*This story was inspired by Senju Naruto by Baal of Yarns and Hope of the Senju Clan by Aragon Potter~*
Prologue~
The Yondaime glanced at his unconscious mentor. He smirked. "Oh! Minato-kun!" Minato turned to see blonde woman with quite sizeable cleavage waving at him. "Eh? Tsunade-hime? " "What brings you out here? I would've guessed the new Hokage would stay in his village…."she trailed off. "Well, Jaraiya-sensei wanted to celebrate, but I had to go do negotiations with Sunagakure. Then he said we could celebrate after that, so I accepted. Buuuuutt I can't hold my liquor, so I just sat here while he got drunk." Tsunade laughed. "Well, you don't seem like you can," She took a sip of her sake and giggled. "But what does it matter? Enjoy yourself!*Hiccup*" Minato smiled. "Why not? I mean, what's the worst that san happen?"
*Four bottles of sake later*
"*Hic* you know Tsunade-hime, your reputation as the prettiest kunoichi actually isn't enough. You have to be the most beautiful woman in the universe!*Hic*" The woman giggled. "Minato-kun….You sure are cute. It's been a long time since I've had this much fun…..I have an idea!*Hic*" giggles erupted from Tsunade. "Oh? What is it, hime?" "How about we head to my inn? It's a shitty place, but it doesn't matter. As long as your-*hic*-there with me!" "Alright, Hime! Let's go!" They left. Leaving Jaraiya behind.
*Next Morning*
"Fwaaahhh….. head." Groaned 's when he felt someone next to him. "Mnn….What happened last…..night?" sighed a VERY familiar voice. 'Ooh….Shit.' When Tsunade sat up, Minato knew he was dead." Eyes wide, Tsunade's confusion quickly turned to anger." You…BASTARD! Why the hell are you in my bed?!" "I don't know!I mean, last thing I remember was that we were at a bar last night….."Memories of last night came flooding back and they .Tsunade grew even angrier." You took advantage of me, didn't you?!BASTARD!"She hit the Yondaime and he flew into the wall. "No, hime. I was as drunk as you." "Oh." "Let's NEVER speak of this." "Agreed."
As Minato was leaving, he was unfortunately caught by Jaraiya. "Didn't see you at the room last night! Some lucky lady pin ya down? I can smeeelll the perfume." He smiled pervertedly." Uh….s-sure…" "Who was it? That beautiful brunette waitress that winked at you last night? Did she moan? Or scream? TELL MEEE!" Minato glared at his mentor. "No."
"Then let's head back to Konoha!"
*A few months later*
"So?" asked Tsunade. "Erm, yes, guessed right." Murmured Shizune. Tsunade sighed, and then stood up." Let's go, Shizune" "Where?" "To Konoha." "Why?" "To kill the son of a bitch that's my child's father."
A/N
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