Chapter 1
"I'm not taking my shirt off in front of the boys!" Rachel said crossing her arms in a slight huff, "well it's either that or you let someone feel your boobs" Puck countered with a huge grin on his face. Rachel considered her options pondering over the repercussions of each of them, "fine" she replied "but it has to be one of the girls, " Pucks grin faltered momentarily then grew wider as he responded "agreed but I decide who it will be" he paused for a few seconds glancing round at the girls pretending to be making a decision when in reality it was always going to be Santana. "Santana" Puck announced and Rachel's heart sunk, of all people it had to be Santana, the girl who on a daily basis invented new insults to throw at her. Santana stood with her token smirk on her face as Rachel refused to look at her "come on Berry, don't be a diva about it, s'bout time I see that treasure trail you've been hiding" Santana laughed as the smaller girl attempted to glare at her but secretly she thought it was cute and was rather looking forward to this. Rachel slowly stood and began heading towards the bathroom with the Latina in tow, Puck was the first to argue "hold it right there Jewbabe! How will we know you did it if we don't see it!?" "Noah, I've already explained that I will not remove my shirt in front of the boys so I certainly will not be doing it for you to witness as that would defeat the object in the first place, secondly as I'm sure you well know there is no way Santana would let me get away with lying about it which is probably one of the reasons you decided on it being her, so with that said lets get it over and done with" she took one last glance at Santana & headed off into the bathroom leaving everyone sat speechless staring after them at the divas ridiculously long rant and lack of breath taken within it. Santana closed the bathroom door after her and locked it, she suddenly felt a little nervous however she wouldn't let Rachel know this was the case, as she turned to face the smaller girl her nervousness faded away as Rachel stood there looking awkwardly at the floor and shuffling her feet. The taller girl cleared her throat grabbing Rachel's attention, they stared at each other for a minute before the diva spoke "Santana, I'm sure that this is going to be a big joke for you to make fun of me and laugh at my expense and generally make my life miserable..." "Can it Berry" Santana interrupted putting an immediate halt to the divas rambling, "less talking more doing I haven't got all day now hurry up and get that fucking ugly shirt off!" Rachel's eyes widened owlishly as the Latinas outburst and she slowly started to remove her shirt not daring to look at Santana.