Jason Gideon: Guide and Owner's Manual
Congratulations!
You are now the owner of a fully automated Gideon unit. To ensure that you get the full use and benefits of your professional profiler, please pay close attention to the following instructions.
Basic Information:
Name: Jason Gideon
Date Of Manufacture: Year of 1952
Place Of Manufacture: C&M, Illinois
Height: Around 6'1"
Weight: Unknown
Your Gideon unit will come with the following accessories:
Two casual outfits
Two pairs of shoes
Marble Chest set
FBI badge
1 Gun
When you first open your Gideon unit, he may be quiet and give you a watch-like stare. Show him your home, let him get familiar with everything and he shall grow attached to you.
Programming:
Your Gideon unit is fatherly and a genius, and can carry out the following functions:
Chess teacher: As a distinguished chess player, he will teach and fill hours with this fun and logical game.
Profiler: As one of the best profilers Gideon can figure out to who have ADHD in the office by looking at their office to how someone will like their coffee and pie.
Date: As an older gentlemen he knows how to work the crowd and will impress everyone he meets, especially since he is easy on the eyes.
Father figure: Your unit has plenty of experience in being a father figure and will encourage you to do anything you want and think outside the box.
Cleaning: The Gideon unit is fully capable of cleaning himself. He will also keep the house clean for you.
Your Gideon unit comes with six different modes:
Genius
Chef
Friendly
Profiler
Annoyed
Break-down
The default Genius mode is different from the profiler mode, no matter how similar they may seem. In the genius mode, the Gideon will play endless amount of chess, read books and have deep conversations with you.
The friendly mode is activated whenever Gideon gets familiar with or surrounded by those he trusts. He will talk more, stare less, take long walks and got to a game
Chef mode is activated when the Gideon unit wants to impress and set the mode for a romantic evening.
The annoyed mode is activated when Morgan, JJ, and Prentiss treat the Spencer unit like a kid or when he is teased because of his habits.
The profiler mode is activated when Gideon is on a case or trying to solve a mystery when one is in danger.
The Breakdown mode is only activated if the Gideon unit looses six men in a bombing and a Spencer unit is kidnapped by the limited edition Tobias Hankel unit.
Reaction to other units:
Aaron Hotchner: This unit is a great friend to the Gideon Unit. The Hotchner Unit might get short with him but they get on fine.
Derek Morgan: This unit is a close friend, but he looks up to Gideon unit as a mentor and will be hurt when he leaves.
Spencer Reid: This unit is a son figure to the Gideon unit and will support him in many things and will also be the only one he says good-bye to.
Elle Greenaway: These units are friends.
David Rossi: These units have no contact.
Emily Prentiss: These units are friends but the Prentiss unit sometimes tries to profile the Gideon unit but there is no harm between them.
JJ: This unit is good friends with your unit.
Penelope Garcia: She is one of the Gideon unit's friends. He will grow angry with her when she gets careless and gets the system hacked but things will work out.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: My Gideon has been cooking since early this afternoon and has been showering me with gifts. What is he trying to do?
A: He is most likely attracted to you and trying to win you over. If you get sick of it just restart him and switch his romance off.
Q: My Spencer and Gideon have come back from a mission and now everything is wrong! Reid is pale and shaky and Jason is staring off into space and staring after Reid. What happened?
A: Your Spencer must have been kidnapped by the limited edition Tobias Hankel and now is addicted to drugs. Call C&M or let Gideon and the other units step in. The problem would eventually be taken care off.
Q: Gideon is extremely quiet and won't stop staring off into space and looking at travel tickets. What is wrong and how can I help him?
A: Your Gideon unit must be having thoughts of leaving. You can destroy the tickets but that might not stop him. Get a Spencer and that might distract him from leaving.
Q: I came home from work today to find my Hotch and Gideon units having a serious argument. When they noticed I was there, they stopped yelling and wont tell me what's wrong. What's going on?
A: They are arguing over the way Gideon covered a case which caused a unsub to become even more dangerous.
Q: Gideon is having a fight with his son and now he won't talk to me. Now what?
A: He just need some time. Just play a few chess games with him and walk with him and he will be all right.
Q: Gideon has packed all our stuff, quit his job and is trying to convince me to leave with him. I have no idea what he is up to. Help?
A: He has lost all hope and wants to leave to rediscover his belief in happy endings. He must like you if he wants to take you with him. Consider this a road trip.
Warranty: With proper care, the Gideon unit will grow old and eventually die, unless a unsub or accident kills him. However, if you get annoyed with the troubled chess master, you can always send him back to our company for a full refund (within 12 months of purchase).
Author's Note: Well, this concludes the Criminal Minds Guide and Owner's Manual and I thank you for all your reviews and support. Please check out my Star Trek Owner's Manual!