Plan To Die Before Senility

Me: I do not own Pokémon Inspired by 'A Little Night's Music' by Surgeman but the creations of Lati / Leti is based on me while May, Tabby, Tori, Sam, and Carol are based on my buddies, May, Tori and Sam will be helping me with disclaimers Tabby and Carol will appear around once in a while

Sam: YAYY*Munches on a cookie*

May: I want a COOKIE!*Steals a Chocolate chip cookie*

Tori: Please go on with it

~^_^~Meow~^_^~Mew~Purrr~HISS

Lati's point of view

My life has always been boring to me, I've been late, I haven't even started my adventure, but things are about to change I won't be that little sickly girl who you could see at school and has a attitude to match a Rebellious Charizard, not much to care about me, I mainly am the insanely 'evil' one of the group but I have plenty more sense so I'm called the 'respectable' one by parents, who is usually to shy to say much to the parents

Ha all that is about to change oh and my Name? It's Lati

Earlier today

I was hanging out in my room, it one of those Sunday night meetings that we usually had… Who are we? Well here is a brief saying of us all, there is my life time friend May 'Maymay' Celltis, she's the shortest of all of us, she is a bit on the hyper side but she still as that spiffy Serious side of her which we all fear, seriously that girl is like Dracula on steroids when she is seriously angry, anyways she hates it when someone calls her short, she has short bob cut that is neck length it's hard to explain, she has a head band on all the time to hold back some of her bangs, she wears whatever she feels like today she is wearing a blue shirt that has a rainbow smiley face that says "Peace" and reddish sweatpants she has brown eyes like four people in the group. Then to the left of me is Tabby Curtis she's the second shortest, she has long black hair like me and May, she has it up in a ponytail pulled back her bangs too, she wears a light blue sweater and jeans, she is like May but she's only hyper, even if she is angry her hyper voice, no pun intended, comes out instead of angry, but recently she has been very tired and weary, cause of school, then to the right is Sam Grezenis she has long light brown hair, Her bangs spilt midway then hides behind her hair, she wears a dark blue short sleeve and some skinny-ish jeans only cause they fit her of course she is always hyper but easily gets angry which is bad, to the center is Tori Normandy, her hair is the same color as Sam's. She wears jeans that look worn out and she wears her hair in a ponytail, she wears a white short sleeve and some jeans her blue eyes which isn't seen much in the group since she is using laughing her head off with her jokes. In the corner is Carol Ageal, She is usually pretty quiet, she has her hair up in the same style as Tori but her hair is more of a chocolate maybe a milk chocolate? I dunno but she has light blue eyes too, she wears a pink long sleeve and some jeans, are you knowing the pattern? Last and basically Tallest is me I'm sitting on my bed I just wear what ever fits me, today I'm wearing a gray wool sweater a short blue sleeve underneath and on the both is a tank top, oh and I always wear jeans, today I'm wearing my Black waitress jeans though, I have to save up money for my journey, anyways I have long slightly curly but spiky black hair it was caused during a wedding, my sisters friend was trying to curl my hair, which keep on slipping out or those things like silk, I'm sort of the Goth emo of the group, I'm pretty sadistic did I mention I have a suicidal problem? Yea trying to fix that, my friends say I should ignore those preps, it's hard because they keep on trying to get my banned from my extension scholarship, it ends when I want too, anyways today's topic was where we were going to hang out on Monday, though we could talk tomorrow since they were staying over, and our starter Pokémon, May was going first

"I'm going to use my egg"

Then it was Sam's turn

"Hmm a chikorita"

Then Tori

"I dunno maybe a bulbasaur?"

Then Tabby

"I want Piplup~"

Then Carol

"I'm not sure, maybe I'll just follow you guys"

Then finally it was me

"Hmm maybe….maybe a Cyandaquil, or a absol, or a trapinch, or or or maybe a Eevee!"

