The sound of a base playing as pics of a Lincoln Loud is shown.

"Crashing through the crowded halls, dodging girls like ping-pong balls, just to reach the bathroom on time…"

The boy runs through the hallway. He leaps over a Lynn Loud on a dirt bike with a hockey stick as she tried to hit a ball. Passing by a Lisa Loud who was holding a glass of chemicals, he quickly sits on a small table while having a tea party with Lola before dashing off as he head-banged to Luna's guitar playing while giving Lucy a thumb's up as she read him her poems. However, right before the rest of the music could be heard, the screen turned to static with the tune becoming inaudible.

Suddenly, the screen changed. The music sounded a little more techno as light keyboard sound played. Raising his head, Lincoln Loud (a little more detailed and three-dimensional) glares at the audience.

"Ano hi boku no kokoro wa oto mo naku kuzuresatta…"

The title card appeared, looking cryptic and as if it was drawn in ink while Katakana letters laid below it. the title dissipated into butterflies. Lincoln stood sternly as they fluttered passed him as his hair and clothes blew in the breeze.

"Kowarete sakendemo keshisarenai kioku to…"

A droplet of water fell, landing on the face of Ronnie Anne. The young Latina girl stood in front of the water fountain under a cloudy sky. She held her head up, basking in the moist bliss of the rain while ignoring her white tank top getting soaked as the fabric clung to her breasts.

"Kurayami ga hitomi no naka he to nagarekomu…"

Lying on a desk was a half-eaten sloppy joe, a ticket to the Games and Grub, an egg with a face panted on the shell, and a picture of Lincoln and Ronnie Anne on a heart boarder. Lori held up a note and clenched it hard on the sides. "See ya later, lame-O" was all it said, which caused the eldest loud some distraught.

"Mou iro sae mienai…"

Lynn and Clyde stood back to back. The former's teeth gritted while she clenched her fists.

"Ashita he to shizumu…"

The camera turns to Lisa and Lucy. Sitting at her desk with Lily in her arms, the 10-year-old genius girl flashed a disturbing grin to the audience. Her eyes opened widely while a flash of light beamed for suspense.

"Wakari aeru hi wo tomedo naku sagashita…"

Lincoln runs across the park. The 17-year-old's feet staggering across the grassy field. He trips and almost fell over but managed to regain his footing as continues dashing. Right in front of him was a giant sword that stood at about six-foot-long with a single sharp edge. He grabbed the handle and pried it out of the ground.

"Ushinau tame dake ni ima wo ikiteku…"

Standing on the top of his roof, Clyde meditates as the days quickly turned to night while he balanced himself on one foot. He wakes up as his eyes narrowed before leaping off the tiles and landing perfectly on the pavement. He then dashed down the street with his arms extending behind him like a ninja. The demons of shadow surrounded him and prepared to strike but were defeated when Clyde clasped both hands and unleashed a wave of white light, causing the shadow demons to dissipate into nothing.

"Mou dame da to hitori kodoku wo daite mo…"

Lynn was in her room, slamming her fists against a punching bag with Ronnie Anne's picture on it as tears fell from her face. The 19-year-old stopped and turned to see Lincoln inside her full-length mirror. She sauntered over and leered in front of it before she sensuously plants a kiss in front of the reflection's lips.

"If you turn on the lights. If you turn on the lights…Hikari he terashiteku!"

Ronnie Anne fell to her knees. Lisa held a syringe in her hand. She grabbed the Latina girl's arm and injected a green substance into her veins. Ronnie Anne screamed in agony while she clenched at her arms, dragging her nails against her skin and feeling immense pain as blood trickled downward. Suddenly, images of her and Lincoln flooded her mind. Lincoln playfully tackled Ronnie Anne, hearing the girl laughed as he tickled under her arms. The two smiled while gazing into each other's eyes. they leaned forward, brushed their lips against one another, and embraced each other with their tongues locking together and exploring each other's mouths. The vision ends, and tears flew from her eyes.

"Negai tsudukeru omoi itsuka iroduku yo to…"

Lynn charge. Cocking her fist back, she thrust forward, aiming straight at the robots and shadow demons before her. sparks flew out as her fists struck against the robots while the demons dissipated when her legs slashed through them.

"Oshiete kureta kokoro ni ikitsudukeru hito…"

Clyde and Lincoln fought side-by-side. The former throwing a barrage of shurikens at the enemies while the latter leaped in the air and struck the ground with his sword, creating a wave as the floor flowed over, causing every demon and robot to tremble before the attack.

Nanimo kamo hitsuzen no naka de umareru Colors…"

Standing on top of a mountain, Lisa, Lucy, and Ronnie Anne stared down at the trio of heroes while the baby in Lisa's hands slept through the whole thing. Lisa and Ronnie Anne grinned arrogantly as they gestured their hands in a beckoning call, enticing the heroes to come at them. gritting their teeth, Lincoln, Clyde, and Lynn bent their knees and leaped up higher than any normal human being, releasing a bellowing roar as they prepared to fight.

"Mou ichido kono te de asu wo egakeru kara…"

A flash of light covered the screen. Once it faded, the screen reveals only a picture frame with Lincoln and Ronnie Anne snuggling up to one another. The two of them smiling with their cheeks flushed.

"Hikari no yubisaki de…"

The loud family were sitting on the couch, watching the whole thing on their television set. Jaws nearly falling to the ground, the whole family was baffled and could barely formulate a sentence. Luckily, one of them finally spoke.

"Okay. that was…interesting," Lincoln remarked. He arched his brows while flashing a weak smile.

"Seriously. Who writes this kind of crap?" Lynn griped. Her arms pointing at the screen as her brows narrowed.

Grabbing the remote, Lori turned off the TV while she shrugged her shoulders. "Eh. You gotta give them credit for creativity."

The End?


A/N: Hey, guys. this is Kman134. this is a little side project that I wanted to do that correlates to a future loud house fit I'm planning to write called "Loud House Dead World" where what if the loud house was an anime and the characters were a little older and had anime-esque powers while also deconstructing certain tropes and giving a dark satirical undertone to the story. This opening, however, was inspired mostly by the Spongebob Anime by Narmak, but still having some originality on my part with different scenes and the loud house characters instead of spongebob characters. well, tell me what you think and leave some reviews.