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Everyone in the village of Konoha sat in the Hokage's court room and looked at the sight in front of them. Sitting on the large podium in the front of the room was the Third Hokage acting as the judge for this case. On the left side of the courtroom sitting at his desk in an orange suit holding his court paper was Naruto Uzumaki Ace Attorney™ believe it!
Most would think that Naruto would be destined to be ninja what with his hyper-activity and agile speed,but fate had different plans for him. You see, Naruto failed his Genin Exam (again). While he was sulking, he came upon a strange tablet (Nintendo DS) that ran on mystical energy (Electricity). Activating the strange tablet, Naruto learned the secrets of a man named Phoenix Wright. Guided by his words and great powers of observation, he became Konoha's greatest (Only) lawyer.
Sitting at in a slightly smaller podium next to the Hokage's was Sakura Haruno. She was was being tried for being the possible murderer if Sasuke Uchiha. She was defending herself since Naruto was the only lawyer in Konoha, and he was against her.
The Hokage called the court to order. After the opening disclaimer from Sakura where she pleaded not guilty, Naruto stood up.
"Can you tell me what it is you saw, Miss Haruno?"
"Well, when I walked in, I saw Sasuke laying on his bed. Recently, he was getting more emo and wanted more power to kill his brother. When I saw him lying there, I thought he was resting from training. So I went into the kitchen to make him some ramen for when he woke up."
"So you never thought he was dead?" asked the Hokage.
"No, the thought never crossed my mind." As she said this, Hinata entered, breathing heavily and holding a picture. She handed it to Naruto, who looked at it quizzically before taking the papers and tapping them with his hands before slamming them down on his desk.
"OBJECTION, BELIEVE IT!" shouted Naruto. Everyone was shocked as his voice boomed throughout the courtroom.
"So, Sakura. You honestly didn't believe he was dead?"
Nonchalantly, Sakura said, "Yes."
"THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS?" Naruto held up the picture Hinata gave him for all to see. The Hokage and assembled citizens gasped in horror. Everyone saw a picture of Sasuke laying in his bed. Apart from a few noticeable things, he looked perfectly healthy.
"W-what is the meaning of this?" the Hokage asked.
"I'm glad you asked! If you look at this picture, you will notice that Sasuke's limbs are in fact tied to the bed posts. Now, this is not normal behavior for Sasuke. I would like to draw your attention to 2 things: First, he happens to be naked. Second, there appears to be a giant serrated blade driven through his solar plexius. In addition to these two things, there is an expression of pain on his face, which makes us believe that whatever happened to him was done so over a long period of time. How do you explain THIS, Miss Haruno?"
"I...well...you see..." Sakura stammered.
"A person who saw this would automatically think 'Oh no, he's dead!'. They would NOT nonchalantly go to prepare ramen for a corpse. This means that Sakura's testimony that we have listened to has been nothing but a lie!" he said epically. Sakura recoiled in pain from the shockwaves of truth dripping from Naruto's words.
"In addition, is it true that Sasuke told you that he would never love you? Therefore giving you a perfect motivation for you to kill him? The truth of the matter is..."
Here Naruto paused for breath, then slammed one hand on his desk and pointed the other at Sakura.
"ALL OF THE EVIDENCE SAYS THAT YOU KILLED HIM!"
Sakura tried to compose herself, but only sweated bullets at her situation. All that came out of her mouth was "N-n-n !"
The deed was done. The Hokage slammed his gavel and the Death Sentence was placed.
Since then, the villagers have treated Naruto with far more respect. As they learned, he was more powerful than Akatsuki, the Hokage, and the Nine-Tailed Fox combined.
He was THE LAWYER!
BELIEVE IT!
AN: This is the end result of two friends who have seen too many Internet Memes with too much time on their hands, too much Hawaiian Punch, and too many cookies.
Z and C hope you enjoyed the insanity.