Bionic Guy: Rock V.S Sparta
What happens when Po-Koro and the cast form sex and the city was on family feud? Well Po-Koro will lose and say, "there goes my new production budget."
Pohatu would say, "I just lost my annual salary. Now how will become a you tube comedian."
So Pohatu decide to kill himself. And for information if you are reading I'm the narrator. I don't the quote something mark to talk. We didn't make video so along because our creator decide to make a new secret series. We also didn't had much inspiration. Well back to story.
Po-Koro was in debt. They needed a get rich scheme and fast. So they decide to attack Sparta for three reason.
1. Steal there treasures
there Women
there men
in there toilets and not flush
At dawn they assemble a team which consist of Hewkii(mahri),Pohatu Nuva, Bat Dude, Bob the builder, and Loki from the comics of Thor. The original name for this story was going to be 5. But this was like 300 so the staff had to give a different name that doesn't seem copyrighted. Anyways The Team called themselves-The Rock for Brains. The team made there way to Sparta. It was heavily defend by the toughest guy I know, Chowder. And I mean the one on Cartoonetwork.
"I know what we should do to get past chowder," said Pohatu.
"What?" ask Bat Dude.
"We need a distraction," said Pohatu.
So decide to dress Bat Dude in a steak lure chowder away. Unfortunately Chowder caught up and ate him so he died. Oh chowder also said when ate Bat Dude quoted- "it taste meaty". The team was able to make it inside. Unfortunately they read the map wrong and made a left turn at Macy went to the slaughter house. Bob the Builder build them a catapult but when he cut the string to so the catapult could throw them, It threw them to the Ground. Bob hit head to hard and got brain damage.
So the team the decide to cut from the team and I literally cut him from the team mid-evil style by chomp off his head. The had to fight threw 600 cheerleaders. They barely made it alive. They finally made it to the safe room where they level up with steroid packs they bought on Amazon. But they to face something so ugly I can't even say his name but I have to because it's my job.
The figure steps out of the shadow to be Jaller and Pohatu shouted, "IT'S HIDEOUS."
"I GETTING PAID DOBLED FOR THIS," snapped Jaller who fused himself with a Tank from left4dead.
"Why does he get be paid double," mutter Loki to himself.
But the Rock for Brains prove the weren't as dumb as everyone say but getting Jaller to leave. They did it by throwing beef jerky out the window. They advanced threw Jungle of no return, Past the hall of stuffed animals, and threw Sears. They finally made it to the kings throne who turn out to be Onewa.
"Turaga Onewa you're I thought you where the elder of Po-Koro," said Pohatu.
"You dummies, Sparta is Po-Koro," replied Onewa
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO," shouted Hewkii.
"What's wrong with you?" asked Onewa.
"How do you feel living a village with no girls. You have to be like gay to like," answered Hewkii.
"You got a point there," answered Onewa.
So Onewa had the 3 exiled for life to worst place he could imagine, front row at a Sting Concert. They later died.