They laughed at me then thought a bit

"Let's eat smores in the yard!" May said, we all agreed it was one of our favorite treats

~in the yard~~~~~

I don't Blame May for suggesting that I should have disagreed but I never heard of enraged Pokémon in the yard yet so I thought it was safe

I was making a fire, jabbing at the flames, my friends glared playfully at me when ever I pretended to shoot cinders at them "Okay the flames are ready!" I hollered, they all gathered around and I handed them each a marshmallow, mmm I could taste it now gooey and sticky and warm in my mouth, I saw my marshmallow, nowhere near done I sighed then turned to May "Hey May" I said she turned to me "Yea?", I sighed "What Pokémon do you want to hatch from that egg?" she glanced me then laughed "Isn't it easy? I've been hinting it, I was hoping it to be a Pichu" I rolled my eyes at her then sighed, "Those are on the overused tier for contests, please tell me you aren't going to do 'em" to my lucky may shook her head, I turned back to my marshmallow and put it onto the cookie and chocolate I covered it then held it to my mouth "Cheers!" I said cheerfully then was about to take a bite out of it but then a blood curling cry called into the night

"What was that?" Tori freaked, I shook my head" Nothing like this happened before!" then I glanced around worried

In any case, what can I do?

We screeched as a Houndoom jumped out it landed onto of me knocking the breath out of me May ran at it with a stick whacking it, only to get throwing away, the Houndoom held me down, making me unable to help her, I feel it's hot and sticky saliva drip onto my face I nearly screamed, it's spit burned me, and I feel the heat of it's flamethrower as it tried to attack my friends I felt it scorch my face, I tried to scream for help but then….

What can I do to change the reality of this confined garden?

The Houndoom loomed over me again this time it's teeth ready to bite, I closed my eyes, hoping for a fast death, to bad Mew hated me like that.

I haven't even lived through half of my life yet I oppose and I embrace Experiences are unconsciously tattooed onto me

I felt the Houndoom slowly sink its teeth into my throat, hearing the screams of my friends I felt myself getting shaken, the pain overwhelming, then it all ended.

When I woke up, I saw Mew and Mewtwo I glance at them both not even bothering to look around then I sighed "What did you two do?" I didn't even care if Mewtwo was my favorite one no one gets away from my wrath Mewtwo and mew flinched "It wasn't me, SOMEONE just had to EAT A COOKIE in that forbidden room while playing BS" Mewtwo huffed Mew glared "Yea I sort of broke your line, But No worries! We'll bring you back" that won Mew the shot eye daggers "Hold back what do you mean by no worries YOU FUDGING KILLED ME" I snapped Mew sighed "You still have a swearing habit?" I glared "That doesn't matter tell me what happened you May-clone (1)" Mew sighed "Okay okay this is what happened, well Mewtwo challenged me to BS so I teleported him to the forbidden or time-line room to play so then I took out a cookie with out him noticing as I was losing then I ate it to clear my mind, ehehehehe wrong choice I was bouncing around then I slammed into your string and uh, errr, it broke" Mew choked out I stared at her in disbelief "Well Bye bye have fun in your second life!!" I glanced at her wildly "Wait second-" I cut off as everything turned back, great I can see for the third time in my life, I glanced around, pitch black I groaned, but it was so warm but wet, but I could breath I head-butted the darkness in anger, Stupid Mew not letting me finish my questions, I bashed at wall again this time I heard voices, they sounded grief-filled yet happy

"Look Tabby the Egg is hatching"

WHAT? I WAS IN A FUDGING EGG? Wait, Tabby, that means I might be at her house, maybe, but then I heard other voices I listened in closely.

