ferdy: uh pardon me boys
random pelican: uh huh
ferdy: did you see that thing that fat featherless flying thing
pelican: yup
ferdy: any idea where it's headed
pelican: follow us
ferdy: good (starts scatting randomly)
(cue dramatic music during the babe going along the baggage belt)
(random man grabs him)
sniffer sniffs around him
man: hey you pooch get outta here
a few hours later
man arrives at home
man: honey I'm home
wife: how'd your trip go?
man: excellent and i brought us a little something to slaughter and eat
wife: what is it?
man: a large white pig with nice plump haunches
so the couple killed babe and ate him stay tuned for the second alternate ending