YuGiOh! Does the Wizard of Oz

Annie- Hey! This is YuGiOh! Does the Wizard of Oz!

Hamagoki- I think everyone can read, stupid!

Annie- So?

Hamagoki-U

Annie- Okay so here's the cast!

Witch of the East-Serenity

(Serenity- Hey! I die! What's with that? Do you, like, hate me or something?

Annie- well if you keep talking like that maybe I'll keep the script the way it was, because I was going to do something different!

Serenity- Oh, okay then!

Annie- Right…)

Witch of the West- Mai

(Mai- What! I am not going to be a witch!

Kaiba- Your not one all ready? You sure had me fooled!

Annie- Kaiba, one more crack like that and your out of my play!

Kaiba- ooh! I'm so scared!

Annie- you should be! Anyway, Mai, the wotw wins in the end! (I'll make sure of that! Hahahahahahaha!)

Mai- huh?

Annie- nothing….)

Dorothy- Tea

(Tea- Cool! I'm the lead character!

Yami Annie (Mai)- don't take it personally…Annie absolutely despises Dorothy, same goes for you…

Hamagoki- yeah! She's probably going to try to kill you off!

Tea- oh…

Annie- Hahahahahahahahaha!)

Glinda- Yami-A

(Yami-A- What!

Annie- That's right!

Yami-A- Oh man!)

Uncle Em- Pegasus

(Annie- No comment?

Pegasus- Nope!

Annie- Okay then…)

Munchkins- Mokuba, Rebecca, Weevil, Rex

(Mokuba, Rebecca, Weevil, Rex- What! We are not midgets!

Yami-A- Okay…are you under five feet?

Mokuba, Rebecca, Weevil, Rex- ….yeah….

Yami-A- So what's the problem?)

Makeup- Duke

(Duke- Hooray!

Annie- right….moving away now….)

Props- Tristan

Doughnut Dude- Yami

(Yami- What!

Annie- hey it's a tough job somebody's gotta do it…)

Scarecrow/Hunk- Joey

(Joey- hey da scarecrow don't have a brain!

Annie- and your point?

Joey- are ya sayin I don't have a brain?

Annie- no, of coarse not Joey! Don't be silly why would I do that?)

Tinman/ Hickory- Kaiba

(Annie- and no Kaiba I am not saying you do not have a heart (though you would have to do some great acting!)

Kaiba- What was that last part?

Annie- nothing!)

Lion/Zeke- Marik

(Marik- why am I the lion?

Annie- 'cause you're so cute!

Marik- um….right….)

Narrator- Hamagoki

Director/Author- Annie

Annie- Okay everyone this is a musical so almost everyone will have to sing….

Everyone- What!

Annie- Yup! Except the few I have spared for now…okay lets get this thingy started!

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Music

(A/N)

(Cut)

action

Presently speaking

Normal text

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Hamagoki- Dorothy was a young girl who lived on a farm with her uncle in Kansas. Everyday Dorothy walked by Miss Kujaku's house and her dog, Toto, would get into her garden to chase her cat.

Dorothy- walking down the road Oh, Toto! Did that mean old witch hurt you? She tried to didn't she? C'mon lets go tell Uncle Em! opened the gate to the farm and headed towards her uncle Oh, Uncle Em! You should have seen….

Uncle Em- picking chicks out of a broken down incubator 20, 21, Oh, Dorothy don't bother me right now, I'm trying to count! The incubator broke down and I need to get these chicks out! Here! hands Dorothy a chick to hold

Dorothy- Aw, the poor things! But Uncle Em, Miss Kujaku hit poor Toto over the back with a rake just for chasin' her old cat!

Uncle Em- Please, Dorothy, I'm very busy!

Dorothy- but he doesn't do it everyday! Only about twice a week! Toto can't even catch that old cat and…

Uncle Em- Dorothy, why don't you go see Zeke?

Dorothy- Oh, alright…walks over to the wheel barrel, which Zeke, Hunk, and Hickory were working on

Hunk- placing the wheel barrel so it would line up, hits his finger Ow! Ya hit tat right on my finga!

Zeke- Then why don't you get your finger outta the way!

Hunk- now taking off his glove to examine his injured finger There ya are! Right on my finga!

Zeke- Lucky thing it wasn't your head!

Dorothy- Oh, Zeke, what am I going to do about Miss Kujaku? Just because Toto chases her old cat…

Zeke- Listen, kid, I still need to get those hogs into the pen now pointing to the pig pens at the other side of the farm

Hunk- hearing the conversation decided to step in Now, Dorothy, your not using ya head about this. Think ya don't have any brains at all!

Dorothy- I so too have brains!

Hunk- now picking up a hammer to work on the wheel barrel again So if ya do, why don't ya use 'em? When ya comin' home don't go by Miss Kujaku's place! Then Toto won't get in her garden and you won't get in no trouble! See?

Dorothy- Oh, Hunk, you just don't understand! she starts to walk away, towards where Zeke is

Hunk- Yeah, well, your head ain't made of straw ya know! bangs down hammer hard on the finger he just recently injured Ow(!

(Annie- Cut! Joey! This is a rated PG fanfic! Please! Lay off the swearing!

Joey- But it hurt!

Annie-U okay! Action!)

Dorothy- now to where Zeke is, at the pig pens Oh….

Zeke- talking to the pigs and shooing them into the pen Get in there before I make a dime bank out of ya! Now turning his attention to Dorothy who was standing right next to him Now listen, Kid, don't listen to that old witch. I don't! Just have a courage that's all! Just walk up to her an' spit in 'er eye! That's what I do!

