Toilet Troubles
By Kiwi05 and Pineapple Princess
Please read our other fanfics.and ones under the name CherryKiwi.because
Kiwi said so.
Chapter 1: please, review constructively.we don't care if you don't like it. We don't want flames. It just shows how stupid and childish people can be that they can't state what's wrong simply. Any flames will be used as toilet seat warmers.
Disclaimer: We don't own lord of the rings or anything associated with it. We own a toilet.and we own ourselves.we think.
One day Eowyn was walking along in Lothlorien and happened upon Galadriel's magic mirror.
"Mirror, mirror, on the.rock thingy? Um, Who is the fairest of them all?" The mirror did nothing.
"Stupid mirror!!" At this outrage, Eowyn, consumed in anger, punched the mirror. She got very annoyed, noticing how she splashed herself with the water.
"Hey that's my mirror!" Galadriel screamed as she ran over to Eowyn. "What do you think you're doing?!"
"I was asking it something."
"You stupid girl. Everyone knows not to touch my mirror! For doing this, you will suffer much! You will live on forever as a.TOILET! Muaahahahahahahahaa!"
Suddenly, in a swirl of lights, wind and computer graphics, Eowyn transformed into a toilet. Oddly, the flusher was gold. This was its distinguishing mark, seeing as how all other toilets have silver flushers. The only way this could be explained would be that, perhaps, her golden locks had created this strange occurrence. Eowyn was horrified! How could she live? This was horrible. Galadriel suddenly thought of a problem. Everyone would wonder why the heck she had a toilet by her mirror. *snickers heard in the background and a reference made to Galadriel's royal throne.* To solve the problem, Galadriel attempted to pick up the toilet and drag it to the public bathroom. *thud*
"Gosh you are so heavy Eowyn. Have you ever thought about going on a diet?"
"Flushhhhhhhhhh." Eowyn attempted to respond but all she could do was flush.
"I thought so." Galadriel, wondering what to do with the toilet now since she could not lift it, thought of a plan. She decided upon just leaving the toilet by her mirror. After all, it would be a convenient spot for it. She then made a leafy screen to put around it. If no one was using it, the screen would remain open. If in use, the screen would be closed. Of course, Galadriel momentarily forgot that, yes indeed, the toilet was Eowyn. *sigh, blondes.* (note: Kiwi is a blonde.so no offense to any other blondes.blonde and proud of it!)
With the toilet left behind with the leafy curtain left open, Galadriel walked away. Soon, as chance would have it, Elrond walked towards the mirror hoping to find Galadriel. Coming to his surprise, he saw the toilet with the leafy curtain, left open. "Oh my! There's a toilet in here! I was hoping to find Galadriel, but I suppose this is the next best thing. That was a long travel and I do need a bathroom break!" Said Elrond, proceeded into the leafy curtained area. He made sure he had the leafy curtain closed and locked, using the little hook Galadriel had added for safety. "OH MY GOSH NO!" gasped, or rather flushed, Eowyn the toilet. Elrond looked taken aback for a second at the display of a toilet flushing on its own but he decided that it really didn't matter much anyway and that it was probably just one of Galadriel's added features and he proceeded to use Eowyn. Elrond sat down on the toilet and tried to look for a magazine or something to read.
"WHY ME?! WHY ME?!" Eowyn thought. "This is horrible torture!!!" Poor Eowyn. She was horrified. There was nothing she could do. After about 15 minutes that we will not describe because we don't want to, and because it is a family friendly fic, Elrond got off the toilet and placed his magazine back in a little basket, where he had found it. "Thank goodness that's over!" Eowyn flushed. Elrond proceeded to exit the area and left the curtain opened. Eowyn was trying to figure out what to do since she was so bored. "Being a toilet is not fun at all." She thought. But, suddenly, her mind changed. Just a bit. She noticed Aragorn walking into the area and towards her. "Oh my gosh! Do I look OK?" she asked herself before she realized she was still a toilet and that he would never recognize her. "Would you look at that!" Aragorn exclaimed! "It's a toilet! Wow! And it has a golden handle too!" Aragorn stood in the doorway of the leafy toilet chamber. *Bad Eowyn, very bad Eowyn!!* Eowyn began feeling excited! She was going to feel Aragorn's manly buns of steel against her fair, soft...um...porcelain. Aragorn walked to the mirror and began to wash his hands. "Galadriel will kill him if she finds out!" Eowyn flushed. Aragorn walked back to the toilet again. *Bad bad Eowyn!!!!*
Chapter 1: please, review constructively.we don't care if you don't like it. We don't want flames. It just shows how stupid and childish people can be that they can't state what's wrong simply. Any flames will be used as toilet seat warmers.
