Harry and Voldie Episode 3

All credits go to J.K. Rowling.

Episode 3: Sick Day

Harry: *sits on the couch with Tom and Ginny* Achooflbt!

Ginny: You okay Harry?

Harry: Yeah. Just some weird sneezes. Probably nothing. Maybe… Nah. It couldn't be.

Tom: What?

Harry: For a second I thought it was the Wizard Flu. Can't be though. We don't have it, and neither do Ron and Hermione. There aren't any registered wizards here either.

Ginny: Do you think there are unregistered wizards here?

Harry: No. I'd know. I tried to see if there were but my magic detector isn't working.

Tom: Magic detector?

Harry: I made before I went to Hogwarts. I had just watched some movie about magic and wizards and there was a science fair coming up so I decided to build one.

Tom: And you still have it?

Harry: Sure I do. *Pulls cardboard remote looking device from his pocket.* Now I know why it didn't work.

Tom: *under his breath* Because it's cardboard? *cue laugh track*

Harry: No. It's because I forgot to put tin-foil over it. *Puts tin-foil over the cardboard* Now it should work.

Tom: It's not gonna- whoa! *Magic Detector flies towards his face* Get it off! Get it off! *cue laugh track*

(Title Sequence and Hedwig's theme play. After that,. The camera shows Harry in Times Square with his magic detector)

Harry: Nope. Zip. Nada. No. Zilch. Not a single reading. Wait a minute. I got something! Woo-hoo!

(Passersby stare at Harry)

Harry: Umm. Just won something in a raffle. Carry on. *shoos them away. Cue laugh track* Okay. Warmer. Warmer. *walks along following the signal coming from the Magic Detector* Cold. Cold. Back to warm. Hot! Burning lava! Magma! *shoos away the next group of strange looks and giggles. Stops when the Magic Detector starts beeping at a furious rate.* A pub eh? I have to go tell Ron!

(Camera shows the outside of Harry's apartment building and plays the first notes of Hedwig's Theme)

Harry: *arrives at Ron's door* Ron! Ron! Come out here quick!

Ron: *opens door* What is it?

Harry: I caught something on the Magic Detector just outside a pub in Times Square!

Ron: No way! Let's go! Just let me get my Magic Detector.

Hermione: Who's that Ron?

Ron: It's Harry. He found something on the Magic Detector.

Hermione: Oh really? Where was it?

Ron: Outside a pub in Times Square. Gotta go. Love you! *closes door as he runs out of the apartment with Harry.

Tom: *appears from behind a corner* There's more than one of those things? *cue laugh track*