Papi's Story

An Everyday Life with Monster Girls oneshot

By

EvilFuzzy9

Hey. Hey!

Hi.

I'm Papi. Papi's a harpy! Do you know what a harpy is?

...yup! Waaaay better than a stupid stinky snake or horse or spider or guppy~ :P

So.

I am Papi.

Wait. I think I said that already.

Suu. Suu! Hey, did I say... that thing I think I was saying... earlier?

...?

I forget.

What was I doing? Something about telling a story.

OH! Right!

HI!

My name's Papi!

Papapa~pipipi!

And Papi's a harpy! Which is waaaay better than being a smelly lamia or centaur or mermaid or spider... thingy... yay~!

So, Papi is me and also a harpy, and me-harpy lives with this really cool human guy. His name is Boss! Boss is real awesome. Papi really likes Boss! Papi wants to do *** and **** with boss and lay his eggs.

But boss doesn't want to do *** or **** with Papi. Which stinks, because Papi gets really ***** when she doesn't get her *** or her ****. That's okay, though. Because Boss is still really cool. And he's totally in love with Papi, too, so that's okay!

Also, there's Suu. Suu's pretty neat! She's all slimy and wet and suusuusuusuuuuuu, but that's cool 'cause she's a slime so Papi doesn't mind too much. And she's really good at playing Wii! Though the controller flies out of her hands a lot.

She's really slippery.

Also there's Agent Smith-san who Papi thinks has a thing for Boss but that's okay but she's just a human and she needs all the help she can get with the men. You know~?

Papi doesn't really remember the other people who live here. But that's okay! Papi's sure they're not that important. Papi's the star of this manga anyways! Papi and Boss! And Suu! And maybe Agent Smith-san!

I don't know. Papi is a super sexy bombshell harpy and she has to fight the boys off with a stick. But Boss still won't touch her!

Well, actually he touches my butt a lot. But he always says it's an accident. Why can't he ever touch Papi's butt on purpose? Papi likes having her butt touched!

Wait.

What was I doing again?

...

... ...

... ... ... ehhh. Papi's sure it wasn't anything important.

Hey! Suu! Wanna play?

A/N: What is this I don't even

I think we can all see now why I shouldn't write when I am tired.

Chapter added: 2-2-14

TTFN and R&R!

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