As a Frozen fan who loves weasels, I found it absolutely hilarious that everyone referred to Weselton as "Weaseltown," so I just had to write a short story about it. Enjoy!

Everything related to Frozen is copyrighted by Disney and Hans Christian Andersen, while the weasel OC belongs to me!

"Explain to me again why we are in Weaseltown?" Anna asked as she and her sister walked off the ship and into the streets of Weselton.

"Cause the Duke invited us; he wants to have a conversation with us that he said cannot be discussed through letters," Elsa, Anna's older sister and the Queen of Arendelle, replied. "I really don't want to, but it's probably the only way to get him to stop bugging us with constant letters."

Anna's voice sounded a little worried as she replied. "Oh, I see. What do you think he wants to talk about?"

"Trade, most likely. You have nothing to worry about." The Snow Queen was unable to believe that she had to say that last sentence; usually it was the other way around, with Anna being the one to comfort her.

The princess perked up. "Oh yeah, I forgot, he's obsessed with trading to a very unhealthy extent. But I thought we cut off trade with him?"

"We did. And I am going to reinforce that so clearly that he will see the words 'no more trade with Arendelle' whenever he even thinks about it."

Anna giggled. "Elsa, you are funny!"

Elsa pointed to herself. "Me? Funny? I think you have it the other way around, Anna. You are the funny one!"

"Haha, very funny!"

"But it's true!"

"How so?"

"By everything you do."

Anna tried to think of a counterargument. "But... uhh... Olaf is funnier!"

"Point taken," Elsa said as she unfolded her map of Weselton. "Now then, we just need to figure out how to get to the palace." She looked back and forth between the map and the actual streets, figuring out exactly where they were at the moment verses where they needed to go, and calculating the best route to get there. Anna glanced over the queen's shoulder to see what she was doing, impressed with her sister's intelligence and how she was able to figure out such things with ease. Elsa pointed to a particular street. "It's this way, follow me."

The two sisters soon arrived at the Duke's palace. It was a huge, tall, dark building, with two slightly curved halls that extended from both sides; these were obviously prison cells. In front of it was a large town square. A guard walked up to them. "Excuse me," he said. "But are you Queen Elsa and Princess Anna of Arendelle?"

Elsa bowed. "Yes, kind sir, we are."

"Great. You two wait here, I'll go let the Duke know that you've arrived."

"Thank you very much, kind sir," Elsa said as the guard left and entered the palace.

It only took a few seconds for Anna to become bored. "Hey Elsa, guess what?" she asked, smiling mischievously.

"What?" Elsa replied.

Anna adopted a semi-goofy voice. "Hello, I'm Olaf, and I like warm hugs!"

Both sisters burst into laughter. "Anna, you are too funny!"

"But it's true, he likes warm hugs! And summer; he loves summer!"

"I know, that silly Olaf!"

The guard exited the palace to find the girls giggling. "Excuse me, Queen Elsa?"

"Oh." Elsa regained her professionalism. "Yes sir."

"I was told to inform you that the Duke is running late and is not ready for the meeting. He should be ready in about thirty minutes or so. I will retrieve you when he is ready."

"OK, thank you for informing us."

"You're welcome." The guard walked off.

"Great, now we have to stand her and do absolutely nothing for the next thirty minutes!" Anna complained.

"Not so," Elsa comforted. "We can eat lunch-"

The thought of lunch excited Anna. "Yay, cause I'm starving!"

"Figures."

"You packed the sandwiches, right?"

""Yes Anna."

"Yeee!" Anna sat down on the grass and flipped open the woven basket that she carried. "Mmm, they look good!"

Elsa sat down next to Anna. "Only the best for you, my dear sister." She picked one of the sandwiches up and started to eat it. Anna did the same, but wolfed down the sandwich in the most un-princess-like manner. The Snow Queen rolled her eyes and sighed at her sister's behavior.

Anna noticed. "What? I'm hungry! And it's not like you never did this before; remember when you got back to the castle after you unfroze everything? You ate like a pig!"

