One day Sherlock was sitting in his flat with John and he saus to john Watsone "I am bored joh what do u wanma do?

John say "no homo" and he comtinued to read the book he was reading

Sherlock suddenly jumped up form his chair and he shouted "suddenly it is 7 pm" and it was 7 pm

He quickly ran out of the flat and he went doen to the nearbye 7-11 and h e bought the first donut he swa while walking in and he saw microft there too because he was cheating on his diet and was getting a big gulp and like 70 twixxlers

"what r u doing here you loser" said shirlco confidently

"none of your beeswax you absolute walnut"

Sherlock jumped back a little at the snide remark "that was rude a little"

Then Mycroft looked at whis watch and said "it's time for my show, I gtg you white crayon"

Sherlock couldn't believe his ears as Mycroft left the store without paying fr his stuff but he was of the government so the cashier really chouldnt do anything about it

Sherlock payd for his whatever he bounhtt and ate it as he walked home thinking about what his brother has said to him

He opened the door to the flat when he got there. "John Im ack

'did you get the milk

"sometimes no one is perfert the dumb, how come you always evxpent so much o me, I cant remember to fo things all the time. You didn't even tell me in advance before I left"

"you left?

"y don't you ever pay attention to meeee"

Saherlock leaned on Johns face and john had to put down his book

Im sorry sherdizzle but I'm bizzle wit my book, yo"

Sherlock got angry because he hates it when John starts dowing is Snoop dog impression

"John stop that"

I name is jozzle you weenus"

Everyone was really mean to Sherlock today and Sherlock was really sad about it

Can you go buy that milk johnI need milk

I need milk right now"

Sherlock didn't actually need the milk he just wanted john to leave

"I'm sorry Sherlock, but I need to take a shizzle first and he whent t o the bathroom

"Sherlook went to the kitched and opened the fridge, inside was a head 3 fingernaisk and a few leftover boxes of spaghetti

Sherlock closed the fridge and sighed. "it's a good thing I literally never eat"

Sherlock then went up the the roof tho photosynthasis a little bit

Then John left so sherlokc could start the plan

He laughed evilly, then he unzipped his entire self and he was moriary!