ALPHA

A figure rises from a milk like fluid and takes in a deep breath.

*deep inhale*

*cough.. cough.. cough..*

After I settled down from almost drowning, I finally looked around. It looked like I was in a tub with white water and tubes leading into it. I have no clue what is going on, I was just walking into my office to start the standard boring paperwork that any 9-5'er has to do and now I am waking up in a bathtub of milk like substance. Fuck I don't even know if its poisonous.

With that thought I climb out of my tub and notice I don't have a gut anymore and I have my college body for some reason. I wasn't ripped but I did have a bit of a gut that I had developed in my 30's. But the weird thing is that I don't have any hair on my body and I grope around my body until I come to my head and notice I have a crew cut and eyebrows. Also, I am not a ken doll I still have my junk down there just with no hair on it.

When I finally calm down a bit from that, I stop moving right away and look at a screen I would say that right next to the tub. It has writing on it but it's not English but I can still read it.

"Congratulations victim,

If you are reading this you didn't drown in your own rebirth fluid and didn't lower my opinion of your race.

Hahahaha

Now that you have read that, I will let you in on the fun I have created. You are currently standing in a ConstructStar, if you haven't heard of it, its because it comes from the Battlestar Galactica universe and was meant as an emergency contingency that I took from the Cylon's. Its primary goal is to reach far into the galaxy and set up a new RESURRECTION HUB or COLONY ship, with just the equipment on board. This was done incase there first strike didn't succeed, and the Cylon's as a race where wiped out and needed to start again.

But I decided I wanted to grab it and use it for my own fun. A number of things have been changed so you don't lose control, and my fun watching you is over to soon by a uprising of the Cylon robots onboard. That's right you're the only human/Cylon onboard but I have changed the hybrids just to be very advance VI's running on a biological/ technological computer in the central system. Along with all the robot Cylon's onboard, being dumb VI's that will not turn into AI's and do Skynet. All of the VI's on this ship are slaved to you ALPHA so you have full control over this ship and its purpose.

Now as to where you are,

dun dun dun,

you are currently sitting in orbit of Abydos 450 years before the start of the movie that you will hopefully remember. But to add some fun I have made sure you can't remember past season 1 that is loosely based on this galaxy you are in, when you do remember this series. So now you are in the past and can't even go home to anything you remember and your people on earth have just started to colonize north America with hopeful Europeans settlers.

Hahahah

So now have fun with Goa'uld ships that can obliterate your ship, as you have no shields like they do. Only kinetic weapons and nuclear missiles, while trying to fight shielded ships that have more power then you along with shooting energy weapons at you. So, run along now ALPHA and show me what you will do. Oh, and just for a little help I will let you learn languages extremely fast because unlike the show the universe does not run on American English.

By the way say "ship respond" out loud to start things off"

After reading everything 4 times over, I am still trying to wrap my head around this. This is the plot to one of those tropey SI stories I read on sufficientvelocity or spacebattles. Oh god this is crazy but on the other hand a life of a mid-30 year-old working a normal job would never let me do this. Who really is just happy to work till 65 then retire and pass away with no real accomplishments that add to the world. And with how these things happen I am just a copy and if I was to ever find a way home. I would then find the real me still working that job I just left.

"Ship respond."

"State desired task ALPHA"

Why do I always here my designation as if it was all capitalized. Fuck I just realized I can't remember my name. god damn it another trope.

"Ship where are we."

"ALPHA this ship is currently in a geo stationary orbit of a Class H type planet in a system constituting of 4 planetoids and 2 gas giants in the outer orbits of the current system. Current location in the galaxy is unknown as to all-star charts do not match in any configuration that has been tried. Further location details will have to be obtained from new start charts."

