AN: Hai everone. Dis is a stroy dat ive been sceming for yearz. It is writen on notpad, so plz excus any of da speling mistaks dat u might see. U shuld know wen reading it dat it cums frum my heart, and sumtimes, da chapts are based of of dreemz i have sumtimes. I will not elabarote on dose cuz dat wuld b a spoilerz lolz! Anywayz, i hop u ejnoy it.
Da purpple petalz fell frum da sky lik a steddy strame. It wuz rlly prety. I fassinatedly loked at dem, and den i rote it down in my jurnald. sudenly, mah mum poundd on da dor.
"MAY, PLZ CUM DOWN 4 BRUFFUST. BRUFFUST IS DA MOST IMPORTED MEEL OF DA DAY!" She shotted rlly lodly. Den I herd anodder voce frum outsid da door. it wuz a gest.
"MAY, DIS IS URGENT." it wuz da voeic of ma bffl Sparkel. Why wuz she her? I putted on a few clothz, and wuz about 2 go donstarz, when sudenly, a pag feled out of mah jurnal.
I am Maylene Super'Star Blitzz Morbid Zazzugly, and dis is mah jurnel. I wil b riteng lotz of stuf here. dat includz mah most iner thots. lik abot my bf. moar on dis l8r.
Da paige red. i had rotten it wen i wuz sex yerz old. lol i culd alwaz rite and reda. i wuz wat dey cald a gifeted gurl, and i stell am at da ag uf elveven. sumtimz i can us magical powrz dat r rely cul. lik 4 exmpl, i usd magec and kelled ma dad on accedent lol! anoder time, i mad a boi cum and rip mah clothz off on acedent. i had hem sooed. i got al of da muny 4 mah manson frum sooing hem. he wuz loadid. and den i had SEX wiff him 2 mak it al better. anywayz, i went donstarz afta my wok don memury rod.
"May, dis brukfuzt is in ur honar." Sparkul sed rly entusaztecly.
"Ya, uv dun a rely gud job." mah mum said prodly. We 8 da rlly goud bruffast, and den i wuz funn.
"so wut did i do dis tim, so dat o gut a brufust." i sed snuggly.
"U HAV BEN ASCEPTED IN2 HOGWATTZ. CONGRANULATONS." Dey shcrounted in unizzon. i culdnt beleve it. i wuz so fukin happy. dis ment dat i culd feanalee met da famus dubbadoar.
AN: WUZ IT GUD. PLZ TEL MEH IN DA REVOIWZ. PLZ.