"Shhh May, we have to get ready it's already been a day since Lati died" Tori most likely

"Tori we miss her!" I heard two people wail, Sam and Carol

I kicked on the 'egg wall' again this time harder, that got some attention

"Come one lets wait for the egg to hatch before going"

I heard a chorus of 'okays' I kicked the egg wall again once again hard, this time I saw light dim, but still light, But soon I was exposed to it's true horrors, the instant I came I was bitten by the cold winter air, the glop all over my body was freezing me even more, I soon felt some one pick me up and begin to clean me and the glop "It's a Shiny Eevee that's so cool, I bet Lati would have spazzed over this, she loves Eevees though she loves umbreon and espeon too" May was speaking, it was odd, my eyes where open and I could hear must be my human senses, my felt my stomach grumble then I turned to May with a 'Oy I want food now cause bitches like you need to get me my food and books/laptop' look May looked at me funny "Wow just like Lati" She said sadly "I'll call you Letix or Leti for short since Lati always said if she was with this place called Org.13(2) she would be called Letix and she loves that name" May whispered then she turned to the others "Lets go" then she picked up a milk bottle and began to walk while trying to feed me, I gave her a ' Are you trying to feed me this crap?' look she sighed then took off the nuzzle, I quickly picked it up and began to gulp in down greedily as if someone were going to steal it, someone did, I looked down and saw a Charmander

"Well hello there senior Shit-face, now give me back my milk and nobody gets hurt"

The Charmander glared at me scathingly "I have a name you know" I rolled my eyes

"Yea I don't give a crap GIVE ME MY MILK" I began to wail in a eevee way to May, May looked at me then saw the Charmander" Bad Flame" May said, she took back the milk and give it to me, I gave this Flame was victory look and began to gulp down my milk "Oh and by the way if I were still human I would be older then you and you'd probably be my starter" I snickered at his horrified expression, a chikorita and piplup giggled and glanced at me with admiration a bulbsaur was just giving a bored look at us all I turned to them "who are you are any of you perhaps Ggio Vega(3)?" I had asked they all shook there heads "You guys have never lived life" I said, the giggled duo turned to me "What's your name?" the piplup asked "I'm Virgo and this Chikorita here is Chiko"

The turned to them and gave them my famous Laharl(4) laugh "Hmhmhmhmhmhm. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Since you told me your names I'll tell you mine, I am Letix 'Leti', I now deem you two my loyal vassals!" they squealed in delight how funny, anyways I looked around, and saw the funeral I began to giggle, I have a problem at funerals I laugh during them it's weird May glanced at me funny then sighed" missed the funeral, I guess we should give our respects and then leave" I snapped up, NO ONE I MEAN NO ONE MUST GIVE RESPECTS .GRAVE. I jumped out of her hands snagging all of the flowers, I heard screams and the word "Absol's Seed" I dashed to my grave and leaped, grabbed the flowers then running, May was chasing after me "LETIII" She cried she followed quickly soon we where on the outskirts of town when I buried the flowered, snapping at air, May sighed "Lati did say she wanted something to snatch the flowers from her grave when she died, but I never expected it to be you" May sighed I grinned in triumph before waiting for the others, I saw that Virgo was next to May "Why are you here?" I had asked "the professor made her take another starter, one from sinnoh, he said if she met the champions of each region they might give her a starter from there region, right now it's Jhoto so we have to beat Lance or who ever to get a Jhoto starter" Virgo has said, I grinned "May better pick Cyandaquil if she does make it" I grinned evilly before looking at her, my stomach grumbled, I snapped at the air again, growling, May rolled her eyes cheerfully

I'll show you another horror at night

Me: ehehehehe so what do you think? I left it off at there so I could be on the fourth page as the stopping point, I did all of this in one night and I an tired of and here are the little numbered thingies oh and also I suck at cliffhangers just to let you know

1: the song is the beginning part of Maaya Sakamoto's 'Hemisphere'

2: I recently got into Kingdom hearts 2, my friend Sam and I got into a conversation about it then I asked about our org.13 names I got Letix out of my nickname Lati

3: Ggio Vega, my favorite Arrancar, in the Bleach series he is one of my favorite dudes just like SenbonZakura with part of his mask broken off ~3

4: ehehehehe Disgaea Ds, I got bored one day so I went up to my brother and Laharl laughed him for no reason, he called me crazy :P

Me: Anyways*Hugs Ggio Vega*I don't think you talk to much Soi fan is just mean, and she broke part of your Mask's fangs those looked so cool, Stupid Soi fan, no offense to her fans and no pun intended