"I did not eat like a pig!" Elsa protested.

"You're right, that's a huge understatement. You ate like a whale!"

"I did not!"

"Well, Kai said that he never saw anyone stuff their face as much as you did that day."

"In my defense, I was living on a mountain in the middle of the wilderness-"

"So you admit it?"

"All right, it's true," Elsa acknowledged, embarrassed from the memory. "But at least that was not in public." Anna smiled, pleased that her sister admitted that she was right. The two sisters ate their lunch, talking and giggling as they did so. By the time they were done the only thing that was left were a few berries. As they laid back on the grass, neither of them were aware of the thing that was creeping up on them.

Anna looked up at the sky. She pointed to one of the clouds. "That one looks like Olaf!"

"Yeah, sorta." Elsa pointed to a different cloud. "And that one looks like... umm... a bush..."

The princess had to cover her mouth to stop herself from bursting out into uncontrollable laughter, but it did no good. "Hahahahaha Elsa they all kinda look like bushes hahahahahahaha!"

Slightly embarrassed, the queen sighed. "Right..."

They heard the basket open, then close. Both girls quickly got up. "What was that?" Elsa asked, worried.

"I don't know." Anna slowly approached the basket, her sister following close behind. The princess knelled down and slowly opened it. Inside was a least weasel, chomping on the few berries that remained in it. Anna squealed in delight. "Awwww he is sooooo cuuuutttteeeeee!"

"Shh, don't scare her."

The weasel instantly noticed the two humans and darted to the other side of the basket. Anna peeked further back into it. "Hey, don't be scared little guy. We won't hurt you."

"Anna, don't corner her; she will bite in defense," Elsa warned.

"Oh, OK. Oh, I know what will calm her." The princess grabbed a large bread crumb that was on the ground, and held it over the basket. Slowly the weasel approached. Sitting up on her haunches, the little animal cautiously poked her head out of the basket and nibbled on the bread. She jumped and chattered in delight, then sniffed Anna's hand in hopes of finding more.

"Awwwwwww, she's happy!" Anna grabbed another crumb, and petted the weasel as she fed her.

Elsa smiled. Her sister had a way of pleasing everyone and everything. She chuckled as the weasel climbed out of the basket and up the princess' arm. Anna continued laughing in delight as the weasel jumped off of her shoulder and onto the queen's lap.

This caught Elsa by surprise, causing her to squeal and blast a small amount of snow onto the ground in front of her. This only caused Anna to laugh harder than she already was. Elsa gasped, quickly cleaning up her mess before any of the Weselton citizens noticed. "Anna, give me my gloves now; they are in the basket."

Anna was dismayed, and refused to obey. "Elsa, remember what Gerda told you? You do not wear those stupid gloves unless-"

"If you did not notice, I just had an accident and I don't want to have another one, especially not in front of the Duke who thinks I'm a..." The Snow Queen could not get herself to finish her sentence, not wanting to say that most dreaded of words.

"All right, I understand," the princess sighed. She reached into the basket, grabbed the gloves, and gave them to her sister.

"Thank you." Elsa quickly put the gloves on. She felt something on her lap, and looked down. The queen was surprised to see that the weasel was still there, as though she was completely oblivious to what just happened. "You're not scared of me? You're not scared of my powers?" she asked, confused. The weasel glanced up at Elsa unfazed, causing her to smile, happy to not be judged for her magic. The weasel sniffed around, in hopes that this other human will also have food somewhere. "You are cute," Elsa cooed as she picked up the weasel. The animal started to sniff the queen's arm. "I'm sorry, I have nothing for you!" Elsa chuckled. Not knowing what those words meant, the weasel begun to tug at Elsa's glove sleeve with her teeth. "Hey, I need that!" the Snow Queen chided.

Anna laughed. They both heard someone clearing their throat; it was the guard. "The Duke is ready," he informed.

Elsa quickly regained her dignity, placing the weasel on the ground and brushing down her dress to unwrinkle it as she stood up. "Just give us a few moments."

