PLANTS VS ZOMBIES ~ THE AWAKENING

The rain hammered the ground that day. It was a bad sign. I, Dr. Zomboss turned and summoned Football Zombie.

'You calld Zomboss?' he murmured.

I sighed. How could all of my colleagues be so stupid and... well, they'll be eating brains soon. Too bad all the brains go to their stomach and not their head.

'Football Zombie, try to concentrate for an oblivious second and give me the data report on the welfare of our brethrens.' The Football Zombie scratched his head.

'Uh...eh?'

I sighed again. 'Just tell me how well our zombies our doing.' Football zombie relaxed.

'Uh... 'uckethead here, 'oneheads 'ere, zombees 'ere, uh...me here?' Football zombie ended hopefully.

'FOOL!' I yelled, slamming the table. Football zombie jumped back. 'WHERE IS OUR BEST? GARGAUNTUAR? DIGGER? SCREEN DOOR? EVEN THOSE ZOMBONIS! YOU THINK WE CAN DEFEAT THOSE ACCURSED PLANTS LIKE PEASHOOTER WITH ZOMBIES!'

'Yes?' he said hopefully. SPLUT! Ahh, The sound of a Gargauntuar splitting his head. Bliss. 'Gargauntuar, I need you to find the strongest zombies in the area.'

'GRAH.' He grumbled. Or mumbled. Either way, it was inconsequential to me.

'Go off now.'

GRUH.' As he stumbled off, I saw a little deformed zombie on his back. 'Imp, how long are you gonna stay there?' Imp just smiled back at me.

Peashooter was late. Again. But it was hard to move when you were a plant.

'C'mon y'stupid roots, hurry up!' he shouted at where his legs would be if he were human. Peashooter's friend, Jalapeno watched him.

'Amigo? Where y'going in such a big rush?' Peashooter replied, 'Sunny!' then continued running. Sunny was a Sunflower. They were best friends but currently Sunny was at Zombie defence 101 class. When Sunny chose this, Peashooter laughed.

'Those zombies aren't stupid enough to attack a entire village o' plants! They prob'ly still remember what Dave did to them with us!' Dave was the only human friend of all the plants in Plantsville. Years ago when the zombies attacked Plantsville, Dave stepped in and saved them. But Sunny was insistent to go to the class, so Peashooter came along. And he was late. Again. Peashooter was running out of breath. Then he saw his friend Cabb.

'CABB! Mind catapulting me to the university?' Cabb was a Cabbage-Pult. He was a friendly, laidback guy. 'sure buddy. Hop on!'Peashooter was already in the catapult when the security alarms ran.

I marched on. 'Ok, everybody, here's the plan. Last time the Crazy Human called Dave saved them all, but he's not here now. Plus, last time we tried to eat 'em. That didn't go so well. Today, we will kidnap everyone of them. When we have all of them, we attack Townsville. The town will be hopeless without the plants to save them. Understand?' everyone nodded. Then one of the Zombies raised his hand.

'Yes Bob?'

'Er... humens and luanmowr?'

'Lawnmowers? Don't worry, Gargauntuar will squash all of them. Now get down there and take as much plants as you can hold!'