(A/n: Ms. Rain here with my new fic which is where the South Park boys experience body swap. It will mainly contain humor with some angst in some chapters, and maybe some slash, I don't know yet. Each chapter will start off with one person in their different body until all of them come together in their different bodies later in the fic. First is Stan in Kenny's body so please enjoy. South Park does not belong to me)

Chapter 1: Stan

Stan looked into the cracked mirror that was not his, well it technically was, but then again it wasn't. Through the broken and dirty glass, he didn't see his familiar black hair or sapphire eyes, instead he saw blonde hair and hazel eyes.

The first thing that ran through his mind was what the actual hell? When he woke up this morning to get ready for school, he did not expect something like this to happen. Suddenly waking up in someone else's body, and your best friend's no less was really shocking. He pinched himself to see if this was reality, the stinging pain in his arm confirmed that this was indeed real.

"Kenny hurry up an' get ready for school!" Kenny's mother called out.

Stan paled at the thought of going to school in a body that was not of his own, he then wondered if Kenny was in his body. The thought didn't sit well with him. If the blonde was in his body, he hoped that his friend didn't do anything out of the ordinary.

Stan sighed as he exited the bathroom. He refused to take a shower in freezing cold water, and the blonde didn't have anymore toothpaste to brush his teeth with. As he headed back into Kenny's room, he looked around seeing that little had changed since the last time he'd been here.

His mattress was on the right, but the noticeable thing was that it looked brand new, like he'd bought it not too long ago, along with a cell phone charging on his night stand next to a bottle of cologne and a lamp. Kenny's dresser was on the left with nothing on top of it.

After looking at the bottle of cologne, he grabbed it then began to spray it on himself, not caring about the brand but being mindful not spray too much. After that he searched for the blonde's orange parka, finding it neatly folded in his dresser's top drawer. Kenny sure does treasure it. He put it on then walked out of the room and into the living room, not bothering to grab Kenny's cell phone since he most likely won't be using it today. Kenny's mother, father, little sister, and older brother were present.

Karen was munching dully on a Pop-Tart at the barely standing dining room table, having gotten tired of the same flavor over the past month- strawberry. Kevin was sat at the table also with a glass of water in front of him, both Carol and Stuart were drinking coffee on the run-down couch.

The small t.v was on but no one was really paying attention to what was being shown on the little screen. Stan gave the McCormick's a look of sympathy. If Kenny himself were to see the look, he would scold him. He didn't need anyone's pity, especially from his friends.

Stan knew the blonde lived this kind of lifestyle, but he had no idea he would one day experience it. As he looked at the family, he wondered if they had switched bodies also...No, if that were the case then they would be making a fuss right now. Obviously.

"Kenny what are you doin' standin' there lookin' at us for? Hurry up an' grab a Pop-Tart so you an' Karen can leave," Carol said without sparing a glance at her son.

Stan blinked then walked into the kitchen to retrieve said Pop-Tart, even though he wasn't in the mood to eat. He didn't want Kenny's family to suspect anything, that was the one thing he didn't want to happen. He just couldn't tell them that he wasn't their son, and that he somehow became Kenny for today...Wait how long will this last? "Kenny are you okay? You're pale," Karen said staring worriedly at her second oldest brother. She knew that Kenny had been working like crazy as of late, working two jobs both night and day to provide for his family. Mainly for her since she was the youngest, and he wanted what was best for her.

It pissed her off to think that the rest of the family wasn't even trying to help keep a stable house, their mother helped keep the house clean, but it's not enough. Stuart rarely did anything. Karen herself wanted to help, but she had no idea where to even start. There was the library, but the hours to work there didn't cooperate with her school hours, plus the book store was never open on the weekends. So working there was out of the question.

She even begged Kenny to let her work where he was working, but of course the blonde refused. He wanted her to enjoy her school year without having to stress about a job yet- at least until she's in her last year of middle school. She hated seeing him work so hard for her sake, it made her feel like she was the one making her brother sick these past days.

