Chapter 1
Huey, Dewey, and Louie were eating lunch as Louie was staring at a girl. She wasn't just any girl, she was a cheerleader. And she was dating a total jerk. Her name was Elizabeth Swana, and she was drop dead gorgeous. All of her friends call her Beth. She was a very nice girl who Louie had Spanish with. He knows that she has straight A's because she told him one time. And he also knows that her boyfriend treats like she's worthless. He never has anytime with her, he eats her lunch claiming that it would make her fat if she eats it. Worst of all, he's captain of the football team, so Louie can't do anything to stop him. His name is Zack Wolfer, and he really is the worst.
As Louie was staring at her table, he saw how she looked unhappy with her boyfriend Zack. Zack was eating all of Beth's food while Beth looked hungry. Louie decided to save her son of his lunch so he could give it to her in his next class. As he was looking at the table, Dewey snapped him back into reality.
"Hey, earth to Louie!" Dewey said as Louie looked his direction. "We need your help on our debate. Don't you think that a samurai would totally win against an assassin?" Huey then started to retaliate.
"No way!" Huey said as Dewey got annoyed. "An assassin is trained to kill anyone they are contracted to kill, and if the are contracted to kill a samurai, they will." Louie then gave his answer.
"I don't really wanna get involved in this nerdy conversation you guys got going on here." Louie said as Dewey was offended.
"Don't lump me in with his kind!" Dewey said as Huey punched him in the arm.
"But if I did have to choose, I would say neither." Louie said as Huey and Dewey were confused. "They would probably work out their differences and go after the evil demon king." Dewey was annoyed.
"Stop messing with us Louie, this is a serious debate." Dewey said as Louie just rolled his eyes. After lunch was over, Louie made his way to Spanish class.
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Louie saw Elizabeth come into the class room. She looked like she was really upset, and hungry. She took a seat at the table that Louie was sitting at as Louie started to speak.
"Do you want some lunch?" Louie asked as Beth's eyes lit up. "I wasn't really that hungry today. And you seem like you didn't really eat yet, so..." Beth giggled as she took his offer.
"Thanks Louie, you're a great friend." Beth said as Louie noticed that she seemed a little weak. Louie was very concerned.
"You don't have to take that crap from him you know." Louie said as Beth was shocked. "He doesn't have any right to tell you what to do." Beth started to look down on the ground.
"Louie, we've already been over this." Beth said as Louie seemed annoyed by the same excuses. "Deep down he's a good guy. It's just that nobody sees how kind of a soul he can be." When Louie was first told about Zack's kind hearted side, he believed her. But after the next hundred times of him mentally abusing her, he realized that she was just telling herself that to make herself feel better. Louie wasn't going to say anything about that because he didn't want to start an argument.
"Just please be careful, okay." Louie said as Beth nodded her head in agreement. With that said, Spanish class started.
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Louie walked into the room that he shared with his brothers when he noticed Huey laying on the bed covering himself with a pillow.
"What happened to him?" Louie asked as Huey demanded Dewey not to tell him.
"The football team wedgied him to the flagpole." Dewey said as Huey was even more embarrassed.
"Wow Dewey, might as well tell everyone you know, huh!" Huey said angrily putting a lot of emphasis on the every. Dewey just shrugged.
"Wait, how did they do that when Huey doesn't even wear pants?!" Louie asked as Huey was getting even more embarrassed.
"Can we please stop talking about it?" Huey asked politely as Dewey answered Louie's question.
"They tied his tail feathers in a knot so they could put the hook through it." Dewey said causing Huey got up from his bed.
"I'm gonna take a shower to wash away my humiliation." Huey said as he left the room. Dewey started asking Louie a bunch of questions.
"So, who's that girl that you always look at?" Dewey asked acting interested in Louie's love life.
"It's just this girl Elizabeth, but she's in a relationship." Louie said angrily as Dewey to notice.
"So I take it you don't like the boyfriend." Dewey said as Louie started letting his anger out.
"I don't even think he likes her!" Louie said angrily as Dewey listened. "He constantly makes her eat less and less, he never wants to listen to what she has to say. He's cheated on her like, a dozen times, and she still wants to stay with him. She claims that there is some nice said to Wolfer, but I highly doubt it. And I'm pretty sure he's one of the guys that gave Huey that wedgie right?!" Dewey started to prevent Louie from doing something stupid.
"Louie, wait a second." Dewey said as Louie was devising a plan. "I know it's Huey that's usually the one that likes to talk sense into people, but right now it's gonna be me. You can't possibly start a fight with the captain of the football team. He's stronger than the three of us combined. He's a senior Louie, we only have to deal with one more year of this crap and he's gone." Louie got really upset.
"Yeah, but he's not gonna leave Beth alone!" Louie said as Dewey kept trying to talk him out of it.
"Louie, I promise you, he is not the type of person to show mercy." Dewey said as Louie ignored him. "If someone happens to get on his bad side, there is no telling what he'll do to them. Please just think about this Louie. You do not want to rush in on something like this. And plus, we're freshman. Right now we're at the bottom of the food chain. No one is gonna show us any bit of support." Louie started creating his plan as Dewey sighed. "Fine Louie, it's your funeral." Dewey got into his bed and started going to sleep. Thirty minutes later, Huey got out of the shower. He was singing to himself until he noticed that Louie was still up.
"Louie, what are you doing?!" Huey asked as Louie answered.
"Getting back at Zack." Louie said as Huey was happy that his brother would do something like this for him.
"Louie, really you don't have to do that, it wasn't even as bad as I made it out to be." Huey said as Louie laughed.
"It doesn't matter, he's been a jerk to a lot of people and he's gonna get what's coming to him." Louie said as Huey was growing tired.
"Louie, as much as I want to see him get his just dessert, I really wanna see you go to bed." Huey said as he pulled Louie into bed.
"Fine, but if I'm sleeping, you have to help me with my plan!" Louie said as Huey agreed.
"Fine, just go to sleep." Huey said as all of the ducks went to sleep. All except one, and she dropped in through the vent.
"Can I help!" Webby said aloud as Louie started to freak out.
"What are you doing in here?!" Louie asked as Webby answered.
"I was up there the whole time." Webby said as Huey was embarrassed. That meant that she was up there when Dewey was telling Louie about what happened at school. "Anyway, I really think I can help you guys. I'm really good at making traps, and I'm a very good distraction." Louie started to smile.
"Perfect, we need both of those!" Louie said with excitement. Dewey then started to wake up from his sleep.
"Do you guys mind talking about this in the morning when we're all awake?" Dewey asked as everyone else agreed. Webby started to climb back into the vents as the boys started going to sleep. Louie then started talking to Dewey.
"So are you in?" Louie asked as Dewey started to sigh.
"Fine, I'll be apart of your stupid plan." Dewey said causing Louie to silently cheer. "But if this blows up in our faces, it's primarily going to be your face." Louie agreed as they all finally went to sleep.
End of Chapter 1