"All right."

The two sisters packed up and prepared to leave for the meeting. Anna gently picked up the weasel and placed her into their basket. Elsa noticed. "Anna, what are you doing? Let her go."

"Aww, but Elsa," Anna complained. "I was gonna show her to the Duke of Weaseltown!"

"And why would you want to do that?"

"Cause remember how the Duke's always saying that this is not Weaseltown?"

"Yeah."

"Well, now we can prove him wrong, we can totally prove to him that this is in fact Weaseltown, cause we found a weasel!"

Elsa giggled. "Oh yeah, I guess we can! Just be careful with her; after all, she is a living creature."

"Right, got it!"

The guard did not listen in onto the sisters' conversation, for he did not care. "Ready?" he asked, a little impatient.

"Yes sir, we are," the queen answered.

"Good. Follow me."

The queen and the princess did as they were bidden, and the guard lead them into the palace and through the main hall of the building. Light in the building was limited, thus giving it a dark and intimidating appearance. Doors and halls lead way to various rooms, two separate dungeons, and even a torture room. "This place is scary," Anna whimpered.

"I know, just keep your cool," Elsa whispered back.

"Haha, I get it. You're the Snow Queen, and snow is cool, and you said cool, haha."

"Very funny Anna."

"Hey Elsa, I still can't believe that we actually found a weasel... in Weaseltown!"

"I know, right." Both girls smiled mischievously, then giggled.

"We're here," the guard stated. The doors to the room opened, and they entered the Courtroom. It was huge, and at the other end of the room was a raised platform with the desk and a chair. The Duke was there, speaking to his body guards. He noticed the guests, and greeted them. "Ah, if it isn't Queen Elsa and Princess Anna of my ex-trading partner Arendelle. It is a pleasure to see you both again."

"And it is a pleasure to see you again, Sir," Elsa responded as she bowed. A stern glance from the queen caused Anna to bow with her. "What do I have the honor of seeing you for on this fine day?" Elsa asked.

"I would like to speak with you in the hopes of convincing you to reinstate trade with Weselton once again."

"You mean Weaseltown," Anna quietly chuckled.

But she was not quiet enough; the Duke overheard. He banged his fists onto the desk. "It's Weselton, not Weaseltown! Wes-el-ton!"

Elsa and Anna giggled. The princess nudged her sister. "Right..."

It took a few moments for the Duke to calm down, but once he did he immediately went back to business. "I do apologize for that, Your Majesty. Anyway, about trading..."

"I told you that this would be about trade," Elsa whispered to Anna. "What did you think this was going to be, my non-existent witchcraft trial or something?"

"No," Anna lied. In reality, that was exactly what she was thinking.

"Yes you did," Elsa teased, knowing that her sister was not telling the truth.

"No I didn't."

"Yes you did."

"No I didn't."

"Yes you did."

"No I didn't."

"Yes you did."

"No I didn't..."

Upon noticing that the Duke was staring at them, the two sisters stopped their playful argument. "Oh, uh, I'm so sorry, Anna distracted me," Elsa apologized.

"I noticed," the Duke said coldly. "Are you two done your little conversation?"

"Yes, Sir."

"Good. Now then, back to business. I have complied a list of reasons why we should resume trade-"

"You do realize that because of what you tried to do to me I have no intention of reinstating trade between Arendelle and Weaseltown," Elsa said matter-of-factly.

"Weselton!" The Duke yelled.

Anna giggled. "And do you have anything to say, Princess?" The Duke asked, starting to lose his temper.

"No," Anna replied. She decided that it was time. "It's just that, well, we found a weasel..."

"There are no weasels in Weaseltown-"

Elsa and Anna burst out into uncontrollable laughter. The Duke realized his mistake. "I mean Weselton! Weselton!"

"You said 'Weaseltown!' You admitted it!" Anna blurted out through tears of laughter.

"It's Weselton! And we have no weasels in Weselton!"

