1. Pat him on the arm, and tell him you feel his pain.

2. Steal his old school things.

3. Use them to unwittingly show him up.

4. Use them to deliberately show him up.

5. Ask to see if his birthmark is a crown, and say it is a bet.

6. Walk up to him and exclaim loudly that you don't care who he is, you're still not going to bow to him.

7. Make a scene while doing it.

8. Draw a crown next to your name on all of his assigned essays.

9. Turn all of his essays in folded into a crown.

10. Exclaim you were bored when he gives you a look.

11. Say your spells at top volume during silent spell practice.

12. Tell him you are mortally afraid of bunnies when he reminds you that are not the point of the class.

13. Insist the bunnies will eat you if you don't, when he asks you what that has to do with anything.

14. Randomly tell him not to worry, Padfoot and Prongs are waiting on the other side to keep him company.

15. Dress up as Dumbledore and haunt his chambers at night.

16. Exclaim "I don't know what that Mudblood wants of us, really." anytime he is near.

17. Ask him how his father is.

18. Liken him to Hermione.

19. Be Hermione.

20. Ask him if he lied on his Death Eater application.

21. Brew a potion better than him.

22. Have a lightening shaped scar.

23. be famous for something you don't remember.

24. Pat him on the arm and tell him he'll get his day to be the center of attention.

25. Tell him Voldemort just took him in on pity.

26. Have the last name Potter.

27. Have the first name Harry.

28. Tell him his spells stink, and you could come up with much better.

29. Actually do it.

30. Every chance you get, as him if he has heard the one about the frog and the princess.

31. Say "Don't worry, some day your princess will come." when he threatens to hex you.

32. Buy him a frog for Christmas.

33. Have your friends suggest he kiss it and find out what happens.

34. Allude that it's his cousin Albert.

35. Melt a cauldron in his class every other day.

36. Do it on purpose at a critical time.

37. Remember that he doesn't teach Potions anymore, but do it anyways.

38. Have your friends do it too, especially if they aren't in the same year.

39. Charm a crown to float six inches above his head.

40. Make sure he's the only one that can't see it.

41. Ask him what the headmaster ever did to him in hurt tones at odd moments.

42. Let chocolates frogs loose in his office every time you ask him #30.

43. Hint that there's more to him and Narcissa than meets the eye when he is in earshot.

44. Do the same, about Draco.

45. Ask him if he is so royal, why can't he afford soap?