Welcome to the real world. What Nintendo left out, I put in. You've played all the zelda games right? And you think you know all the story? Well you don't. This is what really happened.

PROLOGUE

Our story takes place in a forest known as Kokori Forest.

"NAVI!"said a tree

"what?"

"That's the ninth person you've gone on an adventure with that died!"

"Your point?"

"THAT'S UNACCEPTIBLE!"

"and what are you gonna do about it?"

"I'm " gonna" asign you to a non-kokori named link!"

Our story technically starts right here... So enjoy the rest!

"Link..." I heard a lyrical voice...

"Link..." there it was again...

"LINK!" oh it was just Saria... No fairy... AGAIN!

"What took you so long to wake up Link?"

"I was just dreaming about an adventure with a fairy..." I replied

"Dreaming won't get you anywhere!"

"I know... and I'm wondering... why did you wake me up?" I asked

"Because today is the huge Kokori forest party in the middle of the village!"

"Really?" I asked in surprise

"Ya! and it's starting reeeeeeeeally soon!"

"Well what's taking us so long"

"IT TOOK ME 2 HOURS TO WAKE YOU UP!"

"Ooohhhh... Whoopsie..."

"NOW LET'S GET GOING!"

"Righto."

So they both walked for around 15 minutes. Link, being the lazy ass that he is, fell asleep and Saria left him on the ground. He woke up 8 hours later and walked back to his "house" (Which really is just a hut on a tree) Stuck his head out his window and started to cry (what do you expect? He's only 12). Then jumped on his bed (affectionanly made out of... straw and sticks) and fell asleep...again. Meanwhile a partictular fariy was fighting with his boss...

"Noooooooooo way dude."

"You have to, live with it."

"NEVER!"

"SHOOT HIM!"

An army of over a thousand fairies came out of no where, all cocking there guns

"Don't make me tell them to shoot you again. 'Cause they will."

"Ehha... So...um...where does this Link live?"

"Kokori forest."

"But you said-"

"He doesn't know he's non-kokori!"

"Kay..."

"NOW GO!"

"Sir yes Sir!"

So Navi flew as fast as her little wings could carry her (which wasn't ery fast mind you) to Kokori village. She looked all around untill she saw a boy without a fairy...and a poofy green hat.

"Kid, wake up."

"Zzzz...Go to hell Saria..."

"Saria, SARIA! WHO THE HELL IS SARIA!"

"Wha-What!"

"Kid, it's me your fairy."

"WOW I HAVE A FAIRY!" I screamed."I HAVE TO TELL SARIA!"

"Kid, we've got more important stuff to do."

"How so?"

"The Deku tree wanted to talk to you"

"A tree?"

"Not a tree, The deku tree!"

"Kay..."

"This is gonna be a loooooooooooooong life..."