Disclaimer: We don't own lord of the rings or anything associated with it. We own a toilet.and we own ourselves.we think.
One day Eowyn was walking along in Lothlorien and happened upon Galadriel's magic mirror.
"Mirror, mirror, on the.rock thingy? Um, Who is the fairest of them all?" The mirror did nothing.
"Stupid mirror!!" At this outrage, Eowyn, consumed in anger, punched the mirror. She got very annoyed, noticing how she splashed herself with the water.
"Hey that's my mirror!" Galadriel screamed as she ran over to Eowyn. "What do you think you're doing?!"
"I was asking it something."
"You stupid girl. Everyone knows not to touch my mirror! For doing this, you will suffer much! You will live on forever as a.TOILET! Muaahahahahahahahaa!"
Suddenly, in a swirl of lights, wind and computer graphics, Eowyn transformed into a toilet. Oddly, the flusher was gold. This was its distinguishing mark, seeing as how all other toilets have silver flushers. The only way this could be explained would be that, perhaps, her golden locks had created this strange occurrence. Eowyn was horrified! How could she live? This was horrible. Galadriel suddenly thought of a problem. Everyone would wonder why the heck she had a toilet by her mirror. *snickers heard in the background and a reference made to Galadriel's royal throne.* To solve the problem, Galadriel attempted to pick up the toilet and drag it to the public bathroom. *thud*
"Gosh you are so heavy Eowyn. Have you ever thought about going on a diet?"
"Flushhhhhhhhhh." Eowyn attempted to respond but all she could do was flush.
"I thought so." Galadriel, wondering what to do with the toilet now since she could not lift it, thought of a plan. She decided upon just leaving the toilet by her mirror. After all, it would be a convenient spot for it. She then made a leafy screen to put around it. If no one was using it, the screen would remain open. If in use, the screen would be closed. Of course, Galadriel momentarily forgot that, yes indeed, the toilet was Eowyn. *sigh, blondes.* (note: Kiwi is a blonde.so no offense to any other blondes.blonde and proud of it!)
With the toilet left behind with the leafy curtain left open, Galadriel walked away. Soon, as chance would have it, Elrond walked towards the mirror hoping to find Galadriel. Coming to his surprise, he saw the toilet with the leafy curtain, left open. "Oh my! There's a toilet in here! I was hoping to find Galadriel, but I suppose this is the next best thing. That was a long travel and I do need a bathroom break!" Said Elrond, proceeded into the leafy curtained area. He made sure he had the leafy curtain closed and locked, using the little hook Galadriel had added for safety. "OH MY GOSH NO!" gasped, or rather flushed, Eowyn the toilet. Elrond looked taken aback for a second at the display of a toilet flushing on its own but he decided that it really didn't matter much anyway and that it was probably just one of Galadriel's added features and he proceeded to use Eowyn. Elrond sat down on the toilet and tried to look for a magazine or something to read.
"WHY ME?! WHY ME?!" Eowyn thought. "This is horrible torture!!!" Poor Eowyn. She was horrified. There was nothing she could do. After about 15 minutes that we will not describe because we don't want to, and because it is a family friendly fic, Elrond got off the toilet and placed his magazine back in a little basket, where he had found it. "Thank goodness that's over!" Eowyn flushed. Elrond proceeded to exit the area and left the curtain opened. Eowyn was trying to figure out what to do since she was so bored. "Being a toilet is not fun at all." She thought. But, suddenly, her mind changed. Just a bit. She noticed Aragorn walking into the area and towards her. "Oh my gosh! Do I look OK?" she asked herself before she realized she was still a toilet and that he would never recognize her. "Would you look at that!" Aragorn exclaimed! "It's a toilet! Wow! And it has a golden handle too!" Aragorn stood in the doorway of the leafy toilet chamber. *Bad Eowyn, very bad Eowyn!!* Eowyn began feeling excited! She was going to feel Aragorn's manly buns of steel against her fair, soft...um...porcelain. Aragorn walked to the mirror and began to wash his hands. "Galadriel will kill him if she finds out!" Eowyn flushed. Aragorn walked back to the toilet again. *Bad bad Eowyn!!!!*