Kaneki'ss being his usual calm sad self in Anteiku brewing coffee. Not many customers today and everyone took their day off for some reason. Suddenly dooor opens and there's the dignified Tsukiyama from the super wealthy Tsukiyama family. Immediately pushes Kaneki down and says
Seems like we are alone
"S...sou desu ne" says kaneki nervous as fuck
Tsuki smiles suspiciously, brandishing his proud dignity. Ken is shocked - he's never seen anyTHING as dignified as fuck.
"Yada kudasai" says Ken cuz he's not gay
But Tsuki is and so everything has to go down this way
Like a boat swinging side to side, they swing but forward and back
whatever ken says it don't matter cuz he speaks japanese and it seems like tsuki only speaks english. oui, oui
Mmmmmm moans the generous Tsuki cuz he luvs sharing his dignity
Ken makes no noise cuz he's not gay
But Tsuki is and so everything has to go down this way
Like a boat caught in a storm they swing harder and Kaneki inevitably too harder
"Your sweet" seduced Tsuki
Ken wonders what is he saying that's sweet cuz he believes he is savoury
But Ken didn't say anything cuz he's losing his mind and feeling sick like one would get sea sick in the sea
Two hours later Tsuki stops and falls asleep cuz he's tired. Ken had passed out two hours ago
They both be lying on the anteiku table naked sleeping sound like happy babies who's just been fed and satisfied
Suddenly the anteiku door opens and all the other characters of TG enter
Happy birthday! HUHHHHHH?
The first sentence was meant to be louder but the huh was because they are so shocked at the sleeping babies
"I told Tsiki to make time for 2 hours so we can get the party ready, I didn't think he'd make Ken fall asleep! " Said Touka, unimpressed as fuck. "he's suck a baka"
The end