One of my myspace friends wants me to get msn messenger...bad...she hates emailing and prefers IMing or something i guess...these are two emails that she sent me. The reason for this strangeness is that she was introduced to my hellsing manga a few days ago and has been talking in the following accents ever since. She'll grow out of it though...i hope. That's just what i need, TWO people talking like anderson...(my other friend talks like anderson all the time just to creeeeeep me out. There's a link to her profile on my profile if you want to know about her.) please review. i'll tell the person who wrote this what you think of her.
first she sent this:
YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY NEED ze MSN MESSENGER!!!! -Pip Don't make me shun you forever because you vont get messenger, I Vill kill you und then I vill eat your corpse if you don't get MSN messenger!!!!! Ja!!!!-(god help me if I spell this wrong) Schro(two dots)dinger. Growl...just for good measure.
Then this:
und den vat??????? EHHHHHH!!?????
und den I poop you out...and step on you (as poop), und den I burn you...and ven you are done being burnt, I vill smack you to teeny tiny pieces, vith a wery large hammer, und ven that is all done, i vill pour your remains into ze vorld's largest tub of acid, and scoop out vat liitle ees left of you, and throw it into a wery larg and stinky pile of pig poo, und zen I burn it again..und repeat ze process...if you don't get msn,
(switches accent)Bon joooooour!!! if you do get ze msn,
messenger...your life will get much better!!!! Zere will be candy!!!! And no more crazy Nazi's!!!!YAY!!! and everyone will love youuuuuuuu...and ze will talk with you!!! all of ze time...and you can talk back to zem!!!!!!!YAY!!!!
(switches accent)ACH!!!! Ah doont knoo wat yer thinkin' AbooT cOmin arOun' 'ere lak thet...And Ya thenk ye can ge' aweeee withou' payin' tha price???? Well ah'll be lettin' ya knoo then, Ye'll be sorreh ye were evar born upon this 'ere earth when Ahm dOn with yuuuuuuu...Ah'll stick ye full o' me bayonets, 'till ya bleed like tha pig ye aRe...And then ah'll slash ye te blOddy bits, like litlle ribbons...and then Ah'll feed ye tuuuu a pek of wild mUngrels...and they'll eat ye and ...(we will end here, as anderso's words are far too graphic to be written in words)
(accent becomes spooky, dark, and deep)
Katie...(echoes)...
...You do not wan't to make me angry...
...do.you?...that.would.be ...unwise...I do not ...APPRECIATE... disloyalty...Obey.me...
...you.WILL.get.msn.messenger ...Or I shall have to unleash all of my fury, and do everything within my capabilities to make your life ...Utterly,... and irreversably ...miserable...
...OBEY...NOW!...Or else...(silence)
And after all of this my only thoughts were "HOLY WTF?! IS OCH OK?" AND "OMFG I NEED TO PUT THIS ON FANFICTION OR SOMETHING!"
And the "..."s are supposed to be like 200 of them in each part but it edited it out when i uploaded it and i'm to lazy to write all of those out. so...please review and let me know if och is insane or not. (och is the emailer's nickname)