Well from the message from the ROB I had an idea that this would be the case but it's good for confirmation at least. Only issue is I am going to have to get something to explore this area and hide my ship because I don't know what Ra abandoned this world and how often he comes to collect tribute. Hell, he might not even come and just ask for it to be transported through the gate. Why come to a backwater world when you are the ruler of the Goa'uld. It makes no sense but I guess that's just a movie plot and it did say in a way everything would be different but same in some ways.

Now time to get on to some important things

"Ship what is the status of the ConstructStar?"

"Current stockpiles of raw materials that are needed to construct a mining and refining station along with an assembly station are at 100%. Fuel supplies are at 100%, scans show no signs geological areas of Tylium ore on the planet below. Suggest sending Heavy Raider's designed to locate Tylium, to all planetoids and avoid using the fold drive as much as possible with the ConstructSar.

Current ship compliment is 50 raiders at 100% operation 20 Heavy Raider's, along with 20 colonial Fleet Recon Raptor Mk II, 15 colonial Viper Mk. VII. Ship is able to produce more colonials' vipers as of right now but with loosing the ability to produce stations required to start new Cylon civilization.

Food for current chassis is listed to last for 70 years if food intake is standard for current Cylon model.

All data stores are secure housing all colonial data along with a copy of all Cylon data. All colonial data is 100% as of 1 day prior to start of new conflict with help of Dr. Gaius Baltar intrusions into their system.

100 biological models are in stasis and ready for your rebirth if needed and rebirth is available within 30 light years of current ship till a resurrection hub is created to span ΒΌ of our old galaxy."

"Ship what is the current rage of this ship"

"Each fold has a max distance of 40 light years with recharge time of 6 hours if max distance is used."

"Ship what is fuel consumption of moving the ConstructStar to the far side of the largest gas giant."

"Using conventional drive approx. 0.05% of remaining fuel will be used and taking 8 hours or using the fold drive 0.04% fuel will be used but will take 20 min to spool up drives from rest state."

Shit I am going to have to find out if Tylium even exists in this universe or I am going to have to find a substitute with Naquadah meaning I am going to have to go down there, and get some samples of the ore and possibly if I could find some refined ore. I am not sending down some Cylon's to grab that with those people down there reporting that to Ra if they feel the need. I think I will take a Raptor so I can fold back to the ConstructStar after I leave while sending it to the gas giant. I can't remember if the heavy raiders have fold drives. If not one of the things I will be changing in the designs.

"Ship are there Cylon's onboard able to provide security for me planet side, along with piloting me to the planet using a Colonial Raptor?"

"there are currently 500 Cylon's on board able to provide those functions. Do you require a standard detail of 5 to come and report to you, and escort you to an available Raptor?"

"Yes ship, please send a standard unit to escort me down planet side. When I have left please jump to the location I asked about with the gas giant, and leave the information with the Raptor for a return journey. Also please bring me standard equipment for exploration of an H class planet with hostile terrestrials, along with a way to keep in contact with you."

As I finished saying all this, 5 Cylon's entered through a door I didn't notice. Each one of them looked like the versions from the newer show and I think I will have to change that for better survivability so you just don't take off the head and its over for it. They all had to my mind, modern-day weapons along with harnesses that held more clips for more ammunition. Yet another thing to change. So much to learn as I was not info dumped all this into my head by the rob. I guess its fun to see me flop around.

The lead Cylon held out a bag for me an in it was a full change of clothes that practically looked like a Fremen Stillsuit. I guess I did ask for clothes for a H class planet. Good to know I have these kinds of things.

After I was done putting it on with help from a Cylon on the proper order of buckles and fastenings and told how to use it, I was given a side arm that looked between a Glock and Desert Eagle and a hip holster for it along with extra magazines.

Then when all that was finished a new Cylon entered and handed over something that looked like a futuristic slim pip boy armband with full color screen. I was told how to use it and how to contact the ship with it along with the other Cylon's in my group.

