I do not own One Piece.

I stare down at my lap, vaguely aware of the doctor still talking to me, but hear nothing of what he is saying. This can't be happen...There is no way this is happen. It has to be some messed up dream or something. There is no possible way I could be pregnant. It just wasn't possible. I am a man. Men don't just get pregnant...do they?

I jolt slightly, feeling a hand lay on my shoulder. "Are you alright, Usopp?" the doctor asks in concern. I nod my head slightly before plastering on a fake smile.

"I'm fine...Just a little shocked...and confused." I reply looking back down at my lap. "I just can't wrap my head around it."

"That is understandable. But this isn't as uncommon as you seem to think, Usopp. I have seen many cases of male pregnancies...If you want, I can recommend some books for you. They will help you understand everything...if you decide to keep it." he replies, smile encouragingly at me.

"Thanks...that would be great." I reply instantly...Even though I am confused and a little scared, there is no way I would even think about killing them. It isn't their fault that I am in such a crap situation.

After getting the list from the doctor and promising to stop in again before we set sail, in a weeks time, I leave the hospital hoping that no one from the crew saw me. Looking around slightly, I make my way to the bookstore, knowing that Robin had gone clothes shopping with Nami and that Chopper was guarding the ship with Franky...and knowing that no one else in the crew was likely to go into a bookstore.

Making my way to the pregnancy section, I quickly grab the recommended books and head to the counter, too embarrassed to even look at the cashier. Who, thankfully, said nothing about the books. I stash the books into my bag and hastily leave the shop. Letting out a slight sigh, I begin making my way to the other shops, knowing that the crew would be suspicious if I didn't buy anything, seeing as I am compulsive buyer.

I happily begin browsing the many shops lining the streets, pushing everything that has happened this morning to the back of my mind. I have always enjoyed looking at all of the different things each island had. I ended up buying a few ingredients for my ammo, as well as some new drawing supplies.

After checking out all of the shops, I make my way through the forest to where we had docked Sunny. We all decided that it was best to stay on the ship, instead of getting a room at the inn. Though this island seems peaceful enough, the locals had said that one of the nearby islands has a large Marine base on it. So, we aren't taking any chances.

Boarding Sunny, I greet Chopper and Franky, Before making my way below deck, heading for my workshop where I can think in peace. Setting down my shopping bags, I walk towards one of my, many, unfinished projects, so that if someone came in, it would just look like I was messing around with something and sat down.

I don't know what I am going to do. It's not like I could just tell everyone. That would just lead to questions...questions that I wouldn't be able to answer...and Sanji...oh god, Sanji is going to be so mad when I tell him. He...he might even demand I get rid them. I don't know what I would do if that happens. I know he really doesn't want anyone to find out about us. Which I understand, everyone thinks he is a ladies man and he is afraid for them to find out any differently...It might also be the fact that I am the one he is with. It would probably be different if he was with some strong, good looking man, and not someone like me.

I know he says he loves me, but it wouldn't be the first time someone claimed to love me just to get what they wanted...But I know for a fact I love him, so I guess it doesn't really matter. I was happy with the little bit of time I had with him.

I cannot tell the crew about this. There is no way you can raise a baby on a pirate crew, especially one as small and crazy as this one. But there is no way I would ever be able to kill them...So, that really only left one option. I'll have to leave the crew. I'll have to time it so that no one would see me leave, which may prove to be a little difficult. But, I have no other options.