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Disclaimer:

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Yu-Gi-Oh

VirtualPets

Pinky and the Brain

Loony Toons

Star Trek

Go Fish

Chapter 1

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Silverwane: Hey guys, I've got a surprise for you all!

Characters: What?

Silverwane: A little test....VirtualPets! dangles key chains in front of their faces

Yugi: Hey cool!

Yami: Oh no

Kaiba: Is this some new duel monsters thing?

Pegasus: It is a new millennium item or something?

Silverwane: Thank you for volunteering, Kaiba! Pegasus!

Kaiba/Pegasus: What?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Silverwane:  *gives Kaiba a blue dragon VirtualPet and Pegasus a black rabbit one* Now, you have to stay in there for 12 hours with those things!

Kaiba: *moan* Where?

Silverwane: *shoves them in the broom closet with Virtual Pets and locks the door*

Broom closet. Now, anyone know anything that can pass the time while we wait?

Joey: We could go to the donut shop

Silverwane: Anyone else?

Joey: HEY!

Malik: We could play 'Chase-Yami-With-Motorcycle'!

Yami: O.O Um...er...Mind crush! *misses and hits potted plant*

Malik: Hah! You missed! *starts motorcycle*

Yami Bakura: I've got a better idea! I could recite some poetry!

Silverwane: Um, yeah, let's do that! Stop the motorcycle, Malik.

Malik: But! But! But!

Yami: I would prefer not to have to be hanging from the chandelier to avoid him, Yugi

Yugi: Hold on tight!

Silverwane: Oh dear....well, Yami Bakura...go ahead with your poetry

Yami Bakura: Okay....Roses are red....violets are blue....my socks stink...and Yami does too!

Joey: Yes you do, Yami Bakura!

Yami Bakura: Yes he does, doesn't he, Whee – waaaaait a minute!

Tristan: He fell for it! *Joey and Tristan high-five*

Silverwane: *sigh* You boys are crazy. Since we have had no better suggestions, why don't we go to the donut shop and see how many Joey can eat before he explodes?

Joey: YEAH!

All other characters: *groan*

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Six hours later.....

Silverwane: Joey, please. Don't eat anymore

Joey: SUGAR, SUGAR, SUGAR! *dives into another and icing splatters everywhere*

Mai: Ugh, he got his cooties on my clothing!

Yami Bakura: WHEELER COOTIES!!!! AAAAAAAAAUGH! *runs*

Silverwane: Oh sheesh....and I thought that you would have to be a girl to get HIS cooties...um, why don't we check back on Kaiba and Pegasus?

Joey: MUST....EAT....DONUTS

Malik: Can we leave him here?

Silverwane: I would, but I don't think he should be alone without supervision

Malik: Please can we leave him here?!

Silverwane: Malik, shut up or I'll get Yami to kick your behind at dueling

Malik: Pah, I'll beat him!

Yami: I would duel him, except I'm a bit occup- mmph!

Yugi: *stuffing donuts in Yami's mouth* Aaaaaaand it's a world record by Yami! One hundred donuts in an hour!

Silverwane: I think Joey's beaten that...he's on his thousandth this hour! Can we please go back to Kaiba and Pegasus before I go insane?!

Joey: Ugh....I'm full...can we go back now?

Silverwane: You must be deaf

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At the VirtualPet testing building.....

Pegasus: I CAN'T GET THIS STUPID THING TO STOP BEEPING! AAAAGH!

Kaiba: Hey cool! The first handheld holographic card displayer!

Pegasus: IDIOT, WHO CARES?!

Silverwane: Hellooooooo boys....having fun?

Kaiba: Yes!

Pegasus: NOOOOOO, GET ME OUT OF HERE!!

Silverwane: 6 hours left, Pegasus. Hey, Kaiba, did it occur to you that your VirtualPet was low on batteries?

Kaiba: HEY, NO FAIR!! NOOOOOO, MY CREATION RAN OUT OF POWER!!! HOW IS IT POSSIBLE?!?!?!

Silverwane: I think Kaiba has no knowledge of the term "dead batteries".

Kaiba: *sniff* But I hooked it up to a power source and everything!

Silverwane: -_- So THAT explains why the power went out across half the city.

Malik: But I wanted to duel Yami!!! *bawls*

Yami: We could still do it the old way

Malik: NO WAY, PORCUPINE HEAD!

Yami: Or we could play a game of 'Let's-see-who-can-find-the-Last-Oreo-in-the-Building'. Your choice

Malik: Fine! *races off*

Tristan: You must have forgotten that you ate all the Oreos

Yami: I didn't forget

Silverwane: *sigh*

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The 12 hours are up....

Silverwane: Alright boys, how did you like them?

Pegasus: I...HATE....VIRTUALPETS.....

Kaiba: WAAAAAAH, MY POWER RAN OUT!!!

Tristan: Stop bawling, the readers want to see people getting tortured by these things!

Silverwane: Thank you for volunteering to be the next person, Tristan.

Tristan: Wha?!?!

Silverwane: *handing him a brown one with a kitten* Have fun! *shoves him in the closet*

Tristan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I HATE KITTENS! Hey, cool, it makes a loud beeping noise! *the VirtualPet beeps* AGH, NOT IN MY EAR YOU STUPID THING!

