Author's Note: I dislike Julie with a fiery burning passion, because she is very unnecessary.

Julie was walking back from a tennis match she had just lost. She was a disgrace to her team and her country. Julie was very sad, and started to talk to Ship. Ship is an alien/dog type of thing.

"Ship, what am I to do?" asked Julie.

Ship did not reply. HE CAN'T TALK! What did you think would happen, he would start randomly talking? You make me sad.

"Maybe I should see Ben. I think he likes me." said Julie.

Julie started to run to Ben's house. While running, someone threw a tomato at her face. Then, it poured. Julie's mascara started to run down her face. She finally reached Ben, who was holding a smiley face umbrella.

Julie smiled. "Is that umbrella for me Ben?"

Ben stared at her. "No."

Julie was shocked. "Why not?"

"You are a disgrace and very unnecessary. I never loved you or anything." said Ben.

Julie started to cry. "But -Ben." She said between sobs. "I- thought -you –were- nice."

Ben sighed. How was he to ever get rid of this dreadful girl?

"Listen Julie, I know I am nice, but nobody likes you. I don't like you. OH MY HEAVENS! SHIP!" cried Ben.

Julie turned around. Ship was paralyzed in the middle of the highway. Far off in the horizon, there was an eighteen-wheeler truck approaching.

"Julie! Save Ship!" cried Ben.

Julie looked back at Ben. "So you do care about our relationship!"

Ben glared at Julie. "He owes me twenty dollars. Here take the umbrella."

Julie ran for her life to the highway. She grabbed Ship and threw him on the other side of the road near Ben. She came face to face with the tire and thought she was dead. At the last second, she somersaulted towards Ben and Ship and was still holding the umbrella. Julie started to tear up and smile.

"Are you proud of me Ben?" asked Julie.

"No." Ben turned towards Ship. "Now give me the money."

Ship reluctantly handed over the money. Ben, very satisfied, pulled out a gun and shot Ship. Ship's body began to ooze green liquid. Ben held the gun in front of Julie's face and put his finger on the trigger. Julie held the umbrella's handle very tightly and started to whimper. Ben giggled and put the gun down.

"Made you flinch!" said Ben.

Julie let out a sigh. Then, lightning struck her umbrella and she got electrocuted. She died. (YAY!)

Ben looked at Julie, dead on the ground.

"Well that worked out fantastically."

AUTHOR'S NOTE: YAY!!!! Julie's dead!!!!!! The power of Snull is almost as strong as raspberry mousse yogurt.