'Oh Rodin, do you really have to be so stiff all the time. You never let me have any fun. Real fun, that is. Not chasing Enzo's butt around and smashing some featherwings just because they get in the way. I mean something a bit more challenging like when I fought Jubileus, with which you could have helped me if you weren't that busy with mixing cocktails all the time.' Bayonetta said in a rather bored tone.
'Just for your information, Bayonetta, I was busy with a jam of my own in the inferno trying to keep the demons from getting on your ass too next to your good buddies from above and lord do those demons pack a punch.' Rodin returned.
The two of them kept bickering to each other for a couple more hours until The Gates of Hell was empty except for the two of them.
'Well , now that all the normal people are gone can you finally open shop, because I need more toys to play with.' Bayonetta said when she saw the last costumers leaving the bar.
'Heh, you want the naughty toys or the good girl toys?' Rodin said while the wall behind him flipped over and revealed all sorts of weapons varying from guns to swords to whips.
'Well, even though I am quite a naughty little witch and can't wait to test that black lace whip you got there, I will go with the good girl toys for only this once.' She said while admiring the whip that ended in five knots.
'I have got just the thing for you, give me a minute.' Rodin said while he went through a door behind the bar. He came back with an enormous box with air holes in it. A low growl could be heard from inside.
'My, my, Rodin. Did you get me a little puppy dog or a pussycat.' Bayonetta exclaimed as she heard the creature inside.
'Quite a bit of both actually. This little cutey comes straight from the deepest point in Hell.' he said as he opened the box and took the thing it contained out.
Upon seeing the "animal" Bayonetta couldn't hold herself and scratched the things neck.
'He or she is quite an extraordinary specimen. What is the name of this marvellous kitty pup thingy?' she asked while she petted it.
'It is called an Ashtichora, but prefers it if I call it Ash. Rodin said to her.
'We are going to have so much fun together.' Bayonetta said while she walked out of the bar.
'hey, what about your drinks! They are not free you know!' Rodin yelled at her when she was at the door.
'put them on Enzo's bloody tab, I don't have any money with me, isn't that right my little Ashy-washy'. She said back when she disappeared around the corner into the cold dark night.
'What have I done to deserve this. I'm only a demon after all.' Rodin sighed before he closed up shop
Well the first chapter of the One of a Kind fan fiction. please leave review or give me your opinion. ( even if you don't like it)