Kaboose: Yes I will do 13 of these but don't freak out okay I'm just poking fun at the fandom okay? Good

DiZ: Claimer: Kaboose does not own Orgy. XIII(I) or any of kingdom hearts just his stories and imagination.

Chapter I: Roxas

SERIOUSLY??? Axel, you guys paired me with Axel? Axel the guy who's like 10 years older than me? Axel the guy who's always flirting with Larxene? Axel my BEST FRIEND? Axel the guy who's not my girlfriend?

Seriously guys I'm IN LOVE WITH NAMINE. Please just stop. Now I need to get one of Xmenas' anti-yaoi signs

~ Roxas

MS Word doesn't have e with a e with a ` so… yeah.