Dorothy- now up on the beam connecting the pig pens, trying to balance I'm not afraid! suddenly she fell into the pens Oh! Zeke! Help me!

Zeke- Oh Dorothy! I'll gettcha out!jumps into the pen and grabbed Dorothy Whoo! Hahaha out of breath

Dorothy- oh thank you Zeke! looks at the expression on Zeke's face Oh, Zeke! Hickory and Hunk come over to see what the matter is Your just as scared as I am!

Hickory- What's wrong, Zeke? Couple of pigs make a coward out of ya? Uncle Em comes over to check everything is all right

Uncle Em- What's all the hullabaloo?

Hunk- Well, Dorothy just fell into the pig pen and…

Uncle Em- The pig pens are no place for Dorothy…

Hickory- Yeah, well…

Uncle Em- Well. I know three farmhands who will be out of a job if they don't get back to work!

Zeke, Hunk, Hickory- Yes, Sir!

Uncle Em- But first have some cookies I just baked! hands each of them a cookie in shape of happy bunny

(Annie- Pegasus! Where did you get those cookies?

Pegasus- I made them! Want one?

Annie- Sure...uh, thanks! Action!)

Uncle Em- Now get back to work the lot of you! I saw you ,Hickory, you and Hunk were tinkering with that wheel barrel! Now, you two, go fix it!

Hickory- Yes, sir….but one day they're going to erect a statue for me! going into a very noble pose

Uncle Em- Well don't pose for it now! Get to work! now looking at Zeke Now, Zeke, go feed those hogs before they worry themselves to anemia.

Zeke- Yes, Sir! still wiping his face from the fright

Dorothy- Oh, Uncle Em, you should had heard what that mean old Miss Kujaku said she was going to do to poor Toto!

Uncle Em- Oh, Dorothy, you always make a big fuss about everything! Now you just help us out today and keep yourself out of trouble!

Dorothy- Hm, somewhere where's there isn't any trouble…Do you think there is such a place? now talking to Toto, who was at her side the whole time There has to be, right? Somewhere far away. It's not a place you can get to by bus or train. It's somewhere behind the moon, the stars, somewhere over the rainbow….it's far, far away….Somewhere over the rainbow! Where…

(Annie- Okay, Tea, that's good!

Tea- but, I didn't sing!

Hamagoki- and? Isn't that a good thing?

Annie- yeah…Action!)

Hamagoki- Just then Miss Kujaku came down the road on her bike with a basket in tow. She rode up to the farm with the nastiest look a person could have.

Miss Kujaku- Emithy, I have to talk to you about that dog Dorothy has.

Uncle Em- What's wrong?

Miss Kujaku- I was bit! lifting up her skirt a little to show him where was bit

Hunk- runs over whoo! Take it off!

Miss Kujaku- What! Annie that was not in the script! checking her script

Annie- Oh my Ra! Joey! Come over here right now!

(Annie- Joey, now, I know that was not it the script!
Joey- yeah sorry, about that….

Annie- whatever, just don't do it again! Action!)

Uncle Em- Oh…Dorothy bit cha?

Miss Kujaku- No, her dog…

Uncle Em- Oh, oh, I see….she bit her dog!

Hamagoki- Dorothy just happened to wonder over to where the adults were talking…and decided to eves drop…

Miss Kujaku- NO! I have a warrant here from the sheriff! He said ordered that dog to be destroyed! There's a law protectin' folks against dogs that bite! I brought this basket to carry him in so he can't attack me again! thrusting a basket towards Uncle Em

Dorothy- coming out of her hiding spot Destroyed? No! I won't let you take him! I'll tie out outside! He won't get loose! And please don't punish him! It's not his fault! It's mine! I shouldn't let him into the garden! You can send me to bed without any supper!

Uncle Em- That's quite enough, Dorothy.

Miss Kujaku- No, I have to take him…he's a menace!

Uncle Em- How could that be when he's tied up? He's always gentle, to gentle people that is…

Miss Kujaku- Hm, you could keep him if you go against the law…

Uncle Em- I'm sorry, Dorothy, but we can't go against the law…give her Toto…

Dorothy- No! I won't let you take him, you old witch! Why, why, I'll bite you myself! yelling at Miss Kujaku

Miss Kujaku- How dare you!

Uncle Em- Now, Dorothy, stop that now! taking Toto out of Dorothy's arms

Dorothy- Please don't take Toto! now getting all choked up, about to cry It wasn't his fault! Don't take him!

Uncle Em- I'm sorry, dear, we can't afford not to give him to her!

Miss Kujaku- Now you're seeing my way!

Dorothy- No! I won't let you, you mean old witch! trying to "hit" Miss Kujaku

Miss Kujaku- Oooh! Just give me the dog, Emethy! moving away from Dorothy

Uncle Em- Fine…puts Toto in the basket

Dorothy- I hate you, you witch! now running out of the room crying

Uncle Em- almost following Dorothy out of the room, looked back at Miss Kujaku Now listen here, Kujaku! Just because you run half the county, doesn't mean you can run the rest of us! For twenty-three years of been meaning to tell you what I thought of you…well, now…being the good Christian man I am, I can't say it! now running out of the room, just as Dorothy did earlier

Miss Kujaku- oO

Annie- okay, everybody! Cut! Good job! You can take a short break….for now….don't get used to it!

Everybody- …okay….

Disclaimer- I own neither TWOO nor YGO (sadly…tear)