Okay I was going through writers block for my AsuraXMaka story and decided to do this while I waited for an idea for my story to hit me.
So, many people are doing Soul Eater dare stories so I couldn't resist joining!
I won't update this as much because it isn't one of my main stories anyways well actually it might be updated more then the others because I'll be working on this every time I go through writers block for the stories chapter I was working on.
Anyways message me with the dares you want to do! If you don't have an account I guess reviewing them is fine
I can not do the hosting because well I got a review telling me some rules this was breaking so I can not be host. So I leave the position I wanted so badly to my momentarily favorite OC Kai!
Kai- Hello!
Also now meet the two co-hosts that you should know by now if you have read ANY of my stories!
Colron and Yuki!
Colron&Yuki- hello
Okay! Dare time! Before I leave and leave this in the hands of my three hosts… *Pulls out boom-box and the song King of Anything starts playing*
"I love this song!" Kai yelled dancing to the song.
"Why is everyone torturing us?" The entire soul eater cast asked staring at the three hosts with questioning gazes.
"Because…..ITS FUN!" Kai laughed hysterically as he danced and Yuki joined in laughing. "Agreed! Torturing you guys is fun cuz you guys can't ever really die!" He laughed.
All the Soul Eater characters groaned fearing the dares the would receive.
Colron walked up to them and stood beside them, his hands stuffed into his pockets. "I feel your guys pain." He said casually. "My cousin, the author of this is the essence of evil…..so expect more torture in other stories that you are placed in of hers." He said and walked away.
Yuki handed Kai a sheet of paper saying these are the dares for the first chapter, the bottom of the paper was signed by the author. "Alright! Dare time!" Kai exclaimed happily and looked around. His gaze settled on Kid. "Alright little reaper dude!" He said grinning from ear to ear. "Your up first!"
"My dare best be symmetrical or you shall face the wrath of a shinigami, Kai." Kid warned, his face darkening. Kai just chuckled evilly. "I have a bad feeling about this." Kid said slowly.
"Your dare is to have half of your face painted with polka dots! The other half has to be stripes!" Kai laughed.
Kids jaw literally dropped to the ground. "WHAT?" He yelled and Kai repeated the dare. "NOOO! I WILL NEVER! THE ASYMMETRY!" Kid yelled.
Kai looked at Yuki. "Yuuuuuki-kun! Your up buddy!" He said patting Yuki on the back.
Yuki began to cackle like a maniac and tackles Kid and pulls out a bunch of paints from no where as he pins down the struggling death god and begins painting his face.
Kai grins. "That is why we love him! Get's the job done!" He laughs and pauses. "I wonder if Razz-kun is reading this." He said pausing. "And if April-chan reads this I will be so happy!" He said his expression showing he was on cloud nine.
"I don't think you would want her to read that last paragraph Kai." Colron says and Kai gasps in astonishment at his accuracy.
"Done!" Yuki said walking up covered in paint and grinning. Behind him Kid was having a mental breakdown.
"NO!" Kid wailed in his fetal position of slumped on the floor. "I'm hideous! Asymmetrical garbage! Disgusting! Garbage! I deserve to die!" Kid wailed slamming his fists into the ground.
"Yuki-kun, I thought the dare said to be half stripes half polka dots." He said as he re-read the dare. "Not…an…abstract." Kai said staring at the million dollar worthy painting on Kids face.
"Though this is asymmetrical, so Yuki got it half right." Colron pointed out as he leaned against a wall.
Soul walked up to see the painting. "Whoa, didn't think Yuki was that good of an artist." He said staring at the painting.
Maka walked up with a camera. "Impressive Yuki, very artistic." She said as she took a picture.
"THE HOROR!" Kid wailed and coughed up some blood before passing out from to much asymmetry.
"Colron-kun?" Kai asked and Colron walked up and picked up the almost dead shinigami and tossed him onto an infirmary bed before walking back to his spot by the wall.
Kai turned to Soul. "Alright Soul-kun!" He said and Soul stared at him. "Crap." Soul muttered.
Kai read the dares once more. "Wow, Dino doesn't like you that much does she?" He asked.
"You have no idea." Colron, Yuki, and every said simultaneously.
Kai smiled and looked at Soul. "Strip Soul-kun, strip." He ordered.
"WHAT THE HELL?" Soul yelled in shock.
"You heard me Soul-kun, strip naked, get in your birthday suit, unless you want the alternative." Kai said grinning.
"What's the alternative?" Soul asked nervously.
Kai pulled out a bazooka and had an insane smile that would make the author proud, thus causing Soul to strip in fear of his life.
"So, that is where the authors bazooka went, she gave it to Kai as a little enforcement." Stein said as he light his cigarette.
"Kai, shouldn't you…. I don't know….censor that?" She asked pointing to Souls private area. Colron put a piece of black cardboard with white lettering saying' Censored' over it.
"Alright! The dare is that you run around Death City naked, hit every street, block, ally, every inch of this city naked twice while screaming at the top of your lungs that you are a pretty princess." Kai said innocently.
