This is just a silly little rap I scribbled up on my LiveJournal, but I thought I'd upload it here because it's slightly humourous. Maybe.
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The Ine-San Rap.
Yo, hey, it's Ine-san in the house. Cleaning as usual, huh, lemmie tell you how it is...
Yo, it was a day like any other, just the same,
'Cept the snow had just turned into rain,
I was cleaning as-per-usual, duster in my hand,
Giving the dojo a quick dust a-rahnd,
When these bad, bad guys, all dressed in black,
Burst straight in, and threw me out on my back!
So I stormed right back in through da door,
Screaming "Watch your dirty shoes on my nice clean floor!"
But those dirty jerks, what did they do?
They scratched the polish, oh and killed some guy too.
I try to act calm 'n cool, but it's hard, you see,
'Cause you fightin' fools make me cray-zee!
(Ine-san in the membrane, Ine-san in the BRAIN!)
And now I'm having problems with that Ryo Hazuki dude,
His behaviour of late has been downright rude,
Talkin' in the streets to those suspicious little boys,
Spending all my hard-earned cash on useless little toys,
He always walks around just lookin' for a fight,
And yesterday he was with that Nozomi tart all night!
Yo Ryo, why you ain't cleaned your room for so long?
And what's this I hear 'bout you trippin' to Hong Kong?
You better watch yo' mouth, and be back by eleven,
Or I'll see t'wit that you join yo father up in heaven!
I try to act calm 'n cool, but it's hard, you see,
'Cause you fightin' fools make me cray-zee!
(Ine-san in the membrane, Ine-san in the BRAIN!)
Yeah, I'm sufferin' from da Ine-san madness, but I think I got da antidote,
Get us the phone number of that hot guy with the ponytail and the My Little Pony coat...