This is in honour of Wallace and Gromit's birthday!
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Plasticine
The First (of many) Tasks
Harry Potter had just entered his twenty eighth year of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizandry. He was best friends with Rose and Hugo Weasley.
One day, Dumbledore's ghost emerged from the wall at dinner time.
'HARRY POTTER!'
'What?'
'You have been selected to take part in the… er…. I can't remember! DAMN! Hang on! This is ruining my style. I have to go back and start again! CUT! CUT!'
Dumbledore came back.
'HARRY POTTER!'
'What?'
'You have been selected to take part in the Triwizard Tour – no, wait! That's wrong! My reputation is ruined!!!'
Dumbledore tried again.
'HARRY POTTER!'
'What?'
'Your name has been selected from the Goblet of Plasticine. You must now battle ten foot tall Wallace and Gromit models! You will die! Good luck!' Dumbledore danced the happy dance because I had learnt his lines.
'What the hell?' asked Harry. 'Rose, this is the last time I will see you. There is something I must tell you!'
Rose thought that he was about to declare his love for her.
'I clipped my toenails on your bed and didn't get rid of them. I hope you don't mind! Hugo, I LOVE YOU!'
Harry and Hugo embraced, and Hugo responded with projectile vomit.
'Sorry, I think I found one of your toenails in my roast beef!'
'Oh, yeah! Sorry. My bad. I really need to perfect my aim! But now, I must be off! Alas, I will be defeated by the evil Plasticiney-mort! Goodbye Hogwarts!'
Harry proceeded to the stadium where there were hundreds upon hundreds of empty spectators' seats.
'Good thing I made this banner for myself!' exclaimed Harry, brandishing an 'I LOVE HARRY' banner above his head!
Then he realised something awful!
'I have no weapons! OH NO! What shall I pick? The wand? The sword from my second year? Oh, I know! ACCIO RUBBER BLOW UP HAMMER!'
A rubber blow up hammer flew through the air and Harry caught it.
'I'm ready! Bring it on Wallace and Gromit!'
A ten foot tall Wallace model's foot stamped on him and he was no more.
Sadly for you, there is more to come!