Hyperdimension Ed-tunia

Chapter 1: Virtual Ed-sanity

(In Gamindustri, everything was peace, sound and quiet. Until….)

Neptune: "Who the heck did this?!"

Inside the Planeptune Basilicom…

Histoire: "Huh? Was that-"

Neptune: "Histoire!"

Histoire: "Hm?"

In comes an angry Neptune, with her face painted blue and what seemed to be drool dripping off of her cheek.

Neptune: "Histoire! Who did this?!"

Histoire: "Calm down, Neptune."

Neptune: "Calm down?! How can I calm down, from something like this?!"

Histoire: "Oh dear. 0_0"

Neptune: "I was just sleeping, like I always do peacefully, and then all of a sudden….this happens!"

Histoire: "Hmm, well I am sorry Neptune but, I do not know who could've done this."

Neptune: "Oh when I find the filthy slime ball that did this to my pretty face, I'll get'em!"

Histoire: *sigh*

(Later, over at the Planeptune park…)

Eddy: *laughing* "Man, did you get a load of Neptune's face? Priceless!"

Ed: " *giggles* "Yea she was all, 'Grrrr Raaawr Ughhhh'! Hmmmhmhmhm!"

Eddy: *giggles* "That'll show her for messing with me, HA!"

Ed: *giggles* (pause) "Uh, what did she do again, Eddy?"

Eddy: "Don't ya remember Ed? It was when we were walking over at Lastation…."

Ed: "Oh goodie goodie, a flashback!"

(Yesterday over at Lastation's Candy Store)

Eddy and Ed were putting their faces on the glass of the candy store window, staring at the jawbreakers. The sign read '50 cents each'.

Eddy: *yanks out his pockets looking for some change* "There's gotta be some loose change or something!"

Ed: "Oh, I know! *bends over to look in his bellybutton* Nope, no change in here, Eddy."

Eddy: "Grrrr, if only we had a couple cents or something. I gotta have it Ed!"

Neptune comes walking out of the candy store

Neptune: "Hmmhmmm, this chunky-monkey fudge is de-lish!"

Eddy: "Huh?! Neptune?!"

Neptune: "Oh hi'ya fellas, what ya doing all out here moping?"

Ed: *sobbing* "We don't have any money for jawbreakers!"

Eddy: "You got any change on ya Neptune?"

Neptune: "Mmm, nope. Sorry guys, I spent it on the fudge. And man, is it good!"

Eddy: "Rats!"

Neptune: "But, since I'm the Goddess of this land, you guys can get some for free."

Eddy: "For reals?!"

Ed: "YAY! Jawbreaker for Ed, tummy happy!"

Neptune: "Hehehe. You better hurry, they're about to be sold out."

Eddy: "What're we waiting for, c'mon lumpy!"

Ed: "Jawbreakers!"

The Eds went inside the candy store

Neptune: "Hehehe, oh boy. This ought a be good."

(End of Flashback)

Eddy: "Then afterwards, the owner threw us out! Saying that Noire was the Goddess of that land."

Ed: "So what now, Eddy?"

Eddy: "well, now that we got our revenge back, let's go check on Double D. C'mon."

Ed: "Onward to Leanbox!"

Eddy: "He's in Lowee, bonehead."

Ed: *pause* "Oh yea."

The Eds started walking over to Lowee, while a mysterious voice appeared…

? : "Hmmm."