"Oh Edmund! Hand me that sword! I'll defeat Caspian for you! After all, I did train in sword fighting since I was 10, and my father was the best swordsmen in Narnia," The girl took the sword from Edmund and started fighting Reepicheep. Edeline sighed as she watched her cousin Mary Sue fight Caspian. Edeline and Mary Sue were abaord the Dawn Treader, due to Royal connections. And When Mary Sue met Edmund...well...what else can I say? She went Mary Sue on them.
"So, is Mary Sue always like this?" Edmund asked. "Pretty much," Edeline sighed. Lucy joined their side. "Do you know how to cook, Edeline? I'm starving, we haven't ate breakfast yet." Lucy said. "Me? The best I can do is toast," She said.
"What about Mary Sue? What can she cook?" edmund asked. Edeline snorted. "What can't she cook?"
"So, she's a good chef?" Lucy asked. "She's good at everything! Trust me," Edeline then rolled her eyes at the last bit. "Yeah, I see that," Reepicheep then joined them. "Can we throw her back? I wanted to do that the minute you two aboarded the ship. Not you, though. Your fine for now." Reepicheep smiled at the last bit. "For now," Edmund repeated with a smirk. Edeline rolled her eyes. "Look, I better get back to mopping the deck, see you guys around," She went back and did her chore.
"What? You actually beat me, King! Well...why don't we talk over it...on a date?" Mary Sue took Caspian by the arm and batted her eyelashes.
Edmund walked over to his sword and started polishing it. Eustace then came along. "I say, cousin, why are you spending so much time on that thing?"
Edmund had a smirk. "I might need it when Mary Sue tries to kiss me again,"
Eustace sat down with him. "I'm confused at why she's all over you and Caspian, but not me."
Edmund rolled his eyes. "Oh, yes, that will remain a mystery."
Edeline joined them. "I would really really love to give Mary Sue a taste of her own medicine." She said watching her cousin give King Caspian kissy faces.
Edmund lit up. "That might not be a bad idea, you know!"
Eustace looked at them as though they were crazy. "Oh? And how are we to do that?"
Edeline spotted Lucy not too far away from them. "Lucy! Lu, over here!" She waved her over. Lucy walked towards them. "Yes?"
Edeline smiled. "We have an idea,"
"Ok, you know what to do?" Lucy whispered to them. "Yep, you girls are Mary Sues, and we're Larry Stu's." Edmund said. What they had done was go into Mary Sue's closet, and put on her best dresses and jewels. The boys dressed in the best suits. "Ok, let's go,"
They walked out onto the deck, the girl's hair curled and the boys' gelled. "We baked a fresh cheesecake," Lucy announced holding up a huge fancy cheesecake.
Mary Sue's eyes looked away from Caspian to them. She stood up quickly. "Hey! Why are Lucy and Edeline wearing my things?" She shreiked. "Who is this Lucy and Edeline you speak of? We're Mary Sue's." Lucy said sweetly. "And we're Laqrry Stu's!" Eustace added. "Yup, and we made this cheesecake for everyone to enjoy, afterall, my father was the most famous chef in the world." Edmund said smilling brightly.
"What? That's impossible! Your all crazy!" Mary Sue whailed. Edeline smirked. "All we wanted to do is be perfect, just like you!"
Mary Sue's face grew red. "You know what? I'm outta here! I'm late for a Justin Bieber Fanfiction, anyways." And with the snap of her fingers, she was gone.
And after that, everyone got dressed back into their own clothes, acted their own ways, and continued their voyage, with no Mary Sue's.
End