Silverwane: Okay, anyone have anything else to pass the time?

Joey: Pizza shop?

Silverwane: NO.

Yami Bakura: More poems?

Silverwane: NO!

Malik: I'd like some poems

Marik: Me too!

Yami Bakura: Okay, here, chant this...*whispers to other two and they run off laughing*

Silverwane: Those three....

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An hour later.....

Malik/Marik/Yami Bakura: We love eeeeeeevil! We love eeeeeeeeeeevil! Die, Yami! Die, Yami!

Silverwane: That's not a poem

Marik: I know. But it still is fun!

Pegasus: Hey, you didn't include ME!

Malik: Join in then

Joey: YAAAH, the flying pizzas of DEATH!!! *throws pizzas at the four evil guys*

Malik/Marik/Yami Bakura/Pegasus: We love eeeeeeeeee- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *get hit by the pizzas*

Joey: Aaaaaaaaand Wheeler hits his mark! It's a quadruple hit! Go, Wheeler, he's the man! Yeah! Who's da man? You da man, Joey!

Silverwane: Okay, you're scaring me now

Yami Bakura: GET....OFF....OF....ME!

Pegasus: Well sorry! I can't move!

Marik: I'm sticking to the wall!

Malik: I'm sticking to the ceiling!

Silverwane: And let's hope it stays that way

Yugi: Cool, hey Yami, let's torture Malik....with feathers! *tickles Malik with feather*

Malik: AAAAAAGH NO! I won't laugh....I won't laugh! I won- HA, HA, HA, HA, HA! STOP IT YOU FOOL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yami: I'd prefer to spike him on my hair

Silverwane: Um, it's not THAT sharp....is it?

Yami: No. But it would be fun.

Malik: GAAAAAAAAAAH STOP IT OR I'LL SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *faints from lack of air*

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12 hours later....

Silverwane: Okay, you can stop tickling them now and let's check on Tristan...*opens door* Oh dear, he fell asleep...That was a let-down.

Tristan: Hmmph? Oh, hello, you

Silverwane: C'mon out. Next up: Malik, Marik, Yami Bakura, and Pegasus!

The four: *moan*

Pegasus: *sniff sniff* But I already did it!

Silverwane: Tough. In the closet! *hands Marik a tadpole, Yami Bakura a turtle, and Pegasus a chicken, and Malik a slime mold VirtualPet, then herds them into the closet* Just to tell you, I chose them all specially for how I think of each one of you!

Joey: Now can we please go to the pizza shop-

Silverwane: No! For the last time!

Joey: Can we at least go to a restaurant?

Silverwane: No! But you can check out the pantry

Joey: YAY, THANKS! *runs off*

Yami: Somehow I think you will be out of Girl Scout cookies when he's done with them

Silverwane: I don't mind. I hate Trefoils. Though I know Marik likes them....

Marik: *a muffled sob* You're feeding my Trefoils to that Wheeler dog?!?! WAAAAAAAAAH!

Yami: True. Hey, Joey, make sure to eat every single one!

Joey: I'm way ahead of you, man

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Five hours later.........

Silverwane: Gee, it's too quiet in that room...No screams or anything....I'll peek through this trusty little removable grating...

Yami Bakura: Wha ha! My VirtualPet can beep "Take over the world!" Can yours do that, Marik?

Marik: How can it beep that? After all, I don't understand this code thing with beeping....

Malik: You are so pathetic, Marik. You want to claim the Pharaoh's power, but yet you cannot understand this simple code of the VirtualPet beeping? My slime mold can beep lots of things, "Malik is the BEST" is one of them

Marik: Hmmph. It might help if you let me have the screwdriver to get at the computer chips....

Pegasus: Never! Yes, my little chicken, beep "We will jump on Yugi's head and bury him with the compost! And then restore Cecilia after!"

Slime Mold: *series of beeps*

Malik: Oooo, sometimes I envy you, Pegasus....SOMETIMES *snickers and whispers to Yami Bakura* It actually said "We will trip Pegasus and howl at the moon. And then kill the dork ball after."

Pegasus: I heaaaaaaaard that! Did you change the code again?!?

Malik: No

Pegasus: *grumble*

Marik: YAAAH! *grabs screwdriver*

Malik: Ah let Marik have the screwdriver, dork ball *snicker*

Pegasus: I HATE YOU! *programs VirtualPet* Alright, my little chicken, say "Malik stinks like Yami Bakura's socks!"

Yami Bakura: VERY funny. Turtle, say "Kill Yami!"

Malik: Slime mold, say "Kill Yami!"

Marik: Tadpole, say "Kill Yami!"

Pegasus: Chicken, say "Kill Malik!"

Malik: Gee, thanks, Pegasus for ruining the mood. Hmm...Are you sure it didn't say "Kill Pegasus?"

Pegasus: O.O GET ME OUTTA HERE!

Silverwane: I don't know whether to laugh or to pulverize them

Yami: I don't care either way. All I know is that Yugi is begging me to volunteer to be next with him.

Silverwane: You will? Oh, that's so nice of you, Yami! I'll pick them out before hand!

Yami: *groan*

How will the evil four handle the Virtual Pets? What will happen with Yami and Yugi? And…. What new insanity will come next?

To be continued…