scoffed "I beat you in training to fight the newborns so beat that honey"

I watched as no one landed a single hit until; Jasper slapped her hard that it left a mark!

"HOW DARE YOU SLAP ME! AHHHHRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG" yelled Alice as she kicked him in the shin.

"uhhhh, ummmm" Said Jasper pretended to be distracted by a butterfly.

Suddenley though Alice jumped into a tree and lept onto jasper knocking him onto the floor and kissing him with all she had. "haha seeeeeeeee I told you I would winn! And you fell for te whole me being mad at you thing, how could I ever be mad at my jazzy wazzy bear (lol)" She giggled

"Oh darlin' course I fell for it your such a brilliant actor and so beautiful too" Laughed Jasper.

"Hey I was wondering" Said alice " wanna go torture Edward about bella, you know how worked up he gets when she away from him" "Nah, maybe we could have some alone time alice" He said

Suddenley se had a vision, while she was jasper was thinking of a master plan to get away from her just in case she wanted to go shopping, ooooooooohhhhhhh why didn't I think of that before thought jasper I'll run to Canada! (A/N all thoughts in italic)

Oooooooooh Jaspe Hale you are so going to go shopping with me hehehehe thought alice as her little evil pixie mind started potting.

"I'll be right back darlin' im just going to see if emmet has the new burnout game" lied jasper. Then he ran to Canada.

THE END

NOT!

You are sooo not getting away that easily she thought hahaha hehehe you can't get away from me shechanted in her mind

" ARE YOU GOING CRAZY PLAYING DRESS UP ON BELLA AGAIN ARE YOU?" yelled Edward

"noooo im just chasing jazzy to Canada to force him to go to the mall with me and I will probably have to kidnap him" She yelled back

"oh ok, have fun" said Edward

Basicly she does all that an lets just say Alice chanted hahaha hehehe you can't get away from me all the time now I feel baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad for everyone she knows.

THE REAL THE END !

Plz review hope you liked it my, 2nd fanfic wow!