A/N: Hahahaha…I remember I wrote this! This is a little advertisement for ECT back from when my N2N obsession first started…Please review!
Disclaimer:
I do not own Next to Normal…and I can't think of any more creative disclaimers so this one is boring…
Dr. Madden: Are feeling depressed? Anxious? Even crazy at times?
Diana: Yes.
Dr. Madden: Are you hallucinating about dead people?
Diana: I see dead people….
Dr. Madden: Then ECT might be for you!
Diana: What's that?
Dr. Madden: Electroconvulsive Therapy!
Diana: Wait. What does it do?
Dr. Madden: Well, we shock you till you're better.
Diana: NO!!!! WHY MUST THE GOOD DIE YOUNG?!?!?
Dan: Hmm, this does sound interesting. May we see a demonstration?
Dr. Madden: Of course, Dan, you may!
*Enter Henry*
Dr. Madden: Henry! You just randomly walked into the room, why don't you stand over there.
Henry: Over here?
Dr. Madden: No a little to the left.
Henry: Here?
Dr. Madden: Good! Now we hook up the shocky thingies to the patient, put on our sweet Matrix shades, then stand way back in the corner. Gabe, would you like to do the honors?
Gabe: I LIKE SHOCKING PEOPLE! MWUAHAAHHAAHAH!
*Shocks Henry*
Dr. Madden: And there you go!
Dan: He's not moving.
Diana: I think his brain just melted out of his ear.
Gabe: HAHAHAHA! HE DIED!
*Natalie enters*
Natalie: What are you all doing in my room?
Diana: Oh, nothing dear. Just watching your dead brother kill your boyfriend with shock therapy.
Natalie: What the FUCK?! GABE! Why'd you kill my boyfriend?!
Gabe: I'm gonna go back inside mom's head now…
Dr. Madden: Warning: Side effects include dizziness, drowsiness, vomiting, sudden death, cravings for sushi, and an unusual urge to watch Fiddler on the Roof all night. So, are we ready?
*Diana passes out*
Dan: I'm not cleaning that up.
A/N: Wow…that went better than I expected…oh well! Review anyone?