DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN DBZ OR SOUL EATER. I JUST OWN THE MESSED UP THOUGHT OF CREATING THIS MONSTROSITY OF A STORY. SO ENJOY IG

A/N: This will eventually become a Soul Eater crossfic, but for right now, it's just DBZ with some Soul Eater concepts.

WARNING: Suggestive scenes, Chichi bashing, Chichi actually being somewhat useful, *CONFUSING* timeline, character death, self harm, and suicide.

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CHAPTER ONE

A rush of pain shot through Gohan's face. He had been struck. He was used to it though, it happens all the time to him. As his mother's hand removes itself from his cheek, she sent an icy cold glare straight into his dead eyes.

"This time, you will do it."

"Mother, I can't! I don't want to kill-" SLAP!

"SON GOHAN, I AM YOUR MOTHER, AND YOU'LL DO AS I SAY! NOW KILL ICARUS BEFORE I MAKE YOU SUFFER AGAIN!"

Gohan shivered. He didn't want to suffer at the hands of his tyrant mother, but he also did not want to kill his favorite childhood pet. For the umpteenth time, Gohan was faced with a strong ultimatum.

" … I can't, Mother."

Chichi's glare hardened as she stuck out her arm as it turned into apart of her spear form (lol I'm so sorry idk what to call it) She pushed her seven year old down to the ground, and started attacking him.

"YOU WILL LEARN! YOU WILL BECOME A DEATH SCYTHE!", they tyrant mother screamed as her arm - spear - thing (lol so sorry) kept cutting up and stabbing young Gohan's flesh.

After about 10 minutes of abusing him, Chichi yanked her bloody son up. "Go clean yourself up, and then come back. We will then resume your training. And you WILL kill that abomination of a dragon creature. Do I make myself clear?"

There was no response from the beaten, bloody, whimpering child. Chichi then snapped her fingers.

Young Gohan's face broke out into a creepy, blank smile. (You know, kid Crona's smile?) His eyes were cloudy and light grey, and his pupils were unseeing.

"Yes, master. Did you know my blood is black?" With those words spoken in a monotone voice, Chichi was satisfied with her son's answer.

'So, those pills Medusa gave me are working on him.', Chichi thought as she watched Gohan limp into the house, leaving behind a trail of black and red blood. 'But they haven't affected all of his blood, I see. I'll have to ask Medusa about that.'

THIRTY MINUTES LATER

Gohan, Chichi, and Icarus all stood out in the forest in the back of the house.

"Now, child."

With the "smile" still plastered on the young demi- Saiyan- Weapon- Hunan thing, (Apologies, my friends) he raised up his arm, a small but lethal ki blast readied aimed at the poor unsuspecting dragon.

"No child, use the way I taught you. Haven't you learned anything?"

Still smiling, Gohan stuck out his arm as it turned into his silver scythe blade.

"Good, son. Now. Use one of the methods I've taught you."

Advancing towards the lavender dragon, Gohan raised his arm blade up above the dragon's head. Icarus looked up at his young pal and started to nuzzle his stomach. For a split second, Gohan's regular mentality snapped into control, but the black blood pushed it away.

"Goodbye Icarus." Gohan's arm blade came down into the dragon's neck, decapitating him. Then, in one swift swipe, Gohan sliced the rest of the now late Icarus's body into two lumpy prices, and stabbed the rest.

Icarus's soul emitted front his dismembered body. It wasn't a kishin, that's for sure.

"Well? Eat it. You're not going to be eating anything anytime soon anyways.", poor Gohan's mother stated.

Gohan, (still "smiling) grabbed the soul and shoved it down his throat. It expanded as his poor pet's soul went down to his empty stomach.

"You didn't do half as bad on slaying that monster. We will continue tomorrow. Study in your room until I come get you to go to your father's house.

(A/N: ok so this was a very bad idea but in case anyone was wondering, Chichi is a human, but she is also a weapon. Since she married Goku had Gohan, he is a half saiyan - human- weapon- thing…. Yep. Bad idea.)