When I felt I was fully set as much as I could be, we headed to the Raptor in one of the hanger bays of the ship. As we descended to the planet toward the pyramid that was located 60 km from the city, I looked back at the ConstructShip. It looked like the new version of a BaseStar but instead of 2 Y's on top of each other it was just a Y shape but with the same thickness as a BaseStar. This was probably needed to hold all the materials needed and the needed space for my resurrection area. To me this shape made more sense then the 2 Y's that rotated because it showed an obvious weakness. And then it was gone in a blink of the eye probably now. As I look down on my pip boy, I notice an icon the shows I am hooked up still to the Cylon network. I have no clue if its quantum entanglement or tachyon emission or what it is that lets me have near real time communications.

With that done I looked at a monitor in the back of the Raptor while it was being piloted by the 5th Cylon in the front. The monitor showed me exactly what it was seeing as it was coming down for a landing.

I turn to one of my Cylon guards and ask him to run any type of scan he can on everything, and to tell me if anything out of the ordinary comes out of that, especially Tylium traces.

During my walk towards the pyramids entrance the 4 Cylon's are doing a diamond formation and have rifles at the ready. The one in the rear has something attached to its arm and is waving it about and I can only assume it's a secondary scanner to help with the main scanner that's located on the Raptor.

When we reach inside it is just as dark as the movie showed it but the neat thing is that this body has built in low light amplifications. It now looks like everything around me is a detailed black and white as you see on infrared cameras that aren't color graded like predator vision. I wonder what other cool things this body does.

In the next minute a Cylon is reporting to me saying there is a large quantity of pure Tylium up ahead. That's when the gate comes into view along with the dialing pedestal. Well I guess I don't need to change what fuel my ships use because apparently Tylium is Naquadah. It makes sense that 2 different cultures would not name the same elements the same but I think I will privately call it Tylium just to mess with this galaxies people.

While looking at the gate I started to look all over for the pedestal because I didn't see it right away like in the movie. I then started to walk around the pillars of the room to look for it as my Cylon team fanned out and secured the perimeter. I ended up finding it off to the side but it looked very dusty as if it hadn't been used for a while. That or all the sand around here gets everywhere. it looked exactly like the show from what I remember so I did something silly just to see if it worked like some fan fictions say. I ended up pressing the center crystal 3 rapid times. After 5 seconds after the 3rd push the symbols on the pedestal lit up in order of what to dial to get this gate.

The reason I did this is because the gate network has its origin of earth as its start charts. That does not help someone on Chulak with trying to find out what these symbols mean in terms of stellar position and only the Goa'uld will remember from there genetic memory. Then you add in stellar drift over millenniums and a number of gates that might be in adjacent systems, meaning you will have to choose a constellation that's much further away to get a more precise interception of constellations. So, for any normal person they would not bother with this especially if you are an ancient and moved a gate and just let it tell you its own new address. With this written down in my pip boy along with a picture I moved back to the center of the room and waited for reports from the team.

I received a number of updates on my pip boy on small samples of raw Tylium ore along with a small broach of pure Tylium in the shape of Ra's symbol. With this done, I had everyone move back to the raptor and it was time for us to leave. On the way back I was ordering a number of spy cams to be setup along with a very low power receiver for the information that I will have checked once a month during the night by a Cylon, so no transitions can be detected. I have yet to know what the Goa'uld normally scan for, or if they even scan for anything. The cameras will be in the entrance room, the gate room, and a top view of the pedestal.

As I stepped back on the ConstructStar i called out.

"Ship where is the main control area."

"Please follow the pulsing illuminated yellow line on the wall for your destination."

When ship was done saying that a yellow strip on the wall started to light up and dim in a way that made it look like the brightest part was moving down the hall. This helps so I don't go backwards. I then ended up what appeared to look like the bridge off a BaseStar, but instead of a table where people put their hands in to control the ship. There were 7 chairs but on the arm rests there was a place to put your hand into the control gel.

"Ship do I sit in the chair and put my hands into the gel for control of the systems?"

"Affermative ALPHA."