Stan stiffened at the sound of Karen's concerned tone, he hadn't given away anything had he? "God quit freaking out, just play it cool and they won't suspect anything." He turned to Kenny's little sister with a small smile, hoping it was a start to easing her worries. "Yeah I'm fine Kare, just tired is all." Now that she'd mentioned it, when he first woke up he did feel a bit tired. It felt like he was out all last night and only managed to get like an hour or maybe less of sleep. Karen's worried look didn't leave her face, not believing him for a second but she didn't push the issue.

Stan ruffled her hair, something he expected Kenny would do when he saw his little sister down. She giggled before swatting his hand away with a small smile on her face. Carol walked into the kitchen with both her and her husband's empty coffee mugs, and put them into the sink along with other dishes that needed to be washed. She smiled softy at the interaction between the two before starting on the dishes.

Both Stan and Karen walked out of the house for school a minute later, Stan didn't even eat half of his Pop-Tart for he was allergic to strawberries. Gladly the McCormick's suspected nothing of it so he gave the barely eaten breakfast to Kevin who didn't even bother to look at it.

Once they left the poor neighborhood, Karen bid Stan goodbye before turning to walk down another path to her school. He resisted the urge of asking if he should walk with her there, figuring that Kenny didn't do anything like that for he knew she would be alright heading to school alone.

As he walked to his school's bus stop, he suddenly got a strange feeling. Like once he reached the bus stop he would see something he would least expect. It was a strange feeling really, but he brushed it off as nothing the closer he got to the stop, suddenly surprised he knew the way from out of the poor side of town.

He spotted a teen wearing a green ushanka standing at the bus stop, but the odd thing was that he wasn't carrying a book bag like he normally did. The strange feeling within Stan only got stronger once he was beside his super best friend, but he once again brushed it off.

He quickly pulled up the orange hood, he almost slipped up right then and there. Kenny always had his hood up when he was outside. He then decided to do something very Kenny-like.

Stan mustered up the best goofy smile he could even though it's hidden by his hood before he wrapped an arm around his best friends' shoulder. "Yo Kyle what's up? Also where's your book bag? You always carry that heavy ass thing around." Yeah that sounded like something Kenny would say, Stan felt proud of himself.

Said redhead stiffened at the surprised contact, slowly turning his head to the side with wide eyes. "N-no freakin' way! What the hell?!" Kyle suddenly exclaimed stepping away from Stan like he was on fire. He stared at him with horrified stricken wide eyes.

"Umm you okay?" Stan was pretty sure he gave nothing away so what could have surprised his friend he wondered.

Kyle took a deep breath to calm himself down so he didn't shout again, Stan staring at him in confusion as he waited for a response. "Alright let's get straight to the point. One I'm not Kyle and two, who're you? Waking up in another person's body is one thing, but seeing your own body is another."

Wait...so this was...

"Kenny that you?" Stan asked to make sure. The redhead stated that he was Kenny a second ago.

"Duh, I just told you that seeing your own body is another thing, but anyway who're you? I know you're not fatass so I can rest assured about that thank God." Now that Kenny mentioned it, Stan hoped Cartman wasn't in his body. That would literally be the worst.

"It's Stan, you don't think Kyle and fatass switched bodies either do you?" Kyle would most likely lose his shit if he found out that he was suddenly in his frenemies body, the teen would never leave out of the house.

Kenny shrugged. "No idea, I just hope this bullshit doesn't last too long. Mrs. Broflovski is so goddamn annoying and I really don't wanna deal with her nagging again." Stan could only nod for he knew that Shelia can be very strict towards her eldest son, he felt bad for both Kyle and Kenny.

The duo waited at the bus stop for two minutes until the black and yellow vehicle pulled up, but the bodies of neither Stan or Cartman showed up during those minutes.

(A/n: Sorry it seemed short and dull, but as always the next chapter will be up soon)