Soul stared at the sky and screamed. "WHY GOD WHY?" He yelled and the bolt of lighting came down nearly hitting him.
"How did lighting strike from inside the house?" Maka asked.
"Colron's cousin!" Yuki grinned. "She is the writer of this, thus she makes the rules of this story and thus she wrote that a bolt of lightning strikes down almost hitting Soul." Yuki explained cheerfully.
"Soul-kun, start running now." Kai grins holding up the bazooka which was named Jerome.
Soul glared at Kai. "Fine!" He yelled and took a deep breath before screaming. "I'M A PRETTY PRINCESS!" He screamed and started running.
"Blackstar-kun!" Kai yelled motioning to the ninja. Blackstar walked over to him. "If you please, here is a camera, could you please follow him unseen and record the entire dare and bring it back here?" He asked innocently holding out a camera.
"Sure thing! The big man can do that!" Blackstar yelled taking the camera and ran after Soul.
"Putting it on YouTube?" Yuki asked grinning.
"YouTube, Emailing it to everyone I know in chainmail. Gonna try and get everyone to see the video." Kai explained with a smile.
"This is going to take a while with Souls dare." Colron stated. "On to the next dare?" He asked.
"My thoughts exactly Colron-kun!" Kai grinned and looked around. "Noah-kun!" he yelled. "Get your butt over here!" He said. no one came and crickets started chirping in the silence. "NOAH-KUN?" there was more silence. "NOAH GET YOUR DUMB ASS OUT HERE!"
"Kai…..why is Noah hiding in Dinos fridge?" Yuki asked causing the cast to think Dinos….fridge..? Yuki sensing the question running through the poor anime characters heads grinned. "The author is downstairs typing this, this IS her house you know."
The entire cast went to mope in Mr. Corner.
"Yuki-kun, Colron-kun, hold him so he wont run away." Kai instructed and the two co-hosts yanked Noah out of the fridge and hold him so he wont run off. "Noah-kun, you must sing the pokemon opening." Kai said smiling.
"Why?" Noah asked staring at him.
"Because, when Dino-chan and I think of you, we think of pokemon." He explained.
"He's being honest, he tried to draw you as a pokemon catcher once." Colron explained.
"Seriously?" Noah asked with a 'what the fuck' tone in his voice. "Pokemon? Not the story Noah and the Ark?" He asked.
"Sorry dude, Gopher-kun! Justin-kun, Giriko-kun! You guys get to be back up singers!" Kai said happily. Justin and Giriko groaned while Gopher cheered.
Noah cleared his throat and begun singing.
Noah- I wanna be, the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause
I will travel, across the land
Searching far and wide
Teach pokemon, to understand
The power that's inside
Pokemon gotta catch 'em all (Gopher/Giriko/Justin- Gotta catch em all)
It's you an me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon…..ooh you're my best friend (Noah slings an arm around Kai's shoulder)
In a world we must defend
Pokemon gotta catch em all
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us true
You teach me, and I'll teach you
Pokemon!
Gotta catch em all! (Gopher/Giriko/Justin- Gotta catch em all!)
POKEMON!
"I don't like you wrapping your arm around me Noah-kun." Kai said smiling. "do it again I think I can convince the writer of this to write that you lose an arm, but ten points for the singing, great job!" Kai said.
"Thanks!" Noah said excitedly. "Did I win?" He asked.
Kai equally excited nodded. "Win! Of course you won!" He said and both cheered.
"Win what?" Yuki whispered to Colron.
"I have no idea." Colron muttered.
Soul came in and collapsed on the floor still butt naked, the censor bored gone.
"Alright, no more dares for him until he gets some clothes on." Kai said.
Blackstar came running in happily and grinning like a fool. "Here you go! Nyahahaha!" he laughed as he handed Kai the camera.
"Thanks you Blackstar-kun!" Kai said and put the vide in the TV and has everyone watch it.
"And he's my weapon? He got beat up by a five year old." Maka said.
"And an elderly lady…" Kai added.
"Pathetic." Both meisters said.
"Well! that is all for today!" Kai grinned as the entire cast cheered. "If you want to dare the people something then just send me the dares!" Kai grinned. "By the way I don't do guest stars so any dare that has someone guest starring will not be used." He said. "Unless of course it was like….hmm…. Razz-kun had to beat up Soul-kun. Then I would have to bring in Razz-kun so he could beat up Soul-kun. But then he would leave once the dare was over." Kai explained.
The entire rooms goes black signaling the end of this day
*Dino walks in camera view* alright! Chapter one is done! I am very please to say that I enjoyed writing this six paged story even if my back hurts, I will make FEW appearances but will mostly be mentioned as the almighty god of this story (I AM NOT A GOD! BUT I HAVE FULL CONTROL OVER THE CHARACTERS AND THIS STORY! Everyone in this story is at my mercy!)
Alright now! Bye bye!
Dino- BYE!
Yuki- BYE BYE!
Colron- goodbye.
Kai- See ya!