"Oh really?" The princess gently lifted the weasel out of the basket. "Then explain to me what this is? A wolf?"

The Duke stared at the weasel that Anna held out in front of them. "Where did you find that? Did you bring it from Arendelle?"

"Nope."

"Then where did it come from?"

"Just outside of your fancy palace here."

"That can't be. I've been here for decades and I have yet to of seen any signs of a weasel, let alone a live one."

"Well, now you have. And that's all the evidence we need to know that this is Weaseltown!"

"For the last time, it's Weselton!" The Duke sighed in frustration, and leaned back against his chair as the two sisters laughed. Then it came to him. "I know..." The deadly serious look on the Duke's face silenced the sisters. "I knew you had it all along; you used sorcery to bring that thing here!"

"No!" Anna argued. "I told you before, I am not a sorceress!"

"Then you better tell me the truth on where you got that beast!"

"I did tell the truth! I did not use sorcery to bring her here! I found her in Weaseltown-"

The Duke lost his temper. "You two better leave Weselton right now or I'll have you both arrested and tried for the crime of sorcery!"

Elsa's eyes grew wide and she started to tremble; she knew for a fact that she would be condemned, and the sentence would be a nightmare come true. And the thought that it could also happen to Anna was unbearable. "Anna, we better get out of here now!"

Anna dismissed the threat. "Phff, what's he gonna do? Burn us on the stake?" The terrified look on Elsa's face, plus the dire look on the Duke's face, pretty much answered Anna's mock question. "Oh... well then," the princess grinned sheepishly as she turned to the Duke. "We shall be on our way then. Goodbye, Duke of Weaseltown!"

Elsa and Anna bolted towards the door as they heard the Duke shouting "Weselton, not Weaseltown, Weselton!" They ran out of the palace and into the town square before stopping to catch their breathes.

Anna noticed that her sister was a little shaken from what had just happened. "Did you see the look on his face when I said 'Weaseltown?'" she asked, hoping to calm her via distraction.

After a few breathes, Elsa replied. "Yeah, I did. You sure know how to tick him off!"

"You do too!"

"True, I guess."

Anna adopted the Duke's accent as she imitated him. "Oh no, she's a sorceress! Sorcery, sorcery, sorcery!"

Elsa had to cover her mouth to stop herself from laughing out loud, but could not hide her giggles. "Haha Anna, that is so the Duke of Weaseltown!"

"It's Weselton, not Weaseltown, Weselton!"

Both sisters burst into laughter. "Are you sure, cause we found a weasel!"

"But there are no weasels in Weaseltown, so it must be the result of sorcery!"

Elsa gasped in mock horror. "Oh no, sorcery, whatever shall we do?" After a few moments the Snow Queen stopped laughing. "But Anna, on a more serious note-"

"I know, I know," the princess interrupted. "I need to let the weasel go now. I need to let it go." She playfully sang that last sentence.

"Haha, very funny. That's not what I was going to say, but yes, you do need to let her go now."

Anna held the weasel up to her eye level. "I am going to miss you, little girl." The princess released the weasel. "Goodbye weasel," both sisters waved as the weasel ran off. "So, what were you gonna say?" Anna asked after the weasel was out of sight.

"There they are!" A guard shouted as he pointed at Elsa and Anna, before the queen even got a chance to answer her sister's question.

"We better get back to the ship, and I'll tell you there. Come on, Anna." Elsa and Anna ran through the streets of Weselton, quickly losing the few guards that pursued them. Upon arriving at the port, they immediately boarded their ship, and it sailed back to Arendelle.

Just want to let everybody know that, no matter how tempting it is, you should never feed wildlife, because it is not good for them.

Transformers 0: I saw Zootopia; the Weaselton references were so funny!

dogsnoop61: If you did not like this fanfic that is perfectly fine; I understand that not everybody is into this type of story. But please do not hate on me, I really do not appreciate it (BTW I'm not dumb; far from it, actually).

UPDATE (March 2018): This story shall become the first of a series of Frozen mini-stories that I plan on writing soon!