This is for RumTumTuggeress 's Wuv Contest.

Okay :)

The calico kitten ,hyper, rolled on her back. She stuck out her tongue as her beautiful coat hit the dusty ground. From a distance, upside down, she saw the love of her life. The Rum Tum Tugger. He was soo gorgeous! His fluffy mane ruffled as he shook it at Bombalurina.

The red queen Bombalurina. She was the sexiest, flirtiest, prettiest queen in the WHOLE junkyard. Bombalurina cuddled up in Rum Tum Tugger's mane, Etcetera could distinctively hear Bombalurina's purr.

Luckily, Tugger rejected Bombalurina, dropping her to the ground. Etcetera's heart skipped a beat or four as he came by her.

The calico kitten got up from her spot in the dust. She stuck out her tongue at Bombalurina and quickly rushed by Tugger's side.

" Hiii Tuggsie!" Etcetera meow was filled with love.

The Rum Tum Tugger smiled " Hello, Etcetera. How are you today?"

Etcetera giggled.

" I'm guessing…. Hyper…Happy….Hopeful?" Tugger's gap in his teeth showed as he smiled widely.

Etcetera nodded " You Rummy Tummy, Sure do know me"Tuggsie, you know that tomorrow is Valentines Day?"

" Yes."

" Well, Tuggy Wuggy… Will YOU be my Valentine?" the calico kitten asked.

The Rum Tum Tugger thought a while and looked back at Bombalurina, who was flirting with BUSTOPHER JONES!

There could be no way that Tugger would say yes to her silly question. Ectera doubtfully thought.

Much to her surprise The fluffy tom purred " Yes."

" Oh my goodness! Really Tugger! Really?" Etcetera squealed.

The manned cat purred.

Etcetera quickly jumped up and gave Tugger a big fat sloppy slobbery smooch on the lips. They both groaned with pleasure..

" I'll be RIGHT back Tuggsie!" Etcetera skidded off to her playmates.

Electra smiled " Hi Etcetera do you want to play with string with us?"

" No not really ladies, I have more important things to do." Etcetera smiled like a big shot. She also made an emphasize on the "do".

" Well, what do you have to Do?" Jemima purred.

" The Rum Tum Tugger has agreed to be my Valentine!" Etcetera screeched.

All of the queen screamed all together then Electra squinted her eyes " If Tugger is YOUR Valentine then who will be ours!"

Etcetera shrugged " Bye- Bye I got to be with Tugger!"

The Next Day- Valentines Day

" Hi Etcetera. Have I ever mentioned how pretty you are?" Tugger giggled like a schoolgirl.

The calico blushed " ….. No." She slowly kissed The Rum Tum Tugger, he kissed back. He quietly got on top of her. The two cats suddenly started the mating process. Etcetera groaned in pleasure as did The Rum Tum Tugger.

Suddenly as Tugger was about to finish, they both heard Demeter's wail " MACAVITY!"

Etcetera squirmed " Should we stop?"

"… Just a minute more." Tugger said between thrusts. About a minute later, The fluffy tom purred as he…. Came…

Etcetera blinked and she could see Macavity from a distance. The Rum Tum Tugger stared at her in the face….

" Not even Macavity can ruin our Valentines Day." He passionately kissed her.

Etcetera woke with a jolt as she felt the hard flick of Pouncival's paw on her head.

" POUNCIE! You woke me up!" Etcetera screamed.

" Sorry.. Sleeping Beauty!" Pouncival snickered. " Me and Tumble could hear you screaming and groaning from our room!"

The calico looked embarrassed "…. You could?"

The morning carried on its normal business… Then when Etcetera stepped outside. She caught eyes with The Rum Tum Tugger. He looked embarrassed as he quickly walked off, holding the front of himself.

" He couldn't of had the same dream?" Etcetera wondered aloud. " Maybe he did."